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Let's be honest: VP Harris and Tay have an agreement. The Swift appearance is the bonus prize if there's a Harris inauguration.

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They're playing Taylor Swift in the dead time at the Pittsburgh event.

Keep hope alive!
November 5, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I hope my ex girlfriend who said my drawings were rubbish is still secretly following me because she’ll be feeling pretty embarrassed now. #alwaysbeclosing #dragonsden #makingitrain #duckinatophatdivingintogold
August 17, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Accepted first offer on the shoes I was selling on Vinted because I couldn't be arsed. #dragonsden #theapprentice #alwaysbeclosing #theartofthedeal #diaryofaCEO
September 20, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Just went for a mammogram, met a woman I haven’t seen since c. 2010, she asked what I’d been up to, sold her my books. #AlwaysBeClosing
April 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Looks like I have to order some more. Thank you x #dragonsden #alwaysbeclosing #capitalism
A reminder I’m trying Christmas cards again this year. I spent most of yesterday drawing disappointed astronauts on the back of them. £5 each might sound pricey but it’s free postage if you’re in the UK. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
And because I was born lucky, I got to write all five of these characters in #TheExpanse Dragon Tooth — on sale now!

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All three volumes of #TheExpanse DRAGON TOOTH are out now! The adventure continues for the crew of the gunship Rocinante, years after the epochal events of the Hugo Award-winning TV show.
January 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Well @amitinoz.bsky.social told me we should be better about sharing @energyvsclimate.bsky.social and now my oncology nurse just pulled it up on her phone and I’m not sure if that was what he had in mind
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October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Postcards ordered. You may not be ready for them but your kids are going to love them. Or something. #marketing #etsysellers #alwaysbeclosing #dragonsden #Ihateitwhenaposthastoomanyhashtags marswasrubbish.etsy.com
June 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Recruiting beta reads now! #AlwaysBeClosing
May 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
You should subscribe to the Triple Click podcast, where Jason's been invoking this game since mid-2023, I believe.

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April 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I actually don’t mind even numbers. #marketing #DragonsDen #salemanship #alwaysbeclosing
September 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Cool down by buying a cold and wet looking print. #salesmanship #alwaysbeclosing marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
July 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I’m amazing at salesmanship. Someone asked for a print of this photo of the Queensferry crossing and I very nearly managed to talk them out of it. #alwaysbeclosing #dragonsden #madmen #wolfofwallstreet
December 3, 2024 at 6:44 PM
One of my Mel Brooks posts went a little viral at the weekend. Did I take advantage and plug prints and postcards? Did I arse. #marketing #alwaysbeclosing
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June 30, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Drew and I had 30 minutes before our train to Essen arrived, so we decided to crack open the Molly House PPC.
October 2, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I also have a ko-fi account which I keep brilliantly forgetting exists and then feel embarrassed to advertise when I remember it. #art #selfloathing #marketing #DragonsDen #alwaysbeclosing #wolfonwallstreet #titanic
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March 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Totally agree! #AlwaysBeClosing
April 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
When you've got something good #alwaysbeclosing 🙂
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Check out Glengarry Glen Ross #AlwaysBeClosing
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
August 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Just sign up for a queue alert. You're closer than you think! #booked #AlwaysBeClosing
April 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Thanks so much, man! We’re excited for her first words to be “preorder Space Ghost.” #alwaysbeclosing
March 28, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Footnote: Obviously, all money goes back into whatever this is. #dragonsden #theapprentice #alwaysbeclosing #linkedin #thatbitinAmericaPsychoaboutbusinesscards
March 24, 2026 at 1:48 PM
i ❤️ sending this to my NCOs in the group chat.

regularly.

okay. daily.

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December 11, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Oh yeah you were a killer Kite pusher (and I knew you would be when I cast you as that… #alwaysbeclosing)
July 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM