Accepted first offer on the shoes I was selling on Vinted because I couldn't be arsed. #dragonsden #theapprentice #alwaysbeclosing #theartofthedeal #diaryofaCEO
September 20, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Accepted first offer on the shoes I was selling on Vinted because I couldn't be arsed. #dragonsden #theapprentice #alwaysbeclosing #theartofthedeal #diaryofaCEO
September 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
August 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I hope my ex girlfriend who said my drawings were rubbish is still secretly following me because she’ll be feeling pretty embarrassed now. #alwaysbeclosing #dragonsden #makingitrain #duckinatophatdivingintogold
August 17, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I hope my ex girlfriend who said my drawings were rubbish is still secretly following me because she’ll be feeling pretty embarrassed now. #alwaysbeclosing #dragonsden #makingitrain #duckinatophatdivingintogold
SNL's Christmas parody of Alec Baldwin's scene in Glengarry Glen Ross is pure gold. -Scott
#glengarryglenross #alecbaldwin #alwaysbeclosing #snl
#glengarryglenross #alecbaldwin #alwaysbeclosing #snl
Glengarry Glen Christmas: Elf Motivation - SNL
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July 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
SNL's Christmas parody of Alec Baldwin's scene in Glengarry Glen Ross is pure gold. -Scott
#glengarryglenross #alecbaldwin #alwaysbeclosing #snl
#glengarryglenross #alecbaldwin #alwaysbeclosing #snl
Oh yeah you were a killer Kite pusher (and I knew you would be when I cast you as that… #alwaysbeclosing)
July 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Oh yeah you were a killer Kite pusher (and I knew you would be when I cast you as that… #alwaysbeclosing)
One of my Mel Brooks posts went a little viral at the weekend. Did I take advantage and plug prints and postcards? Did I arse. #marketing #alwaysbeclosing
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June 30, 2026 at 8:44 AM
One of my Mel Brooks posts went a little viral at the weekend. Did I take advantage and plug prints and postcards? Did I arse. #marketing #alwaysbeclosing
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Are *your* Teeth & Ambitions bared?
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On this five-day intensive course you'll learn if you're a 'Hyena' or a 'Lion', and then optimise your personal pathways to achievement!
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Join the 'Be Prepared' self-improvement seminar, and learn the 3-Point plan that is the secret to success!
On this five-day intensive course you'll learn if you're a 'Hyena' or a 'Lion', and then optimise your personal pathways to achievement!
#AlwaysBeClosing
June 15, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Are *your* Teeth & Ambitions bared?
Join the 'Be Prepared' self-improvement seminar, and learn the 3-Point plan that is the secret to success!
On this five-day intensive course you'll learn if you're a 'Hyena' or a 'Lion', and then optimise your personal pathways to achievement!
#AlwaysBeClosing
Join the 'Be Prepared' self-improvement seminar, and learn the 3-Point plan that is the secret to success!
On this five-day intensive course you'll learn if you're a 'Hyena' or a 'Lion', and then optimise your personal pathways to achievement!
#AlwaysBeClosing
Postcards ordered. You may not be ready for them but your kids are going to love them. Or something. #marketing #etsysellers #alwaysbeclosing #dragonsden #Ihateitwhenaposthastoomanyhashtags marswasrubbish.etsy.com
June 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Postcards ordered. You may not be ready for them but your kids are going to love them. Or something. #marketing #etsysellers #alwaysbeclosing #dragonsden #Ihateitwhenaposthastoomanyhashtags marswasrubbish.etsy.com
TIL subspace distortion in Star Trek is measured in cochranes.
memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cochran...
Also that the surname Cochrane has three distinct origins.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochran...
Anyway, come see Star Trek: The Next Improvisation at CONvergence next month #abc #AlwaysBeClosing
memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cochran...
Also that the surname Cochrane has three distinct origins.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochran...
Anyway, come see Star Trek: The Next Improvisation at CONvergence next month #abc #AlwaysBeClosing
Cochrane (surname) - Wikipedia
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May 30, 2026 at 10:53 PM
TIL subspace distortion in Star Trek is measured in cochranes.
memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cochran...
Also that the surname Cochrane has three distinct origins.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochran...
Anyway, come see Star Trek: The Next Improvisation at CONvergence next month #abc #AlwaysBeClosing
memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cochran...
Also that the surname Cochrane has three distinct origins.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochran...
Anyway, come see Star Trek: The Next Improvisation at CONvergence next month #abc #AlwaysBeClosing
Recruiting beta reads now! #AlwaysBeClosing
May 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Recruiting beta reads now! #AlwaysBeClosing
YIL about '90s jobs, Windows 95, and UK shops that don't exist anymore, like C&A and Tammy Girl and Safeway and Blockbuster and Woolworth's. (Most of those were in the US too so they're the ones I remember.) More research for this week's show in Liverpool! #abc #AlwaysBeClosing
Ancestors
Who: Wing It Impro - Ensemble Team What: Ancestors Where: Unity 1 When: 2:50pm - Saturday the 9th of May Age range: 16+ Website: www.wingimpro.com Click on links for socials: ...
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May 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
YIL about '90s jobs, Windows 95, and UK shops that don't exist anymore, like C&A and Tammy Girl and Safeway and Blockbuster and Woolworth's. (Most of those were in the US too so they're the ones I remember.) More research for this week's show in Liverpool! #abc #AlwaysBeClosing
YIL in the UK a married woman's income was considered an extension of her husband's for tax purposes until 1990.
I learned this preparing for the improv show I'm doing in Liverpool next week #abc #AlwaysBeClosing: www.liverpoolimprovfestival.com/ancestors.html
I learned this preparing for the improv show I'm doing in Liverpool next week #abc #AlwaysBeClosing: www.liverpoolimprovfestival.com/ancestors.html
Ancestors
Who: Wing It Impro - Ensemble Team What: Ancestors Where: Unity 1 When: 2:50pm - Saturday the 9th of May Age range: 16+ Website: www.wingimpro.com Click on links for socials: ...
www.liverpoolimprovfestival.com
May 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
YIL in the UK a married woman's income was considered an extension of her husband's for tax purposes until 1990.
I learned this preparing for the improv show I'm doing in Liverpool next week #abc #AlwaysBeClosing: www.liverpoolimprovfestival.com/ancestors.html
I learned this preparing for the improv show I'm doing in Liverpool next week #abc #AlwaysBeClosing: www.liverpoolimprovfestival.com/ancestors.html
Just sign up for a queue alert. You're closer than you think! #booked #AlwaysBeClosing
April 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Just sign up for a queue alert. You're closer than you think! #booked #AlwaysBeClosing
Thanks so much, man! We’re excited for her first words to be “preorder Space Ghost.” #alwaysbeclosing
March 28, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Thanks so much, man! We’re excited for her first words to be “preorder Space Ghost.” #alwaysbeclosing
Footnote: Obviously, all money goes back into whatever this is. #dragonsden #theapprentice #alwaysbeclosing #linkedin #thatbitinAmericaPsychoaboutbusinesscards
March 24, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Footnote: Obviously, all money goes back into whatever this is. #dragonsden #theapprentice #alwaysbeclosing #linkedin #thatbitinAmericaPsychoaboutbusinesscards
I also have a ko-fi account which I keep brilliantly forgetting exists and then feel embarrassed to advertise when I remember it. #art #selfloathing #marketing #DragonsDen #alwaysbeclosing #wolfonwallstreet #titanic
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March 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I also have a ko-fi account which I keep brilliantly forgetting exists and then feel embarrassed to advertise when I remember it. #art #selfloathing #marketing #DragonsDen #alwaysbeclosing #wolfonwallstreet #titanic
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A Life in Technology Sales Measured in Quarters
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#AlwaysBeClosing #CoffeeForClosers #SoftwareSalesLife #QuotaCrushed #SalesGospel #TechSalesChronicles #CRMSurvivor #LifeInPreSales #DemoOrDie #HalibutHandshake #ClosingTimeMemoir #SalesWithoutSpin
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A Life in Technology Sales Measured in Quarters
By Bradley Schagrin
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February 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
A Life in Technology Sales Measured in Quarters
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#AlwaysBeClosing #CoffeeForClosers #SoftwareSalesLife #QuotaCrushed #SalesGospel #TechSalesChronicles #CRMSurvivor #LifeInPreSales #DemoOrDie #HalibutHandshake #ClosingTimeMemoir #SalesWithoutSpin
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#AlwaysBeClosing #CoffeeForClosers #SoftwareSalesLife #QuotaCrushed #SalesGospel #TechSalesChronicles #CRMSurvivor #LifeInPreSales #DemoOrDie #HalibutHandshake #ClosingTimeMemoir #SalesWithoutSpin
A Life in Technology Sales Measured in Quarters
shorturl.at/jUKe2
#AlwaysBeClosing #CoffeeForClosers #SoftwareSalesLife #QuotaCrushed #SalesGospel #TechSalesChronicles #CRMSurvivor #LifeInPreSales #DemoOrDie #HalibutHandshake #ClosingTimeMemoir #SalesWithoutSpin
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#AlwaysBeClosing #CoffeeForClosers #SoftwareSalesLife #QuotaCrushed #SalesGospel #TechSalesChronicles #CRMSurvivor #LifeInPreSales #DemoOrDie #HalibutHandshake #ClosingTimeMemoir #SalesWithoutSpin
A Life in Technology Sales Measured in Quarters
By Bradley Schagrin
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February 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
A Life in Technology Sales Measured in Quarters
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#AlwaysBeClosing #CoffeeForClosers #SoftwareSalesLife #QuotaCrushed #SalesGospel #TechSalesChronicles #CRMSurvivor #LifeInPreSales #DemoOrDie #HalibutHandshake #ClosingTimeMemoir #SalesWithoutSpin
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#AlwaysBeClosing #CoffeeForClosers #SoftwareSalesLife #QuotaCrushed #SalesGospel #TechSalesChronicles #CRMSurvivor #LifeInPreSales #DemoOrDie #HalibutHandshake #ClosingTimeMemoir #SalesWithoutSpin
Check out Glengarry Glen Ross #AlwaysBeClosing
February 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Check out Glengarry Glen Ross #AlwaysBeClosing
A reminder I’m trying Christmas cards again this year. I spent most of yesterday drawing disappointed astronauts on the back of them. £5 each might sound pricey but it’s free postage if you’re in the UK. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When you've got something good #alwaysbeclosing 🙂
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When you've got something good #alwaysbeclosing 🙂
Well @amitinoz.bsky.social told me we should be better about sharing @energyvsclimate.bsky.social and now my oncology nurse just pulled it up on her phone and I’m not sure if that was what he had in mind
#alwaysbeclosing?
#alwaysbeclosing?
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well @amitinoz.bsky.social told me we should be better about sharing @energyvsclimate.bsky.social and now my oncology nurse just pulled it up on her phone and I’m not sure if that was what he had in mind
#alwaysbeclosing?
#alwaysbeclosing?
