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AmazOn His Majesty’s Secret Service

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February 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Quantum of Soulless #AmazonBond
February 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Blofeld sits, waiting, staring at the monitors.
"Where is he? My sources said he'd be here by now!"
He toys with his traps and lair defences again.
"Fuck it, I need the loo"
Hurrying to the toilet, he drops his trousers, sits..

Bond steps from his Aston Martin and rings the doorbell.
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February 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Deliver Another Day
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February 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dr. No Package Arrived
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February 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
No Time To Piss #AmazonBond
February 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Entire James Bond movie, filmed from the viewpoint of ring doorbells.
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February 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
DEI Another Day #AmazonBond
February 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Septupussy
Tinfinger
Casino Topeka

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February 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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No Prime To Die
From Russia With Express Delivery
February 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Why Moneypenny, your box seems far too big for what I have to put inside it #amazonbond
February 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Locque & Key #AmazonBond
February 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"James, these workers are asking for toilet breaks, minimum wage and holiday pay. We need you to go in and smash the unions".
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February 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
No, Mr Bond. I expect you to drive.
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February 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You Only Live Priced
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Quantum of Soulless #AmazonBond
February 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Odd Job, Union Buster #amazonbond
February 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Looks like Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli have already delivered the James Bond 007 rights to Amazon Prime Video

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February 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
People Who Bought "The Spy Who Loved Me" Also Liked

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AmazOn His Majesty’s Secret Service

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February 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’d mostly been pleasantly surprised / encouraged by a lot of the #AmazonBond chatter but this .. not so much

Have a random gag

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M’s memorable office door to get a new look
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September 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
At least you'll be able to track him
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February 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
James Bond, P.I.
The Moneypenny Diaries
Young Blofeld
Dial M for Murder
Felix Leiter Down Under

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February 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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"Listen up Bond, here's the latest gadget"
Q watches 8 technicians roll out cardboard packaging this 5m x 5m x5m
"What is it Q?"
"Your new phone"
February 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
‘Orange is the New Black’ except it’s set in the 70s and stars Bambi and Thumper after they’ve been arrested #AmazonBond
February 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bond enters. Takes off his outside shell. Then his puffer jacket. His Kevlar vest. His roll neck. His base layer. Leaving…a teeny tiny James Bond and a massive pile of clothing on the floor. #AmazonBond
February 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
On Her Majesty's Postal Service. #AmazonBond
February 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM