Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan https://theonion.com/chappell-roan-makes-amends-by-kidnapping-11-year-old-fan/
March 23, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan https://theonion.com/chappell-roan-makes-amends-by-kidnapping-11-year-old-fan/
To make amends...
November 19, 2024 at 1:27 PM
To make amends...
I'm making amends if anyone wants any fresh amends
July 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I'm making amends if anyone wants any fresh amends
All I asked for was one darn thing. Seems Santa needs to make amends this year.
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
All I asked for was one darn thing. Seems Santa needs to make amends this year.
To make amends with Elmo, Laura Lunatic breaks in and makes his favorite bunny soup.
December 27, 2024 at 7:04 PM
To make amends with Elmo, Laura Lunatic breaks in and makes his favorite bunny soup.
Brett Favre Makes Amends By Sending Photo Of His Penis To Every Mississippian On Welfare
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October 31, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Brett Favre Makes Amends By Sending Photo Of His Penis To Every Mississippian On Welfare
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“if misgendering a trans woman would stop nuclear war would you do it?” what would happen if you called your kid to make amends with them, what about that
March 26, 2024 at 11:38 PM
“if misgendering a trans woman would stop nuclear war would you do it?” what would happen if you called your kid to make amends with them, what about that
The Kennedy Center was established and named by an act of Congress. No media outlet should call it anything different until Congress amends or repeals that Act. Trump is not a king.
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Kennedy Center was established and named by an act of Congress. No media outlet should call it anything different until Congress amends or repeals that Act. Trump is not a king.
Well, if Tucker feels genuine remorse, and sincerely wants to make amends for several decades of racism, sexism, homophobia, and war mongering…he can still go fuck himself.
On NPR’s Newsmakers, Tucker Carlson says Trump should be removed from office, and also speaks with regret about his own long career as a TV partisan.
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Tucker Carlson has a new enemy: the politics he helped build | Newsmakers
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September 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Well, if Tucker feels genuine remorse, and sincerely wants to make amends for several decades of racism, sexism, homophobia, and war mongering…he can still go fuck himself.
(pt 2) * You make amends with the Traveler. #GenshinImpact #原神
November 17, 2024 at 6:53 AM
(pt 2) * You make amends with the Traveler. #GenshinImpact #原神
ABOLISH
PROSECUTE
AMENDS
NEVER AGAIN
PROSECUTE
AMENDS
NEVER AGAIN
"Defund and prosecute."
- Seth Moulton, US Representative, Combat Veteran.
- Seth Moulton, US Representative, Combat Veteran.
ICE is full of COWARDS. They are all absolute, pathetic, untrained COWARDS. DEFUND AND PROSECUTE.
YouTube video by Seth Moulton
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January 25, 2026 at 12:52 AM
ABOLISH
PROSECUTE
AMENDS
NEVER AGAIN
PROSECUTE
AMENDS
NEVER AGAIN
*Amends time sheet*
December 19, 2024 at 1:05 AM
*Amends time sheet*
Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan
Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan
SÃO PAULO—In an effort to rectify the misunderstanding between the young girl, the girls’ parents, and herself, pop star Chappell Roan kidnapped the 11-year-old fan who was upset by a security guard w...
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March 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Chappell Roan Makes Amends By Kidnapping 11-Year-Old Fan
Subway could really make some amends for Jared if they funded the legal defense of the sandwich guy
August 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Subway could really make some amends for Jared if they funded the legal defense of the sandwich guy
AND WHEN YOU FUCK UP YOU
MUST
MAKE
AMENDS
MUST
MAKE
AMENDS
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
AND WHEN YOU FUCK UP YOU
MUST
MAKE
AMENDS
MUST
MAKE
AMENDS
Sweet Baby Jesus,
Why did you take our brains from us? Was it the Trump bibles? Was it worshiping a golden oaf? How can we make amends?
Why did you take our brains from us? Was it the Trump bibles? Was it worshiping a golden oaf? How can we make amends?
February 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sweet Baby Jesus,
Why did you take our brains from us? Was it the Trump bibles? Was it worshiping a golden oaf? How can we make amends?
Why did you take our brains from us? Was it the Trump bibles? Was it worshiping a golden oaf? How can we make amends?
Can we please cool it on the Transmetropolitan posting until Warren Ellis either makes amends or dies
September 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Can we please cool it on the Transmetropolitan posting until Warren Ellis either makes amends or dies
Unanimously confirmed by every Senate Democrat. the time to make amends for this mistake is now
Marco Rubio in Canada: "The president has made his argument as to why he thinks Canada would be better off joining the United States."
March 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Unanimously confirmed by every Senate Democrat. the time to make amends for this mistake is now
Rejected Amends🙏
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Rejected Amends🙏
We are never “making amends” with Elon musk or RFK Jr.
No nazis. No eugenicists.
I hope this helps!
No nazis. No eugenicists.
I hope this helps!
June 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We are never “making amends” with Elon musk or RFK Jr.
No nazis. No eugenicists.
I hope this helps!
No nazis. No eugenicists.
I hope this helps!
Spanberger amends, signs sweeping gun legislation reshaping Virginia’s firearm laws www.newsfromthestates.com/article/span...
Spanberger amends, signs sweeping gun legislation reshaping Virginia’s firearm laws
Just hours before a midnight deadline, Gov. Abigail Spanberger on Monday submitted a series of amendments to high-profile gun legislation passed by the General Assembly last month, while also signing ...
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April 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Spanberger amends, signs sweeping gun legislation reshaping Virginia’s firearm laws www.newsfromthestates.com/article/span...
Time for Jonathan to make amends.
April 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Time for Jonathan to make amends.
We don’t “make amends” with nazis.
June 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We don’t “make amends” with nazis.
People (cough*men*cough) seem to view "amends" as a one-time action rather than a pattern of behavior. You apologize once(ish, sincerely) but you make amends by how you live the rest of your life
April 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
People (cough*men*cough) seem to view "amends" as a one-time action rather than a pattern of behavior. You apologize once(ish, sincerely) but you make amends by how you live the rest of your life