Four ‘PLANET OF THE APES’ films just got added to HBO Max.
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes
• Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
• War for the Planet of the Apes
• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
See which other movies are coming soon to HBO Max: bit.ly/HBONov26
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes
• Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
• War for the Planet of the Apes
• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
See which other movies are coming soon to HBO Max: bit.ly/HBONov26
November 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Four ‘PLANET OF THE APES’ films just got added to HBO Max.
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes
• Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
• War for the Planet of the Apes
• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
See which other movies are coming soon to HBO Max: bit.ly/HBONov26
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes
• Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
• War for the Planet of the Apes
• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
See which other movies are coming soon to HBO Max: bit.ly/HBONov26
All my apes gone. Again.
1M hacked and drained accounts on Polymarket, with a current estimated $3.5B in stolen crypto. It's the Oceans Fucking 11 of crypto heists.
October 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
All my apes gone. Again.
someone please...my apes...they're gone
October 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
someone please...my apes...they're gone
all their apes gone
Polymarket has been pwned. A million customers have had their crypto drained.
October 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
all their apes gone
Apes Gone on a scale unimagined since the Namek saga.
Not just polymarket. $3.5 Billion in crypto has been drained through a compromise of Binance.
October 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Apes Gone on a scale unimagined since the Namek saga.
all their apes gone
the crypto banks are out of money
October 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
all their apes gone
"Apes don't read The Silmarillion!"
"Yes, they do, Otto! They just don't understand it!"
"Yes, they do, Otto! They just don't understand it!"
November 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"Apes don't read The Silmarillion!"
"Yes, they do, Otto! They just don't understand it!"
"Yes, they do, Otto! They just don't understand it!"
"All my apes gone!"
Me, looking around nervously:
Me, looking around nervously:
October 31, 2026 at 12:42 AM
"All my apes gone!"
Me, looking around nervously:
Me, looking around nervously:
Apes Together Strong Meme
ALT: Apes Together Strong Meme
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November 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
October 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Grapes, apes, and bacchante, 1627. By Hendrick ter Brugghen, who died (alas!) on this day in 1629.
November 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Grapes, apes, and bacchante, 1627. By Hendrick ter Brugghen, who died (alas!) on this day in 1629.
it's Saturday, and it's time for "This Week In Stupid: October 31 edition" — Stephen Miller apes it, Donny’s hair escapes it, and so much more...
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This Week In Stupid: October 31 edition
Stephen Miller apes it, Donny’s hair escapes it, and so much more...
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October 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
it's Saturday, and it's time for "This Week In Stupid: October 31 edition" — Stephen Miller apes it, Donny’s hair escapes it, and so much more...
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The modern ‘PLANET OF THE APES’ films are now streaming on HBO Max.
• ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘War for the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘War for the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes’
November 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The modern ‘PLANET OF THE APES’ films are now streaming on HBO Max.
• ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘War for the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘War for the Planet of the Apes’
• ‘Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes’
My spouse: Dana, all my apes are gone
Me: good, I’m tired of apes running around here all the time
Me: good, I’m tired of apes running around here all the time
October 31, 2026 at 1:04 AM
My spouse: Dana, all my apes are gone
Me: good, I’m tired of apes running around here all the time
Me: good, I’m tired of apes running around here all the time
all my apes. gone
October 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
all my apes. gone
Oh no! Their apes!
October 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Oh no! Their apes!
All my apes are gone
October 29, 2026 at 10:20 PM
All my apes are gone