Laura Loomer apologizes to Tucker Carlson.
June 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Laura Loomer apologizes to Tucker Carlson.
In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...
April 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...
Karla Sofía Gascón Apologizes After ‘Emilia Pérez’ Resurfaces
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January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Karla Sofía Gascón Apologizes After ‘Emilia Pérez’ Resurfaces
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...meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate...
April 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
...meanwhile, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate...
1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
Pixar Apologizes After Learning ‘Hoppers’ Slur For Beavers https://theonion.com/pixar-apologizes-after-learning-hoppers-slur-for-beavers/
March 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Pixar Apologizes After Learning ‘Hoppers’ Slur For Beavers https://theonion.com/pixar-apologizes-after-learning-hoppers-slur-for-beavers/
official press release: JUNlPER apologizes for popularizing the phrase ‘goblin mode’
April 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
official press release: JUNlPER apologizes for popularizing the phrase ‘goblin mode’
DISRESPECTFUL - WITHHOLD ALL COOPERATION UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES.
Elon Musk has arrived at the Senate GOP lunch, escorted by Rick Scott. Wearing his “TECH SUPPORT” shirt as opposed to standard Senate shirt and tie.
March 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
DISRESPECTFUL - WITHHOLD ALL COOPERATION UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES.
CIA apologizes for dead kennedys
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
The parish priest said he would have acted differently had he known they were carved by children.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 21, 2023 at 2:34 AM
CIA apologizes for dead kennedys
Fuck this demented bigot and fuck everyone who supports or apologizes for him
Trump: "They're all crooks. The Somalians. What they've done to Minnesota. The Somalians. They're crooked as hell. They're all crooks."
May 27, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Fuck this demented bigot and fuck everyone who supports or apologizes for him
Trump says he will withhold federal tax dollars to Maine colleges unless the Gov of Maine personally apologizes to him.
March 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Trump says he will withhold federal tax dollars to Maine colleges unless the Gov of Maine personally apologizes to him.
Dave Matthews Band Apologizes After Tour Bus Dumps Another 800 Pounds Of Human Shit Onto Same Boat Full Of People theonion.com/dave-ma...
August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dave Matthews Band Apologizes After Tour Bus Dumps Another 800 Pounds Of Human Shit Onto Same Boat Full Of People theonion.com/dave-ma...
It's the exact "but her emails" playbook:
- Why won't you apologize for your emails?
- Clinton apologizes
- Why does she refuse to apologize?
- She apologizes again
- Why won't she apologize?
- She apologizes yet again
Mamdani has already 'clarified his position'. Theres nothing to clarify!
- Why won't you apologize for your emails?
- Clinton apologizes
- Why does she refuse to apologize?
- She apologizes again
- Why won't she apologize?
- She apologizes yet again
Mamdani has already 'clarified his position'. Theres nothing to clarify!
June 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It's the exact "but her emails" playbook:
- Why won't you apologize for your emails?
- Clinton apologizes
- Why does she refuse to apologize?
- She apologizes again
- Why won't she apologize?
- She apologizes yet again
Mamdani has already 'clarified his position'. Theres nothing to clarify!
- Why won't you apologize for your emails?
- Clinton apologizes
- Why does she refuse to apologize?
- She apologizes again
- Why won't she apologize?
- She apologizes yet again
Mamdani has already 'clarified his position'. Theres nothing to clarify!
Gillibrand apologizes to Mamdani over ‘jihad’ comments - POLITICO
So I am glad Gillibrand apologized but she should really do so publicly, not privately, given her smear against him was done publicly, on live radio in fact.
So I am glad Gillibrand apologized but she should really do so publicly, not privately, given her smear against him was done publicly, on live radio in fact.
Gillibrand apologizes to Mamdani over ‘jihad’ comments
The New York senator was criticized for not defending the NYC mayoral candidate in a combative radio interview.
www.politico.com
July 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gillibrand apologizes to Mamdani over ‘jihad’ comments - POLITICO
So I am glad Gillibrand apologized but she should really do so publicly, not privately, given her smear against him was done publicly, on live radio in fact.
So I am glad Gillibrand apologized but she should really do so publicly, not privately, given her smear against him was done publicly, on live radio in fact.
Olivia Nuzzi apologizes for sharing "tasteful nudes" on national security group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Olivia Nuzzi apologizes for sharing "tasteful nudes" on national security group chat.
*drops the beat*
*apologizes profusely*
*apologizes profusely*
December 7, 2024 at 6:44 PM
*drops the beat*
*apologizes profusely*
*apologizes profusely*
Gillibrand apologizes to Mamdani over ‘jihad’ comments
Gillibrand apologizes to Mamdani over ‘jihad’ comments
The New York senator was criticized for not defending the NYC mayoral candidate in a combative radio interview.
www.politico.com
July 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Gillibrand apologizes to Mamdani over ‘jihad’ comments
An American in Milan apologizes to the world
February 9, 2026 at 11:54 AM
An American in Milan apologizes to the world
The Netherlands apologizes to the world.
Rutte: "American leadership is absolutely essential if freedom is to be the rule and not the exception"
April 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The Netherlands apologizes to the world.
Larry Summers apologizes in person to all of his students, particularly those he aspires to fuck.
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Larry Summers apologizes in person to all of his students, particularly those he aspires to fuck.
These people are weird!
April 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
These people are weird!
‘I’m Sorry’: Marjorie Taylor Greene Apologizes When Confronted By CNN’s Dana Bash About Political Rhetoric
Too little too late, Marge.
Too little too late, Marge.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Apologizes for 'Toxic Politics'
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) delivered a stunning apology on CNN Sunday when confronted about toxic political rhetoric.
www.mediaite.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
‘I’m Sorry’: Marjorie Taylor Greene Apologizes When Confronted By CNN’s Dana Bash About Political Rhetoric
Too little too late, Marge.
Too little too late, Marge.
May 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Tibetan monk apologizes for Jimmy Eat World.
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
The parish priest said he would have acted differently had he known they were carved by children.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 21, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Tibetan monk apologizes for Jimmy Eat World.
Hunter Biden Apologizes
YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan
www.youtube.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM