My contribution to Super Bowl Sunday is this Jewish Aramaic incantation bowl with a demon on it. From Nippur, Mesopotamia, circa 6th-7th century CE.
Truly a super bowl.
Truly a super bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
My contribution to Super Bowl Sunday is this Jewish Aramaic incantation bowl with a demon on it. From Nippur, Mesopotamia, circa 6th-7th century CE.
Truly a super bowl.
Truly a super bowl.
Finance correspondant for BBC is bleeding from the eyes and chanting in Ancient Aramaic. Is that good?
April 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Finance correspondant for BBC is bleeding from the eyes and chanting in Ancient Aramaic. Is that good?
I'm going to laugh so hard at the Bad Bunny hating Christian Nationalists if Jesus ever shows up for the Second Coming only speaking Aramaic.
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I'm going to laugh so hard at the Bad Bunny hating Christian Nationalists if Jesus ever shows up for the Second Coming only speaking Aramaic.
What the hell just do Aramaic
September 22, 2026 at 11:39 PM
What the hell just do Aramaic
r/mildlyinfuriating
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
October 11, 2023 at 12:15 AM
r/mildlyinfuriating
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic
Shhhh! 🤫🤫
Don’t tell Christians that Jesus in his Aramaic language called God “Alaha.” 🤫🤫
Don’t tell Christians that Jesus in his Aramaic language called God “Alaha.” 🤫🤫
September 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Shhhh! 🤫🤫
Don’t tell Christians that Jesus in his Aramaic language called God “Alaha.” 🤫🤫
Don’t tell Christians that Jesus in his Aramaic language called God “Alaha.” 🤫🤫
Eating the fourth beef n cheddar as the eclipse happens. The staff at Arbys begin speaking Aramaic. Now is the time of shadows.
April 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Eating the fourth beef n cheddar as the eclipse happens. The staff at Arbys begin speaking Aramaic. Now is the time of shadows.
“Yiddish is not Aramaic it’s mostly stolen german.”
Lord make our enemies stupid, oh he already did
Lord make our enemies stupid, oh he already did
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“Yiddish is not Aramaic it’s mostly stolen german.”
Lord make our enemies stupid, oh he already did
Lord make our enemies stupid, oh he already did
I watched the Aramaic-only halftime show. Didn't you?
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I watched the Aramaic-only halftime show. Didn't you?
Old video of Netanyahu trying to tell Pope Francis that Jesus spoke Hebrew.
Francis corrects him, “Aramaic”.
Side note - the Levantine Arabic dialect spoken in Palestine is heavily influenced by Aramaic.
Francis corrects him, “Aramaic”.
Side note - the Levantine Arabic dialect spoken in Palestine is heavily influenced by Aramaic.
May 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Old video of Netanyahu trying to tell Pope Francis that Jesus spoke Hebrew.
Francis corrects him, “Aramaic”.
Side note - the Levantine Arabic dialect spoken in Palestine is heavily influenced by Aramaic.
Francis corrects him, “Aramaic”.
Side note - the Levantine Arabic dialect spoken in Palestine is heavily influenced by Aramaic.
I dunno, that might be Aramaic
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I dunno, that might be Aramaic
Can’t wait for the Mel Gibson version in Aramaic!
July 24, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Can’t wait for the Mel Gibson version in Aramaic!
im just gonna say it: i love jewish weddings. every event can be improved by reading a contract in aramaic
August 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
im just gonna say it: i love jewish weddings. every event can be improved by reading a contract in aramaic
One of my favorite comics is Jesus preaching in Aramaic, then stopping to call out the time-traveller in English
July 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
One of my favorite comics is Jesus preaching in Aramaic, then stopping to call out the time-traveller in English
When faced with a difficult decision I like to ask what would Jesus do? The problem is he answers in Aramaic.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
When faced with a difficult decision I like to ask what would Jesus do? The problem is he answers in Aramaic.
If I were forced to interact with Piers Morgan, my survival instinct would also trigger an emergency switch to fluent ancient Aramaic.
September 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
If I were forced to interact with Piers Morgan, my survival instinct would also trigger an emergency switch to fluent ancient Aramaic.
When Jesus returns and starts yelling at you aggressively in Aramaic.
When the high schoolers didnt leave room for Jesus at the homecoming dance.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When Jesus returns and starts yelling at you aggressively in Aramaic.
Sauron: I also wrote some stuff on the sides of it, it’s Aramaic for “sassy”
Me: ok now this is a pretty cool ring
Me: ok now this is a pretty cool ring
March 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Sauron: I also wrote some stuff on the sides of it, it’s Aramaic for “sassy”
Me: ok now this is a pretty cool ring
Me: ok now this is a pretty cool ring
why aren't we all learning Aramaic
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
why aren't we all learning Aramaic
“Our guests tonight are the Cenobites”, Fallon says. Aramaic chanting is heard. He laughs at the Cenobites canned anecdotes. They politely stay for the music of Jelly Roll.
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“Our guests tonight are the Cenobites”, Fallon says. Aramaic chanting is heard. He laughs at the Cenobites canned anecdotes. They politely stay for the music of Jelly Roll.
I'm sure the fact he used Aramaic didn't help either.
September 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm sure the fact he used Aramaic didn't help either.
It was the Aramaic equivalent of “Dave”.
August 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It was the Aramaic equivalent of “Dave”.
