Darren Aronofsky: hey it's me Darren aronofsky, the doyenne of psychological horror
Aronofsky: you may remember me from such innovative psychological horror concepts like
Aronofsky: "what if you had some really annoying houseguests"
Aronofsky: or
Aronofsky: "what if a guy was really fat"
Aronofsky: you may remember me from such innovative psychological horror concepts like
Aronofsky: "what if you had some really annoying houseguests"
Aronofsky: or
Aronofsky: "what if a guy was really fat"
May 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Darren Aronofsky: hey it's me Darren aronofsky, the doyenne of psychological horror
Aronofsky: you may remember me from such innovative psychological horror concepts like
Aronofsky: "what if you had some really annoying houseguests"
Aronofsky: or
Aronofsky: "what if a guy was really fat"
Aronofsky: you may remember me from such innovative psychological horror concepts like
Aronofsky: "what if you had some really annoying houseguests"
Aronofsky: or
Aronofsky: "what if a guy was really fat"
Aronofsky: movie groups of tomorrow are made up of several entities
Aronofsky: computers
Aronofsky: pneumatic directors
Aronofsky: humans who tolerate machines
Aronofsky: computers
Aronofsky: pneumatic directors
Aronofsky: humans who tolerate machines
May 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Aronofsky: movie groups of tomorrow are made up of several entities
Aronofsky: computers
Aronofsky: pneumatic directors
Aronofsky: humans who tolerate machines
Aronofsky: computers
Aronofsky: pneumatic directors
Aronofsky: humans who tolerate machines
/Charles Barkley voice "Darren Aronofsky"
May 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
/Charles Barkley voice "Darren Aronofsky"
Aronofsky: i don't need to take this kind of mockery
Aronofsky: i'm Darren Aronofsky, award-winning creator of "The Whale" and "Mother!"
Aronofsky: i made your childhood depressing!
Aronofsky: i'm Darren Aronofsky, award-winning creator of "The Whale" and "Mother!"
Aronofsky: i made your childhood depressing!
May 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Aronofsky: i don't need to take this kind of mockery
Aronofsky: i'm Darren Aronofsky, award-winning creator of "The Whale" and "Mother!"
Aronofsky: i made your childhood depressing!
Aronofsky: i'm Darren Aronofsky, award-winning creator of "The Whale" and "Mother!"
Aronofsky: i made your childhood depressing!
Aronofsky: don't forget the exclamation mark in mother(!) btw
Aronofsky: it denotes excitement
Aronofsky: it denotes excitement
May 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Aronofsky: don't forget the exclamation mark in mother(!) btw
Aronofsky: it denotes excitement
Aronofsky: it denotes excitement
Aronofsky: remember how you hated history class back in school?
Aronofsky: well, get ready to hate it all over again!
Aronofsky: it's Darren Aronovsky's FOUNDING FATHERS
Aronofsky: it's 2 hours of craggy dudes in powdered wigs looking at the camera
Barker: ha ha
Barker: this sucks man
Aronofsky: well, get ready to hate it all over again!
Aronofsky: it's Darren Aronovsky's FOUNDING FATHERS
Aronofsky: it's 2 hours of craggy dudes in powdered wigs looking at the camera
Barker: ha ha
Barker: this sucks man
July 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Aronofsky: remember how you hated history class back in school?
Aronofsky: well, get ready to hate it all over again!
Aronofsky: it's Darren Aronovsky's FOUNDING FATHERS
Aronofsky: it's 2 hours of craggy dudes in powdered wigs looking at the camera
Barker: ha ha
Barker: this sucks man
Aronofsky: well, get ready to hate it all over again!
Aronofsky: it's Darren Aronovsky's FOUNDING FATHERS
Aronofsky: it's 2 hours of craggy dudes in powdered wigs looking at the camera
Barker: ha ha
Barker: this sucks man
Aronofsky: you know that patented uncanny lifeless humunculi that mock humanity by their very existence?
Aronofsky: my theory is that people want more of that
Aronofsky: and they especially want it used to tell didactic slogs about the founding fathers
Aronofsky: my theory is that people want more of that
Aronofsky: and they especially want it used to tell didactic slogs about the founding fathers
July 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Aronofsky: you know that patented uncanny lifeless humunculi that mock humanity by their very existence?
Aronofsky: my theory is that people want more of that
Aronofsky: and they especially want it used to tell didactic slogs about the founding fathers
Aronofsky: my theory is that people want more of that
Aronofsky: and they especially want it used to tell didactic slogs about the founding fathers
Darren Aronofsky you are the “Bozo of the Week”
"a series he made with Google DeepMind and Salesforce, which will unfurl on Time Magazine’s YouTube channel every week"
Darren Aronofsky Has Reconstructed the Revolutionary War Using AI
That's the conceit of a series he made with Google DeepMind and Salesforce, which will unfurl on Time Magazine’s YouTube channel every week through the end of the year.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Darren Aronofsky you are the “Bozo of the Week”
Darren Aronofsky has been a loser for decades so I shouldn't be surprised at this
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Darren Aronofsky has been a loser for decades so I shouldn't be surprised at this
"I'm fucking your brother."
March 1, 2024 at 5:00 PM
"I'm fucking your brother."
Aronofsky brings TWO different pork pie hats.
I love the episode of PARTS UNKNOWN where Darren Aronofsky goes with Bourdain to Madagascar and just comes off as such a deeply stupid, joyless, shmuck and a terrible guest.
July 22, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Aronofsky brings TWO different pork pie hats.
Darren Aronofsky fuckin sucks: an explainer
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Darren Aronofsky fuckin sucks: an explainer
I don’t know what’s worse: a Darren Aronofsky movie he made or a Darren Aronofsky movie he didn’t make
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I don’t know what’s worse: a Darren Aronofsky movie he made or a Darren Aronofsky movie he didn’t make
Aronofsky: you know how it is
Aronofsky: you get a new tool you immediately gotta try it out on some founding father shit
Aronofsky: you get a new tool you immediately gotta try it out on some founding father shit
July 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Aronofsky: you know how it is
Aronofsky: you get a new tool you immediately gotta try it out on some founding father shit
Aronofsky: you get a new tool you immediately gotta try it out on some founding father shit
how it feels to be an Aronofsky hater rn
January 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM
how it feels to be an Aronofsky hater rn
Slop is slop, even (or especially?) when offered up by a well-known if overrated "let's get funky with over the shoulder shots" director. Who the fuck wants this? No one. Aronofsky can fuck right off into the sun. www.avclub.com/american-rev...
Darren Aronofsky, Google DeepMind, and Salesforce proudly present an AI-merican Revolution
Darren Aronofsky, Google DeepMind, and Salesforce proudly present an AI-merican Revolution
www.avclub.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Slop is slop, even (or especially?) when offered up by a well-known if overrated "let's get funky with over the shoulder shots" director. Who the fuck wants this? No one. Aronofsky can fuck right off into the sun. www.avclub.com/american-rev...
huge day for aronofsky haters
Darren Aronofsky has launched a new venture alongside Google DeepMind to help develop generative AI short films.
Darren Aronofsky Partners with Google DeepMind on Generative AI Short Film Initiative
Darren Aronofsky has launched a new venture alongside Google DeepMind to help develop generative AI short films.
bit.ly
May 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
huge day for aronofsky haters
Aronofsky: but then I realized
Aronofsky: why am i wasting my time thinking of ideas like a chump?
Aronofsky: a computer could do that just as good as i could
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Barker: please by all means
Barker: tell us more
Poe: clive
Aronofsky: why am i wasting my time thinking of ideas like a chump?
Aronofsky: a computer could do that just as good as i could
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Barker: please by all means
Barker: tell us more
Poe: clive
May 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Aronofsky: but then I realized
Aronofsky: why am i wasting my time thinking of ideas like a chump?
Aronofsky: a computer could do that just as good as i could
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Barker: please by all means
Barker: tell us more
Poe: clive
Aronofsky: why am i wasting my time thinking of ideas like a chump?
Aronofsky: a computer could do that just as good as i could
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Barker: please by all means
Barker: tell us more
Poe: clive
Aronofsky confirmed bus pervert
Published my first piece at @wired.com today, about a string of AI thrillers that have bombed (most recent being the hopelessly naive Chris Pratt vehicle 'Mercy'), the backlash to Darren Aronofsky's YouTube slop take on the American Revolution, and a grotesque nostalgia-bait Super Bowl ad:
Hollywood Is Losing Audiences to AI Fatigue
Entertainment about or made with artificial intelligence has been missing the mark with viewers over the past year.
www.wired.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Aronofsky confirmed bus pervert
somewhere darren aronofsky has a wario named aaron daronofsky
November 10, 2023 at 3:24 PM
somewhere darren aronofsky has a wario named aaron daronofsky
Black Swan(2010)
dir. Darren Aronofsky
Natalie Portman as Nina Sayers
dir. Darren Aronofsky
Natalie Portman as Nina Sayers
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Black Swan(2010)
dir. Darren Aronofsky
Natalie Portman as Nina Sayers
dir. Darren Aronofsky
Natalie Portman as Nina Sayers
Aronofsky: see, researchers at MIT invented a mary shelley bot and
Mary Shelley: [shivs aronofsky]
Poe: mary! it wasn't HIS bot!
Shelley: fuck that shit
Shelley: if there's one thing i can't stand, it's a fuckin messenger
Mary Shelley: [shivs aronofsky]
Poe: mary! it wasn't HIS bot!
Shelley: fuck that shit
Shelley: if there's one thing i can't stand, it's a fuckin messenger
May 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Aronofsky: see, researchers at MIT invented a mary shelley bot and
Mary Shelley: [shivs aronofsky]
Poe: mary! it wasn't HIS bot!
Shelley: fuck that shit
Shelley: if there's one thing i can't stand, it's a fuckin messenger
Mary Shelley: [shivs aronofsky]
Poe: mary! it wasn't HIS bot!
Shelley: fuck that shit
Shelley: if there's one thing i can't stand, it's a fuckin messenger
Aronofsky: i was on deviantart and i saw there was all this AI-generated art of big fat women eating cake
Aronofsky: and i thought "wow, these people sure do appreciate the horrifying psychological terror of the fat body"
Aronofsky: and that gave me an idea
Aronofsky: and i thought "wow, these people sure do appreciate the horrifying psychological terror of the fat body"
Aronofsky: and that gave me an idea
May 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Aronofsky: i was on deviantart and i saw there was all this AI-generated art of big fat women eating cake
Aronofsky: and i thought "wow, these people sure do appreciate the horrifying psychological terror of the fat body"
Aronofsky: and that gave me an idea
Aronofsky: and i thought "wow, these people sure do appreciate the horrifying psychological terror of the fat body"
Aronofsky: and that gave me an idea
FIVE fucking Christopher Nolan joints? Daren Aronofsky? Disqualifying.
June 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
FIVE fucking Christopher Nolan joints? Daren Aronofsky? Disqualifying.