The only thing Ezra Klein and his ragtag band of stuporfriends should have an abundance of is an assbeating. I suspect that they wouldn’t find that it connects with their values basis very well.
Adam Jentleson of Searchlight Institute recommended in his Ezra Klein interview today that Democrats embrace spanking children as a "a very powerful signal" that connects with voters "on a values basis."
I didn't think I could dislike the man any more than I already did, but lo!
I didn't think I could dislike the man any more than I already did, but lo!
November 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The only thing Ezra Klein and his ragtag band of stuporfriends should have an abundance of is an assbeating. I suspect that they wouldn’t find that it connects with their values basis very well.
I'm not advocating physical violence of any kind against a child. having said that, i meet adults all the time who are clearly in desperate need of an assbeating
November 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I'm not advocating physical violence of any kind against a child. having said that, i meet adults all the time who are clearly in desperate need of an assbeating
He won by a 7% margin. That's a pretty handy spread in any election. I guess giving your opponent a slightly more merciful assbeating is "underperforming."
November 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
He won by a 7% margin. That's a pretty handy spread in any election. I guess giving your opponent a slightly more merciful assbeating is "underperforming."
HAVING PETRA'S HAIR OUT IS SUCH A COOL ASS WAY TO DIFFERENTIATE WHEN SHE'S IN THE SYMBIOTE BLACK SUIT VS THE FELICIA HAND SEWN ASSBEATING BLACK SUIT!!!!! INSPIRED CHOICES HERE LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!
I always liked that after getting rid of the symbiote peter would wear a cloth black costume so I made this varient for petra. I also like it to be visually different then the symbiote suit but can still be confused for eachother at a glance. #petravember
November 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
HAVING PETRA'S HAIR OUT IS SUCH A COOL ASS WAY TO DIFFERENTIATE WHEN SHE'S IN THE SYMBIOTE BLACK SUIT VS THE FELICIA HAND SEWN ASSBEATING BLACK SUIT!!!!! INSPIRED CHOICES HERE LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!
It’s a legit assbeating.
November 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It’s a legit assbeating.
THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME MILK DUD HAS DONE THIS SHIT BTW YOU HAVE TO SEE THE VERBAL ASSBEATING HE TOOK NOT LONG AGO FOR SOMETHING SIMILAR💀
what's worse is, he tried Poly on that one too, and oh my God that whooping was glorious to watch-
what's worse is, he tried Poly on that one too, and oh my God that whooping was glorious to watch-
October 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME MILK DUD HAS DONE THIS SHIT BTW YOU HAVE TO SEE THE VERBAL ASSBEATING HE TOOK NOT LONG AGO FOR SOMETHING SIMILAR💀
what's worse is, he tried Poly on that one too, and oh my God that whooping was glorious to watch-
what's worse is, he tried Poly on that one too, and oh my God that whooping was glorious to watch-
honestly i respect the commitment. it takes a true Dingus to bag faster after each subsequent assbeating.
October 21, 2026 at 6:20 AM
honestly i respect the commitment. it takes a true Dingus to bag faster after each subsequent assbeating.
I don't believe in god because I dont believe a higher power that would allow about 2000 people to own everything while billions of people struggle and starve, including people being slaughtered in multiple active/ongoing attempts at genocide.
That god would deserve an assbeating.
That god would deserve an assbeating.
October 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I don't believe in god because I dont believe a higher power that would allow about 2000 people to own everything while billions of people struggle and starve, including people being slaughtered in multiple active/ongoing attempts at genocide.
That god would deserve an assbeating.
That god would deserve an assbeating.
My dark elf Draxis stole a staff from the Arcane University and the current Arch Mage wasn't too happy about it
In an attempt to worm himself out of an assbeating, Draxis made a bargain with the Xivaili tho, he mightve bit off more than he can chew. #nsfw #oblivion #artsky #ocfanart
In an attempt to worm himself out of an assbeating, Draxis made a bargain with the Xivaili tho, he mightve bit off more than he can chew. #nsfw #oblivion #artsky #ocfanart
October 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
god every year i do dot's challenge and every year cv1 is still the most brutalizing assbeating for me how some of you no-miss this is magic to me
October 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
god every year i do dot's challenge and every year cv1 is still the most brutalizing assbeating for me how some of you no-miss this is magic to me
Gyges really took the assbeating he got from everyone last week, learned absolutely nothing, and published his unhinged conspiracy shot for shot
September 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Gyges really took the assbeating he got from everyone last week, learned absolutely nothing, and published his unhinged conspiracy shot for shot
Liz... I was fighting a near assbeating before church!
Me when she asked:
Me when she asked:
September 24, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Liz... I was fighting a near assbeating before church!
Me when she asked:
Me when she asked:
okay gallica's navigator lines hit that point where theyre wearing on me LOL. its kind of insane that atlus generated a type of character whose gameplay role is basically just to backseat you. girl please stop shouting in my ear youre not making my assbeating any better.
September 20, 2026 at 9:14 PM
okay gallica's navigator lines hit that point where theyre wearing on me LOL. its kind of insane that atlus generated a type of character whose gameplay role is basically just to backseat you. girl please stop shouting in my ear youre not making my assbeating any better.
Like, real talk: if you had said this to me in person, I'd have beaten the bigotry out of you. Saying that shit with any ounce of earnestness would have earned you an assbeating, and rightfully so.
September 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Like, real talk: if you had said this to me in person, I'd have beaten the bigotry out of you. Saying that shit with any ounce of earnestness would have earned you an assbeating, and rightfully so.
1. What greater gift than the gift of life? Followed by an assbeating?
2. No way the Hunters, among many, are okay with some jolly old elf on their roof when it's freezing outside and they are trying to sleep. It would be like the original script for The Santa Clause. With the shotgun.
2. No way the Hunters, among many, are okay with some jolly old elf on their roof when it's freezing outside and they are trying to sleep. It would be like the original script for The Santa Clause. With the shotgun.
September 11, 2026 at 7:58 AM
1. What greater gift than the gift of life? Followed by an assbeating?
2. No way the Hunters, among many, are okay with some jolly old elf on their roof when it's freezing outside and they are trying to sleep. It would be like the original script for The Santa Clause. With the shotgun.
2. No way the Hunters, among many, are okay with some jolly old elf on their roof when it's freezing outside and they are trying to sleep. It would be like the original script for The Santa Clause. With the shotgun.
Nearly died again on a mission. NOT posting an afterwards pic.
#assbeating #screwspecialgrades #top1grade1 #grade1sorcerer
#assbeating #screwspecialgrades #top1grade1 #grade1sorcerer
September 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Nearly died again on a mission. NOT posting an afterwards pic.
#assbeating #screwspecialgrades #top1grade1 #grade1sorcerer
#assbeating #screwspecialgrades #top1grade1 #grade1sorcerer
*ahem* It is Gameday. My brother is smoking brisket. We will be making Lynchburg Lemonade. Oklahoma State (for life!) is playing Tulsa and we owe them an assbeating. Today has potential.
Go Pokes. Fuck the Golden Showers.
Go Pokes. Fuck the Golden Showers.
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September 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
*ahem* It is Gameday. My brother is smoking brisket. We will be making Lynchburg Lemonade. Oklahoma State (for life!) is playing Tulsa and we owe them an assbeating. Today has potential.
Go Pokes. Fuck the Golden Showers.
Go Pokes. Fuck the Golden Showers.
UMass punter putting on a master class, football hardo Greg Schiano has to be absolutely sick with how fundamentally sound this assbeating is
September 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
UMass punter putting on a master class, football hardo Greg Schiano has to be absolutely sick with how fundamentally sound this assbeating is
Now that’s what I call an assbeating
September 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Now that’s what I call an assbeating
Carter delivering this assbeating while wearing that era's jersey with a gold chain, aura imo
May 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Carter delivering this assbeating while wearing that era's jersey with a gold chain, aura imo
I didn't fully keep track of MLS scores today and I am gobsmacked at what the hell happened to Philly here
now they get to see what a 7 goal assbeating is like
it sucks! it's no fun!
now they get to see what a 7 goal assbeating is like
it sucks! it's no fun!
Thomas Müller scored a hat-trick as Vancouver Whitecaps defeated Philadelphia Union 7-0 last night. Union had been the best team in MLS this season and still sit at the top of the overall standings after this defeat.
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I didn't fully keep track of MLS scores today and I am gobsmacked at what the hell happened to Philly here
now they get to see what a 7 goal assbeating is like
it sucks! it's no fun!
now they get to see what a 7 goal assbeating is like
it sucks! it's no fun!
so my set-up tonight to start was TCU-UNC on the big TV and ACFC-Bay on my laptop with a headphone in my ear
that set-up is being swapped now with the latter going on the TV and the TCU assbeating on my laptop to monitor how bad this keeps getting for Belichick lol
that set-up is being swapped now with the latter going on the TV and the TCU assbeating on my laptop to monitor how bad this keeps getting for Belichick lol
dual screening it with the random NWSL game on tonight (Angel City vs. Bay FC) and clearly Riley Tiernan will be the savior of ACFC lol
September 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
so my set-up tonight to start was TCU-UNC on the big TV and ACFC-Bay on my laptop with a headphone in my ear
that set-up is being swapped now with the latter going on the TV and the TCU assbeating on my laptop to monitor how bad this keeps getting for Belichick lol
that set-up is being swapped now with the latter going on the TV and the TCU assbeating on my laptop to monitor how bad this keeps getting for Belichick lol