Israel Intercepts Gaza Aid Boat With Greta Thunberg Aboard
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June 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Israel Intercepts Gaza Aid Boat With Greta Thunberg Aboard
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DONE! Yazz Flute and all.
I'm never touching Amiga Assembler ever again until next time :D
#amiga #assembler #demoscene
I'm never touching Amiga Assembler ever again until next time :D
#amiga #assembler #demoscene
December 4, 2024 at 12:05 AM
DONE! Yazz Flute and all.
I'm never touching Amiga Assembler ever again until next time :D
#amiga #assembler #demoscene
I'm never touching Amiga Assembler ever again until next time :D
#amiga #assembler #demoscene
Jane Birkin’s Original Birkin Bag Sells At Auction For $10 Million
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July 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Jane Birkin’s Original Birkin Bag Sells At Auction For $10 Million
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Today I'm mostly optimising C routines in assembler, nibbling away at the model rendering routine until it's 100% assembler.
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Today I'm mostly optimising C routines in assembler, nibbling away at the model rendering routine until it's 100% assembler.
Ils ont pas réussi à assembler le cercueil jpense
January 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Ils ont pas réussi à assembler le cercueil jpense
Hit a major milestone with the Spectrum Next 3D engine. The maths, rotate and render routines are now in assembler and easily callable from C or assembler. Still need to fix the filled triangle clipping, add filled circle clipping and write a vector circle routine. Other than that, job's a good-un.
September 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Hit a major milestone with the Spectrum Next 3D engine. The maths, rotate and render routines are now in assembler and easily callable from C or assembler. Still need to fix the filled triangle clipping, add filled circle clipping and write a vector circle routine. Other than that, job's a good-un.
ideally you also know css, javascript, lua, C#, C++, golang, HLSL, assembler, windebug...
July 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ideally you also know css, javascript, lua, C#, C++, golang, HLSL, assembler, windebug...
brb assembling my assembler
February 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
brb assembling my assembler
Here they go.
Musk responded to Navarro’s comment that “Musk is a car assembler”
Musk responded to Navarro’s comment that “Musk is a car assembler”
April 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Here they go.
Musk responded to Navarro’s comment that “Musk is a car assembler”
Musk responded to Navarro’s comment that “Musk is a car assembler”
2003: la Maison-Blanche affirme que l'Irak fabrique des armes de destruction massive.
2025:
2025:
June 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
2003: la Maison-Blanche affirme que l'Irak fabrique des armes de destruction massive.
2025:
2025:
Pour une réunion il faut les assembler!…🤭
May 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Pour une réunion il faut les assembler!…🤭
PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll https://theonion.com/peta-urges-white-house-to-use-potatoes-for-easter-egg-roll/
April 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
PETA Urges White House To Use Potatoes For Easter Egg Roll https://theonion.com/peta-urges-white-house-to-use-potatoes-for-easter-egg-roll/
Cool. Here's an assembler coding sheet. I still have a pad of COBOL sheets somewhere in the basement.
August 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Cool. Here's an assembler coding sheet. I still have a pad of COBOL sheets somewhere in the basement.
Incroyable, ils vont assembler un MechaLecornu à partir de la dépouille de l’original.
Gouvernement : Macron demande à Lecornu de mener «d'ici mercredi soir d'ultimes négociations» sur une «plateforme d'action»
Notre direct à suivre ici ⬇️
Notre direct à suivre ici ⬇️
EN DIRECT - Macron demande à Lecornu de mener «d’ici mercredi soir d’ultimes négociations» sur une «plateforme d’action»
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October 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Incroyable, ils vont assembler un MechaLecornu à partir de la dépouille de l’original.
Thank you everyone for helping to get fasm to 1k stars. It's a legendary self-hosted assembler and it deserves more recognition.
January 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Thank you everyone for helping to get fasm to 1k stars. It's a legendary self-hosted assembler and it deserves more recognition.
Assembler Building for squared-games.itch.io/battle-factory
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Assembler Building for squared-games.itch.io/battle-factory
i am this old. btx and commodore 64. learned assembler.
February 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i am this old. btx and commodore 64. learned assembler.
Single-page, interactive overlap assembler for teaching purposes: lh3.github.io/teach-demo/o... (vibe coded)
Overlap Graph Assembly Demo
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September 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Single-page, interactive overlap assembler for teaching purposes: lh3.github.io/teach-demo/o... (vibe coded)
January 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
December 3, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Dollar General Tests Same-Day Delivery
Dollar General is testing same-day delivery to customers’ homes as the deep-discounter tries to fend off fiercer competition with Walmart. What do you think?
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Dollar General is testing same-day delivery to customers’ homes as the deep-discounter tries to fend off fiercer competition with Walmart. What do you think?
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December 10, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Dollar General Tests Same-Day Delivery
Dollar General is testing same-day delivery to customers’ homes as the deep-discounter tries to fend off fiercer competition with Walmart. What do you think?
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Dollar General is testing same-day delivery to customers’ homes as the deep-discounter tries to fend off fiercer competition with Walmart. What do you think?
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If you've got the retrocoding bug but you'd like to save your fingers and your sanity, try this scrolling assembler for the C64 by Dave Van Wagner.
C64: Scrolling Editor for The Fast Assembler, 31 years late
Tech with Dave
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December 4, 2024 at 4:05 AM
If you've got the retrocoding bug but you'd like to save your fingers and your sanity, try this scrolling assembler for the C64 by Dave Van Wagner.
I have a job and depression so I bought some treats
September 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I have a job and depression so I bought some treats
I recently finished @photographotter.bsky.social's Assembler and I loved it.
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I recently finished @photographotter.bsky.social's Assembler and I loved it.
if you don't have the confidence to personally assume criminal liability for the output of your statistical word assembler maybe it's not ready for the public
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
if you don't have the confidence to personally assume criminal liability for the output of your statistical word assembler maybe it's not ready for the public