#assoff
well he is campaigning his assoff
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
More like jon assoff
i've seen enough
November 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
They have an Assoff. We have an Ossoff.
November 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
ossoff more like assoff am i right
October 31, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I will not tolerate this Assoff erasure.
November 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Jon Assoff
October 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
In his head, Trump calls him Assoff
November 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
CMON SENSTOR ASSOFF 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Decision Desk HQ projects Jon Ossoff wins the GA US Senate General Election

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November 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
More like Jon Assoff, amirite?
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
You’d never know he works his assoff
This appears to be a recurring problem for Ossoff, which suggests that his backside is larger and rounder than what most brands account for in their trouser patterns — even with them building a longer back rise for the higher-end of this spectrum.
October 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Bottoms and Assoff winning in the home of Magic City, it’s perfect
November 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Jon Assoff
i've seen enough
November 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Jon Assoff
i've seen enough
November 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
vote your assoff
October 31, 2026 at 2:02 AM
ASSOFF goddammit it was right there

much like the assoff apparently
October 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
More like Assoff amirite~
November 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
he worked his *wait for it* assoff and it shows
what on God’s green fucking earth
November 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
John Assoff.
October 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
assoff is this anything
October 31, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Jon Assoff
November 2, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Jon Assoff
November 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I mean, he worked his assoff...
November 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Jon Assoff
November 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
john farting my assoff is now the president of georgia
November 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The Mike v Ossof Assoff.
October 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM