March 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Frieren watching our attempts
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Frieren watching our attempts
Illegal attempts to access IRS data was an article of impeachment against Nixon.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Acting IRS commissioner to resign over deal to share immigrants’ tax data with ICE to help deport them, AP sources say.
April 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Illegal attempts to access IRS data was an article of impeachment against Nixon.
Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom https://theonion.com/bari-weiss-attempts-to-boost-ratings-by-kidnapping-tony-dokoupils-mom/
April 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom https://theonion.com/bari-weiss-attempts-to-boost-ratings-by-kidnapping-tony-dokoupils-mom/
kurapika attempts to explain the succession war
September 12, 2024 at 8:21 PM
kurapika attempts to explain the succession war
Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog
June 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Kristi Noem Attempts To Relieve Tension From Negative Press By Squeezing Stress Dog
attempts of drawing a human
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
attempts of drawing a human
Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds
What happened here in California tonight is a victory for the people of this country.
Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring.
His attempts to silence you are backfiring.
His entire presidency is backfiring.
Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring.
His attempts to silence you are backfiring.
His entire presidency is backfiring.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
What happened here in California tonight is a victory for the people of this country.
Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring.
His attempts to silence you are backfiring.
His entire presidency is backfiring.
Donald Trump’s attempts to rig the midterm elections are backfiring.
His attempts to silence you are backfiring.
His entire presidency is backfiring.
Imagine if Barack Obama had tried to capitalize on his 11 assassination attempts.
April 28, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Imagine if Barack Obama had tried to capitalize on his 11 assassination attempts.
BREAKING: House of Representatives to force vote on release of Epstein Files, in defiance of Speaker Johnson's attempts to silence them.
September 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
BREAKING: House of Representatives to force vote on release of Epstein Files, in defiance of Speaker Johnson's attempts to silence them.
in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees
June 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
NYPD Attempts To Deter Terrorists At NBA Finals By Doubling Assassination Fees
assorted attempts to draw moe men
August 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
assorted attempts to draw moe men
Epstein's suicide note sounds similar to Fuck Face's assassination attempts.
May 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Epstein's suicide note sounds similar to Fuck Face's assassination attempts.
Obama had 11 attempts on his life.
Biden had 5 attempts on his life.
Bet you never heard of them.
Because MSM never reported on them.
Why? The WH asked for them not to, so not to invite copycat scenarios.
Trump promotes them.
Biden had 5 attempts on his life.
Bet you never heard of them.
Because MSM never reported on them.
Why? The WH asked for them not to, so not to invite copycat scenarios.
Trump promotes them.
May 24, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Obama had 11 attempts on his life.
Biden had 5 attempts on his life.
Bet you never heard of them.
Because MSM never reported on them.
Why? The WH asked for them not to, so not to invite copycat scenarios.
Trump promotes them.
Biden had 5 attempts on his life.
Bet you never heard of them.
Because MSM never reported on them.
Why? The WH asked for them not to, so not to invite copycat scenarios.
Trump promotes them.
POV: cute elf poorly attempts at flirting with you
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
POV: cute elf poorly attempts at flirting with you
POV your Nurse attempts rizz (and fails miserably)
August 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
POV your Nurse attempts rizz (and fails miserably)
Massive protest happening in Union Square right now to defend trans youth from President Trump’s attempts at eradication.
February 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Massive protest happening in Union Square right now to defend trans youth from President Trump’s attempts at eradication.
Trump has more assassination attempts than election wins
April 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Trump has more assassination attempts than election wins
No One Notices Area Man's Marginal Attempts To Change
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
No One Notices Area Man's Marginal Attempts To Change
staged assassination attempts and all other forms of distraction from the Epstein files will continue until morale improves
April 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
staged assassination attempts and all other forms of distraction from the Epstein files will continue until morale improves
AOC Just mocked Trump’s ignorant attempts at fascism.
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
AOC Just mocked Trump’s ignorant attempts at fascism.