Too cold, or not enough attendees 🤔 #donaldtrump #inauguration
January 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Too cold, or not enough attendees 🤔 #donaldtrump #inauguration
Super Bowl attendees, you know what to do.
February 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Super Bowl attendees, you know what to do.
Repost from Mayra
There were more protesters outside the Turning Point rally in Athens GA than event attendees.
There were more protesters outside the Turning Point rally in Athens GA than event attendees.
April 15, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Repost from Mayra
There were more protesters outside the Turning Point rally in Athens GA than event attendees.
There were more protesters outside the Turning Point rally in Athens GA than event attendees.
SDCC attendees:
Already seen a border patrol truck around the con. Make sure you got your ID if that matters anymore.
a close up of a cat making a funny face .
Alt: a close up of a cat making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
SDCC attendees:
3/2/25 London Emergency Summit attendees. Remember them.
March 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
3/2/25 London Emergency Summit attendees. Remember them.
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees https://theonion.com/locust-humiliated-swarm-he-organized-only-got-40-million-attendees/
October 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees https://theonion.com/locust-humiliated-swarm-he-organized-only-got-40-million-attendees/
Halfway through Trumpz-A-Loser, and the empty seats are clearly the most enthusiastic attendees.
September 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Halfway through Trumpz-A-Loser, and the empty seats are clearly the most enthusiastic attendees.
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees https://theonion.com/locust-humiliated-swarm-he-organized-only-got-40-million-attendees/
September 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees https://theonion.com/locust-humiliated-swarm-he-organized-only-got-40-million-attendees/
Tell me you think CPAC attendees are stupid without telling me you think CPAC attendees are stupid
RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him.
March 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Tell me you think CPAC attendees are stupid without telling me you think CPAC attendees are stupid
"automotive exhibit" lmfao "SELECT attendees"
June 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM
"automotive exhibit" lmfao "SELECT attendees"
Masochist GOP Congressman Begs Town Hall Attendees To Destroy Him
Masochist GOP Congressman Begs Town Hall Attendees To Destroy Him
YouTube video by The Onion
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March 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Masochist GOP Congressman Begs Town Hall Attendees To Destroy Him
When you have more military than actual attendees, I think that's a sign that your parade is a dud, yes?
June 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
When you have more military than actual attendees, I think that's a sign that your parade is a dud, yes?
All FIFA attendees need to watch this.
March 23, 2026 at 1:41 PM
All FIFA attendees need to watch this.
Are 100 of those 200 attendees publicists?
April 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Are 100 of those 200 attendees publicists?
Monster Truck Rally Attendees Angrily Boo Regular-Size Truck
theonion.com
September 23, 2024 at 3:58 PM
they're really testing god here
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
they're really testing god here
We WILL be taking names of attendees and they WILL be prosecuted
July 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
We WILL be taking names of attendees and they WILL be prosecuted
Seems like CPAC attendees decided on No Kings protests.
March 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Seems like CPAC attendees decided on No Kings protests.
That’s a majority of the attendees
July 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
That’s a majority of the attendees
Confused attendees thought they were supposed to invade the Capitol.
Trump's state fair is now open for the day and the crowd remains quite sparse
June 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Confused attendees thought they were supposed to invade the Capitol.
The attendees at Trump’s parade did an amazing job of social distancing
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The attendees at Trump’s parade did an amazing job of social distancing
Interactive COP30 Exhibit Allows Attendees To Be Shot Up Into Air On Big Spurt Of Oil
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Interactive COP30 Exhibit Allows Attendees To Be Shot Up Into Air On Big Spurt Of Oil
March 28, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Protesters chant as DOGE party attendees enter the building.
February 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Protesters chant as DOGE party attendees enter the building.