#donaldtrump
October 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
BREAKING: President Trump appoints Penny, the waitress at the Cheesecake Factory as his new White House Press Secretary.

#DonaldTrump #BigBangTheory
October 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
When Donald Trump brought Nicki Minaj on stage at his Michigan rally last night, things went horribly, horribly wrong.

#DonaldTrump #NickiMinaj
October 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
BREAKING: Big-Mac HAZMAT team deployed: crisis averted.

#DonaldTrump #NatalieHarp
October 24, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Ohio's Dem candidate for Governor, Amy Acton's estranged mother, Donna Arthur, has STAR written all over her haggard old Trump-doppelganger lookin' face.

#AmyActon #DonaldTrump
October 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"My tiny mushroom don't want none unless you've got buns, SON!" - Donald "Sir Licks-a-Lot" Rump

#DonaldTrump #TedHusted
October 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
October 27, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This is the "October Surprise" that everyone's talking about.

#DonaldTrump #LindseyGraham
October 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
BREAKING: After bringing Nicki Minaj on stage last night at his Michigan rally, he invites her to the White House to meet with Catholic Bishops to prayer for President Trump - and ironically all Hell breaks loose.

#DonaldTrump #NickiMinaj
October 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Why am I not surprised they’re doing this?
Because they are the swamp, just like #DonaldTrump.
That’s one way for Catholic bishops and archbishops to dispel the pedophile accusations: pray with a pedo. 😳
October 28, 2026 at 3:01 AM
BREAKING: GOP Senator Jon Husted surprises Donald Trump at his rally in Georgia this evening - and makes the President the happiest man on the face of the earth.

#DonaldTrump #JonHusted
October 25, 2026 at 3:49 AM
After 142 Years, Britain’s electricity system has reached a historic milestone: 2025 was the first full calendar year in which GB generated no electricity from #coal, marking the end of an era that began during the Industrial Revolution. #DonaldTrump #KatharinaReiche #Renewables #ClimateEmergency
October 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Marco Rubio after he realized how much Donald Trump is into man-ass.

#DonaldTrump #JonHusted
October 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
#Pedophile Protector #DonaldTrump and child rapist pedophile
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October 25, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Let's be honest, this is the only way we're ever going to get out the stench of dirty diapers from the Oval Office, the tiny mushroom jizz stains from the Lincoln bedroom, and the hideous Cheesecake Factory decor from the White House.

#DonaldTrump #CheesecakeFactory
October 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This likes it could be feel-good movie of the upcoming holiday movie season.

#DonaldTrump #JonHusted
October 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
News outlets are reporting that President Trump requested going to Fort Myers, Florida for his rally tonight, to specifically coincide with "Gay Day" at Walt Disney World in Orlando.

#DonaldTrump #JonHusted
October 24, 2026 at 12:11 AM