found my favorite austinite
June 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
found my favorite austinite
Tran Girlismo could be the new car talk for Info Wars. It's my right as a former austinite
April 25, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Tran Girlismo could be the new car talk for Info Wars. It's my right as a former austinite
Fuck Greg Abbott.
--Proud former Austinite
--Proud former Austinite
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fuck Greg Abbott.
--Proud former Austinite
--Proud former Austinite
As an Austinite I wish this were not quite so apt
July 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
As an Austinite I wish this were not quite so apt
Proud austinite!
#NoKings Austin tagging in.
Massive crowd at the Texas State Capitol despite Gov. Greg Abbott’s activation of the National Guard.
Massive crowd at the Texas State Capitol despite Gov. Greg Abbott’s activation of the National Guard.
October 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Proud austinite!
Jesus fucking Christ Texas please don’t fuck this one up.
Sincerely, a former Austinite who had really high hopes for Beto
Sincerely, a former Austinite who had really high hopes for Beto
September 23, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Jesus fucking Christ Texas please don’t fuck this one up.
Sincerely, a former Austinite who had really high hopes for Beto
Sincerely, a former Austinite who had really high hopes for Beto
Austinite democrats, don’t forget to vote in the democratic primary runoff elections today!
May 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Austinite democrats, don’t forget to vote in the democratic primary runoff elections today!
ICE has a bigger budget than the Marine Corps & still conned Congress out of $20M more for bodycams. Swore every agent would wear one by August.
It’s September and ICE shot an Austinite in the back. They say there was no camera.
They’re liars with masks and a blank check from Trump.
It’s September and ICE shot an Austinite in the back. They say there was no camera.
They’re liars with masks and a blank check from Trump.
The ICE Officer in Austin Wasn’t Wearing a Body Cam
The officer who shot a Venezuelan man was hired last year from another federal law-enforcement agency.
www.theatlantic.com
September 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
ICE has a bigger budget than the Marine Corps & still conned Congress out of $20M more for bodycams. Swore every agent would wear one by August.
It’s September and ICE shot an Austinite in the back. They say there was no camera.
They’re liars with masks and a blank check from Trump.
It’s September and ICE shot an Austinite in the back. They say there was no camera.
They’re liars with masks and a blank check from Trump.
As an Austinite, this fills me with such unmitigated glee.
“Jones' influential Infowars show and website could be shut down by the end of the day, and his personal belongings — from his gun collection to his jewelry — could soon be auctioned to the highest bidder in something of a fire sale.”
www.npr.org/2024/06/14/n...
www.npr.org/2024/06/14/n...
Alex Jones faces day of reckoning over what he owes Sandy Hook families
A judge is expected to tell Jones to sell off assets. But the families are likely to get only a tiny fraction of the nearly $1.5 billion in damages Jones owes for lies about the 2012 school shooting.
www.npr.org
June 14, 2024 at 1:47 PM
As an Austinite, this fills me with such unmitigated glee.
This one actually makes you an official Austinite. I could totally see someone paying $12 for this from a food truck.
July 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This one actually makes you an official Austinite. I could totally see someone paying $12 for this from a food truck.
I think "they're creepy" is actually a better and more effective line of attack than "weird."
Not only is "weird" sometimes cool -- ahem, native Austinite -- but "creepy" connotes threatening and perverse. And that's what tracking menstrual cycles is.
Not only is "weird" sometimes cool -- ahem, native Austinite -- but "creepy" connotes threatening and perverse. And that's what tracking menstrual cycles is.
July 29, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I think "they're creepy" is actually a better and more effective line of attack than "weird."
Not only is "weird" sometimes cool -- ahem, native Austinite -- but "creepy" connotes threatening and perverse. And that's what tracking menstrual cycles is.
Not only is "weird" sometimes cool -- ahem, native Austinite -- but "creepy" connotes threatening and perverse. And that's what tracking menstrual cycles is.
As a former austinite I cannot stand seeing Alex jones continuing to get these moments of grace
April 30, 2026 at 4:11 AM
As a former austinite I cannot stand seeing Alex jones continuing to get these moments of grace
Ya know, Austinite Glen Powell was rumored to have been pursuing the TCM franchise and, after thinking on it, I don't think I'd mind at all if the guy who began his career working with Austinite Robert Rodriguez and recently collabed with Texan Richard Linklater kept the IP native to Austin.
April 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Ya know, Austinite Glen Powell was rumored to have been pursuing the TCM franchise and, after thinking on it, I don't think I'd mind at all if the guy who began his career working with Austinite Robert Rodriguez and recently collabed with Texan Richard Linklater kept the IP native to Austin.
Austin TX mayor now saying he spoke to his police chief about "reaching out" to DHS to "talk about" APD being "involved" in investigation. Not saying, "We will be be investigating this shooting of an Austinite." He's trying to posture as tough against ICE but this is marshmallow.
September 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Austin TX mayor now saying he spoke to his police chief about "reaching out" to DHS to "talk about" APD being "involved" in investigation. Not saying, "We will be be investigating this shooting of an Austinite." He's trying to posture as tough against ICE but this is marshmallow.
Austinite here. yeah, here we put the 'arse' in 'arsenal'
March 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Austinite here. yeah, here we put the 'arse' in 'arsenal'
Fighting with his dad on the internet has finally made Elon a believable Austinite.
June 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fighting with his dad on the internet has finally made Elon a believable Austinite.
oh yeah it's a type of old Austinite!
February 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
oh yeah it's a type of old Austinite!
You’re laughing. Another local Austinite loses control of his business and you’re laughing
November 14, 2024 at 2:29 PM
You’re laughing. Another local Austinite loses control of his business and you’re laughing
Trying to explain Torchy’s taco culture to your non Austinite/Texan parent.
June 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Trying to explain Torchy’s taco culture to your non Austinite/Texan parent.
*We're at an Austin science fiction convention, so I'm camping it up in sci-fi costume-play cyberpunk regalia
*The locals find that nostalgically amusing. They're Texan genre literati who are aware that "cyberpunk" has always been a form of Austinite cultural-imperialism #KeepAustinWeird
*The locals find that nostalgically amusing. They're Texan genre literati who are aware that "cyberpunk" has always been a form of Austinite cultural-imperialism #KeepAustinWeird
It is of course delightful that you've still got (mostly) mirrored sunglasses on you.
September 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
*We're at an Austin science fiction convention, so I'm camping it up in sci-fi costume-play cyberpunk regalia
*The locals find that nostalgically amusing. They're Texan genre literati who are aware that "cyberpunk" has always been a form of Austinite cultural-imperialism #KeepAustinWeird
*The locals find that nostalgically amusing. They're Texan genre literati who are aware that "cyberpunk" has always been a form of Austinite cultural-imperialism #KeepAustinWeird
Austinite here who would love a six-story affordable housing development in my neighborhood (with no parking whatsoever!), come here and build it thx
August 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Austinite here who would love a six-story affordable housing development in my neighborhood (with no parking whatsoever!), come here and build it thx
Mineral Matters # 845 - Austinite, Hedyphane, EZ Mine, Puttapa, South Australia
#mineralmatters #minerals #🧪 open.substack.com/pub/mineralm...
#mineralmatters #minerals #🧪 open.substack.com/pub/mineralm...
Austinite, Hedyphane, EZ Mine, Puttapa, South Australia
Mineral Matters #845
open.substack.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Mineral Matters # 845 - Austinite, Hedyphane, EZ Mine, Puttapa, South Australia
#mineralmatters #minerals #🧪 open.substack.com/pub/mineralm...
#mineralmatters #minerals #🧪 open.substack.com/pub/mineralm...
*screams in native austinite* TOWN LAKE GODDAMNIT
August 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
*screams in native austinite* TOWN LAKE GODDAMNIT
As a former Austinite:
I tried to lead by example, but they did not follow
I tried to lead by example, but they did not follow
January 11, 2026 at 5:50 AM
As a former Austinite:
I tried to lead by example, but they did not follow
I tried to lead by example, but they did not follow