Me: (working on novel)
Brain: Hey, got a great idea for a novel. Not this novel.
Me: (typing) Not now, brain.
Brain: Don't you wanna know what it is?
Me: NOT NOW, BRAIN
Brain: I'm not gonna lie, it's SUPER cool
Me: LET ME FINISH THE NOVEL IN FRONT OF ME, BRAIN
Brain: Okay, I'm gonna tell you
Brain: Hey, got a great idea for a novel. Not this novel.
Me: (typing) Not now, brain.
Brain: Don't you wanna know what it is?
Me: NOT NOW, BRAIN
Brain: I'm not gonna lie, it's SUPER cool
Me: LET ME FINISH THE NOVEL IN FRONT OF ME, BRAIN
Brain: Okay, I'm gonna tell you
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
March 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Writing the fight scene: 1,200 words in 30 minutes.
Writing the travel scene to get there: 47 words, 2 existential crises, and a snack break.
🥴✍️🗺️
#WritersOfBluesky #ReadersOfBluesky #WriterProblems #SlowSceneStruggle #AuthorBrain #PlotButMakeItPain #SkipToTheGoodPart
Writing the travel scene to get there: 47 words, 2 existential crises, and a snack break.
🥴✍️🗺️
#WritersOfBluesky #ReadersOfBluesky #WriterProblems #SlowSceneStruggle #AuthorBrain #PlotButMakeItPain #SkipToTheGoodPart
May 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Writing the fight scene: 1,200 words in 30 minutes.
Writing the travel scene to get there: 47 words, 2 existential crises, and a snack break.
🥴✍️🗺️
#WritersOfBluesky #ReadersOfBluesky #WriterProblems #SlowSceneStruggle #AuthorBrain #PlotButMakeItPain #SkipToTheGoodPart
Writing the travel scene to get there: 47 words, 2 existential crises, and a snack break.
🥴✍️🗺️
#WritersOfBluesky #ReadersOfBluesky #WriterProblems #SlowSceneStruggle #AuthorBrain #PlotButMakeItPain #SkipToTheGoodPart
"multiple trusted parties including seth fucking dickinson have read this thing and said it's good but what if it's bad and sucks actually" feels like hardcore authorbrain
February 12, 2024 at 2:45 AM
"multiple trusted parties including seth fucking dickinson have read this thing and said it's good but what if it's bad and sucks actually" feels like hardcore authorbrain
February 25, 2026 at 10:14 AM
March 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Awake at 3 am from a nightmare where my landlady from 20 years ago is in my apartment trying numerous ways to kill me. 😨
Oh, #authorbrain, sometimes it's okay to turn off.
Oh, #authorbrain, sometimes it's okay to turn off.
December 4, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Awake at 3 am from a nightmare where my landlady from 20 years ago is in my apartment trying numerous ways to kill me. 😨
Oh, #authorbrain, sometimes it's okay to turn off.
Oh, #authorbrain, sometimes it's okay to turn off.
A movie producer just liked my Christmas cookie picture on IG, so he's probably going to see the cover of my book in my avatar and offer me a movie deal, right?
#authorbrain 😄🙃😄
#authorbrain 😄🙃😄
December 23, 2023 at 6:38 PM
A movie producer just liked my Christmas cookie picture on IG, so he's probably going to see the cover of my book in my avatar and offer me a movie deal, right?
#authorbrain 😄🙃😄
#authorbrain 😄🙃😄
I'm playing with pirates and tropical islands in the novel I am writing, but the cold got me thinking of great dialogue for my lovable side character if he were put in a frozen situation. Might have to flex that muscle later. #wip #dystopian #pirates #authorbrain
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I'm playing with pirates and tropical islands in the novel I am writing, but the cold got me thinking of great dialogue for my lovable side character if he were put in a frozen situation. Might have to flex that muscle later. #wip #dystopian #pirates #authorbrain
