#automatic-dividends
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May 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
And there's a new proposal for automatic reporting of dividends. As someone who makes their living off dividends, this sounds a great idea.
March 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
learn which is your left vs. your right hand to the point where it becomes automatic. enormous dividends
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 PM
PR Hype.

Water firms in England could face harsher sewage fines.

Firms still pay dividends, mega exec pay

Fines have been virtually abolished. Amounts handed back to firms for environmental improvements. They displace investment, improve balance sheet.

Must remove the profit motive. Nationalise.
Water firms in England could face harsher sewage fines under new Environment Agency powers
Government consults on allowing regulator to use lower civil standard of proof and introducing automatic penalties
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Anyone can sign up for a schwab account! It literally is that easy, just 1) don't forget to click "yes" to reinvest dividends, 2) monthly automatic deposits are key bsky.app/profile/celi...
I ran the numbers again, both depositing 2k annually and depositing 200 monthly, except this time starting in 2009 where the market was at its lowest. 2k a year would be 100k now, 200 monthly would be 124k now. A fixed monthly deposit beats annual contributions by a TON.
April 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Automatic Data Processing $ADP hiked quarterly dividends by 10.40% to $1.70/share

This the 51st consecutive year of annual dividend increases for this dividend king
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The ideal position to be in would be to start investing young---like as soon as you start earning an income, open a free account with Charles Schwabb online and set up an automatic deposit of some dollar amount each month, with "reinvest dividends" turned on.
April 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Morning ☕️

They say my life is the forbidden fruit
To have an automatic paycheck
Live a life of freedom
Do whatever
Whenever
24/7
Because… #dividends 💎✨

Feels like heaven to me 💋
#DREAM #mornings
#realtime #shittypic
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Citizens United was an automatic & easy call for Roberts...abundant dividends indeed
August 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
So it’s an automatic buyback option (for free?) for the issuer of the preferred (which has a variable dividend) once the cumulative dividends (50% of profits) add up to the purchaser’s initial investment in the issuer, at which point the purchaser gets 10% of a variable dividend in perpetuity?
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It breaks the illusion they never questioned: That they're owed dividends for existing, like a woman and a home and a high-paying job. If those things are no longer automatic, then either his ego collapses or it's someone else's fault.

Hence, the multi-billion dollar male grievance industry.
May 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
DRIPs turn time into your greatest ally. Compound growth becomes automatic when you remove the human urge to spend dividends.
August 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Don’t worry about dips. Just invest small and often. I put in a couple of hundred a month and invest in individual companies that I am interested in. Overall I am currently at 25% profit. Also I have automatic dividend reinvestment as any dividends grow my number of shares
July 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Coinbase Targets Investors With Tokenized Stocks Tied 1:1 to Real Shares

Coinbase announced on Tuesday that 1:1-backed tokenized U.S. stocks are coming to its platform onchain, with automatic dividends and no synthetic exposure. What Coinbase Is Offering The company posted …
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Coinbase Targets Investors With Tokenized Stocks Tied 1:1 to Real Shares
Coinbase announced on Tuesday that 1:1-backed tokenized U.S. stocks are coming to its platform onchain, with automatic dividends and no synthetic exposure. What Coinbase Is Offering The company posted on X Tuesday morning that users will be able to own actual tokenized shares of U.S. companies, trade and hold them onchain, redeem them, and receive […]
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June 17, 2026 at 3:18 PM
And through the mirror, darkly...

We survey they wretched automatons.

Next heads to the chopping block.

Replaced by algorithms.

Reported automatic.

Tin man needs a PTO.

Good luck with those dividends.

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July 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Since I have to decide I want to buy or sell a stock a day ahead my strategy has been similar - buy a couple of ETF's that pay dividends and set up automatic dividend reinvestment
January 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So this triggers an automatic no staff bonuses and no shareholder dividends for 24 months doesn't it?

At least it would in a sane world.

Maybe if instead of creaming off profits they'd invested the public's money in reservoirs ... !
July 31, 2026 at 8:31 AM
For starters .. reduce pension relief for high earners, reintroduce automatic tax on dividends and savings (indeed scrap anything Osborne brought in) and reduce ISA limits. To quote Prince George in Blackadder 3: ‘sensible policies for a happier Britain.’
Am available for interview/column
September 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Financial Thought of The Week - Most Wealth is Built in Boring Years
Most wealth isn’t built during the big swings. It’s built in the boring years.
The ones where you follow the plan. Make automatic contributions. Reinvest dividends. Go about your life.
June 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
That is the point of a Capitalist society … survival of the fittest.
An inclusive society empowers each person with automatic privileges for health, education and housing. That doesn’t mean they don’t have to work, but simply that their societal contribution pays dividends to all.
June 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
...RTX 2070 Super still gives me Ultra setting in all the games I play. Going with the ASUS 299X Deluxe motherboard has paid dividends because even though I'm running three generations behind current Intel chips, I still see excellent performance with this board's automatic overclocking.
February 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Failure results in automatic audit.
Unpaid dividends will be retroactive taxed upon distribution entity will pay in full if no funds available then shares substitute for funds.
If upon failure entity is non compliant read bank rule beige book.
I will not remind my banks clause for non compliant bank
May 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Stimulus payment January 2026, IRS direct deposit relief payment & tariff dividend fact check
Rumors about new stimulus checks, IRS direct deposits, relief payments and tariff dividends swirled throughout 2025, and they’re continuing to circulate as we head into 2026. But is there any truth to them? Here's a quick look at the facts: ## Federal stimulus payments for January 2026 The last round of federal economic impact payments went out in 2021, and any new checks would require legislation from Congress. In 2024, the IRS issued automatic payments to eligible taxpayers who had not claimed the Recovery Rebate Credit on their 2021 returns. Those payments, up to $1,400 per person, were sent by direct deposit or check between December 2024 and January 2025, with recipients also notified by mail. The final opportunity to claim the $1,400 credit was by filing a 2021 tax return before April 15, 2025. That deadline has passed, and no extensions were offered. At this point, Congress has not approved new stimulus payments, and the IRS has not announced any upcoming checks. ## Trump's $2,000 tariff dividend proposals President Donald Trump has repeatedly suggested that every American could receive a $2,000 "dividend" funded by import taxes, a push aimed at building support for tariffs, which he says protect U.S. industries and encourage manufacturing to return from overseas. But a November analysis from the Tax Foundation estimated that the proposed payments would cost between $279.8 billion and $606.8 billion, depending on how they were structured. The group projected that tariff revenue would total $158.4 billion in 2025 and $207.5 billion in 2026, far short of what would be needed to cover the payments while also reducing the federal deficit, another claim Trump has tied to tariffs. During a Dec. 2 cabinet meeting, Trump said the U.S. is collecting "trillions of dollars" from tariffs and that the money would be returned to citizens as dividend style refund checks. He said 2026 could be "the largest tax refund season ever." According to calculations from Democrats on Congress' Joint Economic Committee, import taxes have cost the average American household nearly $1,200 since Trump returned to the White House. Using Treasury Department data on tariff revenue and Goldman Sachs estimates of who ultimately pays those costs, the committee’s report in December found that consumers’ share totaled nearly $159 billion, about $1,198 per household, from February through November. Tariff dividend details remain scarce, and no final plans have been announced. READ MORE: Stimulus payment December 2025, IRS direct deposit relief payment & tariff dividend fact check ## DOGE dividend payment proposals In 2025, as the Department of Government Efficiency carried out major cuts to federal agencies and staffing, Trump briefly floated the idea of sending a DOGE dividend to U.S. citizens. Some Republican lawmakers and administration officials have expressed skepticism, and economists warn that such payments could fuel inflation by boosting consumer spending. GOP lawmakers made similar arguments in 2021, saying direct payments in President Biden’s pandemic relief package contributed to rising prices. Neither the tariff dividend nor the DOGE dividend has materialized. READ MORE: IRS direct deposit relief payment in November? Here’s what we know ## $1,776 Warrior Dividend and Devotion to Duty payments In December 2025, President Donald Trump announced that nearly 1.5 million service members would receive a $1,776 bonus, a one-time, tax-free Warrior Dividend meant to honor their service and mark 250 years of U.S. military history. The administration said the payments were funded through the president’s One Big Beautiful Bill. About 1.28 million active duty members and 174,000 reservists will receive the dividend as a nontaxable supplement to their monthly housing allowance. According to the Associated Press, the Pentagon is distributing the payments from a $2.9 billion military housing supplement included in the bill. Separately, members of the U.S. Coast Guard members will receive a similar one-time payment. The Devotion to Duty bonus will be $2,000 before taxes, with take-home amounts closer to $1,776. The payments will be classified as "special duty pay" and funded through a measure Trump signed in November that keeps the government operating through January. READ MORE: $2000 tariff dividend? Here’s what President Trump said about the payments ## Stimulus scams and recurring rumors Recurring online claims of $1,702 or $1,390 "stimulus checks" often trace back to state-level programs, such as Alaska’s Permanent Fund Dividend, or to outright scams. The IRS warns taxpayers to watch for emails, texts, websites and social media posts that request money or personal information. Officials stress that the agency does not contact taxpayers through email, text messages or social media, and scammers frequently use fake accounts or links to impersonate the IRS. READ MORE: $1702 stimulus payment? Here's what we know ## IRS stimulus scam warnings The IRS warns taxpayers about fake stimulus payment messages aimed at stealing personal information. Here’s how to tell if the IRS is contacting you — or if it’s a scammer. * The IRS begins communication with an official letter or notice, which can be verified through a secure IRS Online Account or customer service. * Agents may call after sending a notice, but they will not leave threatening, pre-recorded messages or demand payment. * Private agencies may contact taxpayers only after written notice, and all legitimate collection notices include a matching Taxpayer Authentication Number. * The IRS has ended most unannounced visits by revenue officers to improve safety for taxpayers and employees. * More info from the IRS online. READ MORE: Stimulus payment November 2025, IRS direct deposit relief payment & tariff dividend fact check
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