World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.
March 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.
Slight edit: Nazi porn bar
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Slight edit: Nazi porn bar
Three star and low bar!
No competition!
No competition!
August 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Three star and low bar!
No competition!
No competition!
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
Uni at the bar?
バーでのうに？
バーでのうに？
November 28, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Uni at the bar?
バーでのうに？
バーでのうに？
Bar for bar, line for line.
If anything, the Republican party in the past two years has proven we were right about them, institutionalized racism and criticism about it.
September 29, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Bar for bar, line for line.
incredible things happening at the nazi bar
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
incredible things happening at the nazi bar
If your favourite local bar becomes a Nazi bar, you don't need to keep going there, find another bar
December 1, 2024 at 5:28 PM
If your favourite local bar becomes a Nazi bar, you don't need to keep going there, find another bar
[Me after getting thrown out of a bar] I own this bar, actually
Trump: "The USA will be, from this point forward, known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,' but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security ... "
July 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
[Me after getting thrown out of a bar] I own this bar, actually
His health bar is huge
Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.
December 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
His health bar is huge
Me, after having a guy kicked out of the bar who was a white nationalist misogynist.
February 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me, after having a guy kicked out of the bar who was a white nationalist misogynist.
The DC Bar recommends Jeffrey Clark - an architect of the insurrection - be disbarred.
July 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The DC Bar recommends Jeffrey Clark - an architect of the insurrection - be disbarred.
Since May:
Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time.
Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time.
A judiciary at war with itself.
Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time.
Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time.
A judiciary at war with itself.
June 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Since May:
Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time.
Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time.
A judiciary at war with itself.
Federal district courts have ruled against Trump admin 94% of the time.
Supreme Court has sided with the Trump admin 94% of the time.
A judiciary at war with itself.
A Calgary bar has banned US booze from his bar!
February 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A Calgary bar has banned US booze from his bar!
Sport bar restroom
August 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Sport bar restroom
Local Bar Comes Out As Gay https://theonion.com/local-bar-comes-out-as-gay-1819569813/
April 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Local Bar Comes Out As Gay https://theonion.com/local-bar-comes-out-as-gay-1819569813/
Child’s Favorite Restaurant Also Dad’s Favorite Bar theonion.com/child-s...
August 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Child’s Favorite Restaurant Also Dad’s Favorite Bar theonion.com/child-s...
August 19, 2026 at 10:24 AM
When folks wake up…
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
January 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When folks wake up…
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.
Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.