#backwoods
They look like all five original members from a backwoods band called YOU’RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YOU?
November 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
His name is MarkWayne, the only thing this boy is used to huntin’ down is raccoons in the backwoods and his cousins on Sadie Hawkins Day!!
NEW: DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin threatened to "hunt down" and prosecute those who "vote illegally" as Americans cast their ballots on Election Day.

Illegal voting is exceedingly rare and noncitizens have never decided the outcome of a U.S. election. https://demdock.com/3X3echO
DHS Sec. Mullin threatens to ‘hunt down’ noncitizen voters in Election Day message
Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin issued a sweeping threat to track down and prosecute those who "vote illegally."
democracydocket.com
November 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I hate Gay Halloween, what do you mean you are Pokemon Trainer Misty’s backwoods cousin Moisty?
November 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Bruising film adaption of James Dickeys novel, gruelling proof that Burt Reynolds could act, the backwoods are brutal and banjos are cool. 1972
#horrorcommunity #horrorfamily #horrormovie #horrorfilm #horrorfan #classichorror #horroraddict #filmsky #horrorsky #mutantfam #horrorfam #70shorror #film
November 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Just explorin around some backwoods areas when..

Oh hello!
November 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I never thought she was very smart. She seemed a bit backwoods. Like MAGA.
November 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Remember to bully your Local backwoods free use slut
November 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
My racist relatives are running a political party instead of being backwoods hillbillies like they were in 2002.
November 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
When you watch an American documentary about the backwoods and you’re a Canadian and that’s just what 80% of your province looks like.
November 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Haley Stevens spent the entire primary rubbing her hands together like Gollum jonesing for the precious and talking like some kind of fucking backwoods Elizabeth Holmes-affected-voice Bartyls & James dungeon master and all the “adults in the room” were like “ah yes, the safe option.”
October 31, 2026 at 3:33 AM
rolling the backwoods full of the stuff that cut raptors loose in toronto
November 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
。⋆୨ bookish checkpoint ୧⋆。🕯️. -ʚɞ

✧ last book you read: Redneck Revenant

✧ your current read: Backwoods Banshee

✧ last book added to your tbr: A Court of Splintered Harmony

✧ next anticipated read: Rats
November 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
do you have any idea how much R money went to this race? $2 mil at least. that's a lot of money for a backwoods SecState job
November 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Data Dump Destinations?
Bandwidth Backwoods Buildings?
November 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
like some kind of fucking backwoods Elizabeth Holmes-affected-voice Bartyls & James dungeon master

Brilliant.
October 31, 2026 at 3:42 AM
#NW
Altered
Dir. Eduardo Sanchez

Five rednecks kidnap an alien for a spot of backwoods revenge, minus the Deliverence-style buggering, only to discover that abducting an extraterrestrial murder machine is a dumb idea when it turns their farmhouse into an intergalactic slaughterhouse.
November 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
a BACKWOODS BARBIE
just finished my halloween costume, feeling like a barbie
October 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
october always comes and goes so fast that i never really get to appreciate it

living more or less alone in the backwoods doesn't help either
October 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003) Two young couples traveling across the backwoods of Texas searching for urban legends of murder end up as prisoners of a bizarre and sadistic backwater family of serial killers. #HalloweenHorror #folkhorror #splatterhorror #darkcomedy #horror #horrormovies #horrorsky
House of 1,000 Corpses (2003)
When searching the backwoods of Texas for urban legends of serial killers, two teenage couples end up the prisoners of a family of killers.
tubitv.com
October 31, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Enough books about the Royal Navy. Let’s get back to dealing with the French in the backwoods of the American Frontier. Another book from my dealer in York on General Forbes’ Campaign against Fort Duquesne… 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇺🇸 🌲 📚 #histbookchat
November 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
we live in a backwoods nation.
October 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just finished Backwoods Banshee by @drslayton.bsky.social. While I’m happy to hang out with Adam, the guy could really use a break. Top notch gay urban fantasy.

PS I still hate you in small but significant ways for Vran.
November 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They are so evil. They will all go back to their backwoods dwellings soon enough.
November 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM