severely cropped hanush/hans.. badtouch uncle is an unbeatable trope
September 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
severely cropped hanush/hans.. badtouch uncle is an unbeatable trope
>tales thread
>(justified) arise bashing
>abyss remaster mentioned
>master badtouch anon
oh...
>(justified) arise bashing
>abyss remaster mentioned
>master badtouch anon
oh...
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
>tales thread
>(justified) arise bashing
>abyss remaster mentioned
>master badtouch anon
oh...
>(justified) arise bashing
>abyss remaster mentioned
>master badtouch anon
oh...
♥️ Benjamin Badtouch Hornigold ♥️
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
♥️ Benjamin Badtouch Hornigold ♥️
CAPTAIN BADTOUCH 😆
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
CAPTAIN BADTOUCH 😆
Oh its lord badtouch over here
March 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Oh its lord badtouch over here
November 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
i want to grope bumblebee sooo bad i need to make a tfsona so i can badtouch bumblebee LOOKS AROUND WILDLY WHO SAID THAT
February 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i want to grope bumblebee sooo bad i need to make a tfsona so i can badtouch bumblebee LOOKS AROUND WILDLY WHO SAID THAT
"That's MY Captain Badtouch, DOG."
May 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"That's MY Captain Badtouch, DOG."
♥️ CAPTAIN BENJAMIN BADTOUCH HORNIGOLD ♥️
February 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
♥️ CAPTAIN BENJAMIN BADTOUCH HORNIGOLD ♥️
Captain Benjamin Badtouch & His Feral Young Men. he keeps them on a tight leash & one day you'll find out if that's figuratively or literally
February 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Captain Benjamin Badtouch & His Feral Young Men. he keeps them on a tight leash & one day you'll find out if that's figuratively or literally
satomi: i'm just...really scared...that you might badtouch me... 🥺👉👈 that'd be awful...
kyouji: satomi-kun i'm starting to think that you're projecting a kink here
kyouji: satomi-kun i'm starting to think that you're projecting a kink here
kyouji: yay i finally get to be an uncle figure :)
satomi: i will literally kill you if you don't touch me
satomi: i will literally kill you if you don't touch me
June 29, 2026 at 5:57 PM
satomi: i'm just...really scared...that you might badtouch me... 🥺👉👈 that'd be awful...
kyouji: satomi-kun i'm starting to think that you're projecting a kink here
kyouji: satomi-kun i'm starting to think that you're projecting a kink here
Captain Badtouch & his two twinks, Jack liked to talk about how Horni broke them both down
February 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Captain Badtouch & his two twinks, Jack liked to talk about how Horni broke them both down
How to fix art block when claude dot exe (me, not the FUCKING robot, I got my name FIRST) is broken: draw memes to stick it to the MAN and make what amounts to jokes about incestuous underage badtouch
OHHHHHHH we are so back babey
OHHHHHHH we are so back babey
August 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
How to fix art block when claude dot exe (me, not the FUCKING robot, I got my name FIRST) is broken: draw memes to stick it to the MAN and make what amounts to jokes about incestuous underage badtouch
OHHHHHHH we are so back babey
OHHHHHHH we are so back babey
Uncle's Visit by @muura.bsky.social has some really gorgeous art! I cant get enough of their art style, I swear. The badtouch is just uh. Icing on the cake lol. Read it with a ticket to @ddmarket.online !
June 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Uncle's Visit by @muura.bsky.social has some really gorgeous art! I cant get enough of their art style, I swear. The badtouch is just uh. Icing on the cake lol. Read it with a ticket to @ddmarket.online !
i think i have new fixation with older women who look at me too much and make me shut up and badtouch me a lot
July 22, 2026 at 9:36 PM
i think i have new fixation with older women who look at me too much and make me shut up and badtouch me a lot
"badtouch"
"moles-"
aww. LOOK WHO CAN'T SAY R[[Redacted]]
"moles-"
aww. LOOK WHO CAN'T SAY R[[Redacted]]
March 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"badtouch"
"moles-"
aww. LOOK WHO CAN'T SAY R[[Redacted]]
"moles-"
aww. LOOK WHO CAN'T SAY R[[Redacted]]
Coulda avoided this by going out in 2024 and voting for Kamala but nooo she wasn't Something enough for the internet kids so we ended up with Uncle BadTouch and his war on reality.
February 26, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Coulda avoided this by going out in 2024 and voting for Kamala but nooo she wasn't Something enough for the internet kids so we ended up with Uncle BadTouch and his war on reality.
a design feature i loathe so much that i incorporated it into my badtouch fic
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
a design feature i loathe so much that i incorporated it into my badtouch fic
the asriel urge to make sure your sibling can't feel how you badtouch and assault them .......
March 24, 2026 at 5:08 AM
the asriel urge to make sure your sibling can't feel how you badtouch and assault them .......
I have vague childhood memories of a strange old man babysitting my siblings and I when a friend of my brother would come over. Not strange like badtouch, just read a lot of boring books and talked too much.
In middle school, I found out that man came 3rd in the 1992 US Presidential election.
In middle school, I found out that man came 3rd in the 1992 US Presidential election.
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I have vague childhood memories of a strange old man babysitting my siblings and I when a friend of my brother would come over. Not strange like badtouch, just read a lot of boring books and talked too much.
In middle school, I found out that man came 3rd in the 1992 US Presidential election.
In middle school, I found out that man came 3rd in the 1992 US Presidential election.
boywife is actually microdosing on uncle kyouji with the inherent underlying badtouch of the concept counteracting the worst of the side effects.
June 29, 2026 at 5:02 PM
boywife is actually microdosing on uncle kyouji with the inherent underlying badtouch of the concept counteracting the worst of the side effects.