in a world of lauren bezoses, be a connie ballmer
Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M
Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift
NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April
www.independent.co.uk
April 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
in a world of lauren bezoses, be a connie ballmer
Steve Ballmer 🤝🏼 Mike Tomlin
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My man is “very conscious about the number of restrooms”
October 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Steve Ballmer 🤝🏼 Mike Tomlin
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Unexpected Ballmer peak
July 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Unexpected Ballmer peak
Super intelligence
October 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Super intelligence
It's now an Arnold Ballmer....
May 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's now an Arnold Ballmer....
👏👏👏 Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift
NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April
www.independent.co.uk
April 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
👏👏👏 Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M
Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift
NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April
www.independent.co.uk
April 19, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M
Y'all couldn't write "Connie Ballmer"???????
Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M
Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift
NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April
www.independent.co.uk
April 19, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Y'all couldn't write "Connie Ballmer"???????
She has a name and it is Connie Ballmer.
Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M
Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift
NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April
www.independent.co.uk
April 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM
She has a name and it is Connie Ballmer.
It turn out she has a name, which is weird.
Thank you, Connie Ballmer.
Thank you, Connie Ballmer.
Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M
Wife of LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR’s future with $80M gift
NPR also received an anonymous $33 million donation in April
www.independent.co.uk
April 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It turn out she has a name, which is weird.
Thank you, Connie Ballmer.
Thank you, Connie Ballmer.
*nodding sagely* the ballmer peak
May 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
*nodding sagely* the ballmer peak
🚨 Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has been sued by 11 Aspiration investors who allege Ballmer used the company (now named Catona) "to secretly funnel millions of dollars to star NBA player, Kawhi Leonard [...] paying him more than allowed by the NBA’s salary cap rules” — www.pablo.show/p/update-ste...
UPDATE: Steve Ballmer sued by 11 Aspiration investors who allege salary-cap circumvention for Kawhi Leonard
Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has just been sued by 11 Aspiration investors who allege that Ballmer used the company — which is now called Catona — “to secretly funnel millions of dollars t...
www.pablo.show
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
🚨 Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has been sued by 11 Aspiration investors who allege Ballmer used the company (now named Catona) "to secretly funnel millions of dollars to star NBA player, Kawhi Leonard [...] paying him more than allowed by the NBA’s salary cap rules” — www.pablo.show/p/update-ste...
Fernando Mendoza, absolute psycho. Like seeing Steve Ballmer in college
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Fernando Mendoza, absolute psycho. Like seeing Steve Ballmer in college
Steve Ballmer recreates his iconic chant.
April 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Steve Ballmer recreates his iconic chant.
Ballmer caved, hot damn
September 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Ballmer caved, hot damn
[steve ballmer voice] ENVIRONMENTS ENVIRONMENTS ENVIRONMENTS
February 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
[steve ballmer voice] ENVIRONMENTS ENVIRONMENTS ENVIRONMENTS
Steve Ballmer Halloween special, anyone? 🧛
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Steve Ballmer Halloween special, anyone? 🧛
Guy reminds me of Ballmer
October 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Guy reminds me of Ballmer
Elon Musk bought the United States of America—the most powerful nation in the world—for $200M. For scale, Steve Ballmer bought the LA Clippers for $2B. The fucking Clippers.
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Elon Musk bought the United States of America—the most powerful nation in the world—for $200M. For scale, Steve Ballmer bought the LA Clippers for $2B. The fucking Clippers.
save us Steve Ballmer
If it is Bezos (redacted) (redacted)
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
save us Steve Ballmer
Steve Ballmer fucks around, @pablo.show finds out
September 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Steve Ballmer fucks around, @pablo.show finds out
Steve Ballmer jumpscare.
June 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Steve Ballmer jumpscare.
45 years ago today, Steve Ballmer joined Microsoft.
June 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
45 years ago today, Steve Ballmer joined Microsoft.