#bathmats
During Trump’s first term The Chinese Trademark Office granted Ivanka trademarks on handbags, shoes, jewelry, sunglasses, alongside unusual and unrelated items, such as voting machines, sausage casings, bathmats, and art valuation services.

Protecting Ivanka’s trademarks is priority one.
September 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
She's now gone off to her perch
September 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Friday when trying to back out of the bathroom without the cat getting out, I tripped on the bathmats R had put there for me to grab. I forgot they were there and the cat ran for the door so I backed out without looking and tripped. I flailed about & didn't fall but I did knock my hand on the door
September 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Friday when trying to back out of the bathroom without the cat getting out, I tripped on the bathmats R had put there for me to grab. I forgot they were there and the cat ran for the door so I backed out without looking and tripped. I flailed about & didn't fall but I did knock my hand on the door
September 20, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Nanny's going to be big mad shortly. Need to take the bed and frame down, which is where she hides. I put bathmats under there for her to snuggle up on (of course) because it's too low for the cat beds to fit under. She loves it under there
September 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
“Like what are you into these days?”
ME: Idk, ordering bathmats. But first searching for ‘best bathmats wirecutter’
September 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
That’s fixable, and is still often a good idea for elderly people, because bathrooms are the place people are most likely to fall, and carpet both protects against a hard surface breaking bones, and makes falls less likely to begin with.

It has practical reasons for existing. Good bathmats help.
September 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Oops messed up my threading. Oh well. Kittens have found a home (pending complications of older cats in household), will be renamed Jonathan and Evelyn, for bisexual culture
September 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Finally put the shower curtain and bathmats in the wash. Late summer cleaning continues apace.
September 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
• Washed all bathmats, rugs, and miscellaneous towels

• Washed all dirty dishes

I will do nothing for the entire afternoon.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
There are only 2 of us... we have 2 sets of matching towels for the bathroom... (bathsheets, hand towels, flannels)... I replace them every few years... when they go flat... I have just replaced the 35 year old guest towels... with the latest bathroom cast offs... bathmats are probably 15yr old...
September 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Have some comply bathmats which I lie on to babysit hoomans. Do not have much lightning here but mum has stories about storms in Kansas and the siren on the pole by the house. She does not miss all that and the stormy sleepless nights. Hope you have a good day catching up on your sleep.
September 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
My wife asked me to put the towels in the wash.

I put the towels that were on the floor in the wash.

Now I'm told I was supposed to include the bathmats and hand towels.

I believe I acted as directed. My wife thinks I'm on the spectrum.
August 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Trying to get a trash can and some bathmats felt like a fight to the death
College students are bsck, actually maniacal time to buy a trash can
August 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Why yes, it does make me happy to have clean bathmats on the bathroom floor. Fluffy fluffy, happy toes! 👣😄
August 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
THE NEW BATHMATS ARE HERE
August 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
doormats are old news. i've now been enlightened for bathmats.
August 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It sucks so badly that everything is such shit quality. We had to buy new bathmats after Seb died & the quality is so bad for what we got. I wound up getting frustrated and just buying some cheap shit because the quality is the same as the “mid priced” options now.
August 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Me: maybe I should take a day to relax and destress

Also me: these bathroom fans and bathmats need to be vacuumed! :|
August 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Did weights and cardio, did my daily trust for the last relic step, picked up all the weeklies, emptied dishwasher, washed bathmats, got gas, ran to costco, got home from costco and packaged all the tilapia into smaller containers and froze them, cooked some of the chicken and posted a fic.
August 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
All bath mats are strange
Not all bathmats are strange in the same manner
Get to know them
for only $2 Uhmerican

Is this a haiku
July 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
What is it with bathmats 😉😂😻
July 26, 2026 at 4:34 AM