#beanFucker
When I joined, I was user number 50,394. Ken Jennings joined three days before me.

Ken absolutely experienced the Hellthread. Those were the earliest days of Alf Hog and the Beanfucker. Ken has SEEN THINGS here!
A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
How many followers for a prominent Bluesky elder to host Jeopardy
February 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
LMAO

I’m Alfhog with Beanfucker Rising.
May 2, 2024 at 11:06 PM
December 19, 2023 at 1:49 AM
BEANFUCKER
September 18, 2023 at 4:24 PM
the beanfucker allegations might've gone away if you didn't say "I fucked the beans" idk
August 28, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Milk and sugar in coffee is fucking normal. Don't be a beanfucker.
July 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
LeBron joins BSky

LeBron sees Tom Boobadil

LeBron sees AlfHog

LeBron is DMed Beanfucker Lore

LeBron:
November 21, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Wait, we have a beanfucker?
November 18, 2023 at 11:17 PM
I will turn and face God to walk backwards into hell with you beanfucker
August 23, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Its like Bluesky seasons, the 'Skeets, really?' Season, with its beanfucker holiday honorable mention (saw that one again today too 😆)
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
November 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Never have never will

Beanfucker be damned

Orcfuckin too
October 11, 2023 at 6:51 AM
what up beanfucker
December 15, 2023 at 4:45 PM
And I will kick you right in the beanfucker
September 24, 2023 at 7:08 AM
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
is this how one becomes a beanfucker
August 22, 2023 at 7:48 AM
August 24, 2023 at 2:51 AM
sleep paralysis beanfucker
August 24, 2023 at 1:59 AM
I made a mistake a couple of days ago using the word 'beanfucker' in a reply. it was an inappropriate thing to say with respect to the soup community, and pretty shitty of me. I'm not going to do it again and I'm going to be more careful about my language choices in the future. sorry for that
March 6, 2024 at 11:37 PM
tbf the bean fucking started as "if i get 500 likes you have to change your name to big cheesy beanfucker" iirc
November 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
That would be handing victory to the beanfucker(s)
September 2, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Now that one moot has done it.

And another is planning on doing it.

Im now wondering about getting on the beanfucker trend😆
August 24, 2023 at 6:29 AM
tiq: you think beanfucker means anything to me

bsky: huh?
September 12, 2023 at 2:20 AM