As Bret Stephens awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic bedbug.
“A vote to further strengthen the forces of antisemitism in American politics, under any party banner or political justification, is no vote for democracy,” our columnist Bret Stephens writes.
Opinion | What a Vote for Abdul El-Sayed Means
Electing Abdul El-Sayed would contribute to the normalization of the antisemitism that his candidacy has helped to produce.
nyti.ms
November 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
As Bret Stephens awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic bedbug.
You just gotta call one of them a bedbug and they'll cry about it and invite you to their home to say it again in front of their family.
November 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
You just gotta call one of them a bedbug and they'll cry about it and invite you to their home to say it again in front of their family.
Dave if I win our election night bet I think you have to call him a bedbug again
November 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Dave if I win our election night bet I think you have to call him a bedbug again
cackling thinking about them sharing an alaskan king together and heidi barely fits on there while bod looks like a lil bedbug
November 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
cackling thinking about them sharing an alaskan king together and heidi barely fits on there while bod looks like a lil bedbug
..and I would.
"I am sorry, bedbug spouse, bedbug children, but this man is a bedbug. Please read this Franz Kafka short story to understand what this means to you. And to him."
"I am sorry, bedbug spouse, bedbug children, but this man is a bedbug. Please read this Franz Kafka short story to understand what this means to you. And to him."
November 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
..and I would.
"I am sorry, bedbug spouse, bedbug children, but this man is a bedbug. Please read this Franz Kafka short story to understand what this means to you. And to him."
"I am sorry, bedbug spouse, bedbug children, but this man is a bedbug. Please read this Franz Kafka short story to understand what this means to you. And to him."
Spouse just pointed out that Vance is Yiddish for bedbug.
November 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Spouse just pointed out that Vance is Yiddish for bedbug.
LROs: they have all of my work on there, the bastards. May they suffer a bedbug infestation that never leaves them.
November 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
LROs: they have all of my work on there, the bastards. May they suffer a bedbug infestation that never leaves them.
Honestly almost every @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic could be this for me
October 29, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Honestly almost every @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic could be this for me
They are crazier than a bedbug! 😂😂
November 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
They are crazier than a bedbug! 😂😂
Desperate to eliminate stubborn bedbug infestations, residents frequently poured gasoline or kerosene onto floorboards and walls, accidentally igniting major fires that razed their entire households.
November 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Desperate to eliminate stubborn bedbug infestations, residents frequently poured gasoline or kerosene onto floorboards and walls, accidentally igniting major fires that razed their entire households.
Fucking bedbug-level crazy….
November 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Fucking bedbug-level crazy….
Bedbug is at it again
Let me save you a click (it's a Stephens article): it means making Bret Stephens apocalyptically angry, which is a great reason to do it.
Opinion | What a Vote for Abdul El-Sayed Means
Electing Abdul El-Sayed would contribute to the normalization of the antisemitism that his candidacy has helped to produce.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Bedbug is at it again
In Yiddish, "vance" is a bedbug.
Works for me.
Works for me.
November 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
In Yiddish, "vance" is a bedbug.
Works for me.
Works for me.
I wouldn't vote for him for bedbug catcher!!
November 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I wouldn't vote for him for bedbug catcher!!
really dunno if this team is changing much. i might get rid of bedbug at some point and batty is kinda reliant on if a cooler flying type shows up before i can get gliscor
November 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
really dunno if this team is changing much. i might get rid of bedbug at some point and batty is kinda reliant on if a cooler flying type shows up before i can get gliscor
donOld is either as Crazy as a BedBug or his mini-strokes are getting bigger.
November 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
donOld is either as Crazy as a BedBug or his mini-strokes are getting bigger.
Learn to spell libtard it's *bedbug
November 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Learn to spell libtard it's *bedbug
Not to mention a bedbug
November 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Not to mention a bedbug
“Trump's Doral resort faced a 2017 confidential settlement with a guest who alleged bedbug bites in 2016, though investigators did not confirm bedbugs, and Florida authorities documented 524 health-code violations at the property from 2013 to 2018, including live roaches and food-area issues.” DIRTY
November 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
“Trump's Doral resort faced a 2017 confidential settlement with a guest who alleged bedbug bites in 2016, though investigators did not confirm bedbugs, and Florida authorities documented 524 health-code violations at the property from 2013 to 2018, including live roaches and food-area issues.” DIRTY
November 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Finished off the day with Shelly Winters going to 11 on the "Shelly Winters is crazy as a bedbug" scale: WHOEVER SLEW AUNTIE ROO? (1972)
October 30, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Finished off the day with Shelly Winters going to 11 on the "Shelly Winters is crazy as a bedbug" scale: WHOEVER SLEW AUNTIE ROO? (1972)