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March 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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A man here is passing around Italian beefs to people protesting Border Patrol.
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A man here is passing around Italian beefs to people protesting Border Patrol.
Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
November 18, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.
Bluesky is healing. I’m serious. Old beefs are being put to bed. People are chillin’
December 2, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Bluesky is healing. I’m serious. Old beefs are being put to bed. People are chillin’
some of their beefs are CENTURIES old
Orthodox schismatics?!?!?!?! Wow, these people never let go of grudges. What's a millennium between enemies?
July 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
some of their beefs are CENTURIES old
Some Beefs from Mino-March 2022
September 1, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Some Beefs from Mino-March 2022
internet beefs too cheap to meter
September 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
internet beefs too cheap to meter
No work, no school, no Stancil beefs on 1/23
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And no one start any beefs with Will Stancil. (2/2)
And no one start any beefs with Will Stancil. (2/2)
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January 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
No work, no school, no Stancil beefs on 1/23
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April 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
Laura Loomer is taking credit for Milo getting detained by ICE.
August 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
there are beefs going on we can't even fucking conceive of
May 13, 2026 at 3:25 AM
there are beefs going on we can't even fucking conceive of
i say this with love: people really gotta let their one-sided online parasocial beefs go
August 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i say this with love: people really gotta let their one-sided online parasocial beefs go
bring back duels to settle political beefs
June 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
bring back duels to settle political beefs
Magic cop beefs with infant for no particular reason, makes it everyone else's problem
May 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Magic cop beefs with infant for no particular reason, makes it everyone else's problem
New York beefs up counterterrorism efforts. Mangione's terrorism charge is a symptom of our counterterror state
New York Beefs Up Counterterrorism Efforts
Luigi Mangione's terrorism charge is symptomatic of a creeping counterterror state
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December 30, 2024 at 6:56 PM
New York beefs up counterterrorism efforts. Mangione's terrorism charge is a symptom of our counterterror state
I love how often Junichi Suwabe plays “grown man that beefs with a child”
#witchhatatelier #wha #jjk #fatestaynight #frierenveyondjourneysend #irumakun
#witchhatatelier #wha #jjk #fatestaynight #frierenveyondjourneysend #irumakun
July 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I love how often Junichi Suwabe plays “grown man that beefs with a child”
#witchhatatelier #wha #jjk #fatestaynight #frierenveyondjourneysend #irumakun
#witchhatatelier #wha #jjk #fatestaynight #frierenveyondjourneysend #irumakun
Confirming my personal priors and beefs? Take my money
July 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Confirming my personal priors and beefs? Take my money
Of all the professional beefs, academic beefs are my favorite
Freshman year of college, fall of 2003, I took an introductory International Relations course with this wonderful older professor who had the most impressive belly I've ever seen and chain-smoked before class. He knew Huntington, hated him, and never missed a chance to mock him while lecturing.
September 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Of all the professional beefs, academic beefs are my favorite
the sheer number of beefs I have with people who died centuries ago
Been at the archives for two minutes and I'm already annoyed by a surgeon who was born 190 years ago.
August 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
the sheer number of beefs I have with people who died centuries ago
Trump Beefs Up Security Presence After Frighteningly Close Brush With JD Vance
Trump Beefs Up Security Presence After Frighteningly Close Brush With JD Vance
WASHINGTON—Alarmed at the shocking lapse in protocol that nearly resulted in disaster, a shaken President Donald Trump ordered his security presence beefed up Monday following a frighteningly close br...
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March 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Beefs Up Security Presence After Frighteningly Close Brush With JD Vance
instead of litigating beefs what if we just talked about good policy
May 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
instead of litigating beefs what if we just talked about good policy
Maddie fuggin beefs it
June 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Maddie fuggin beefs it