Wow now for Angus and the Beetrooter
TICK TOCK Angus Taylor, Barnaby Joyce ⏰⏰⏰
Queensland cotton farmer John Norman has been sentenced to 9.5 years in prison, with a three-year non-parole period, for his role in an $8.7 million water fraud. #auspol
Queensland cotton farmer John Norman has been sentenced to 9.5 years in prison, with a three-year non-parole period, for his role in an $8.7 million water fraud. #auspol
Breaking: Award-winning cotton grower jailed over $8.7 million water fraud
John Norman was once lauded as the future of the farming industry. Today, the award-winning cotton grower was jailed over an $8.7 million fraud that "brought an important public water program into dis...
www.abc.net.au
July 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Wow now for Angus and the Beetrooter
Barnaby Joyce hitting the piss again by the looks of it. Yelling at his dog on live tv during an ABC interview is so on brand for old mate Beetrooter.
July 20, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Barnaby Joyce hitting the piss again by the looks of it. Yelling at his dog on live tv during an ABC interview is so on brand for old mate Beetrooter.
Anyone remember the Bonk Ban aimed specifically at #Beetrooter by Malcolm Turnbull who was PM at the time?
#BonkBan
#BonkBan
July 21, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Anyone remember the Bonk Ban aimed specifically at #Beetrooter by Malcolm Turnbull who was PM at the time?
#BonkBan
#BonkBan
@MikeCarlton01
Tony guts, fillets and minces the Beetrooter. He does not 👍miss
Tony guts, fillets and minces the Beetrooter. He does not 👍miss
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@MikeCarlton01
Tony guts, fillets and minces the Beetrooter. He does not 👍miss
Tony guts, fillets and minces the Beetrooter. He does not 👍miss
I see tRump has appointed a very heavy drinker with a background of mistreating women to a public position of enormous responsibility.
(PS I have included this photo of the Beetrooter for illustration purposes only)
(PS I have included this photo of the Beetrooter for illustration purposes only)
January 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I see tRump has appointed a very heavy drinker with a background of mistreating women to a public position of enormous responsibility.
(PS I have included this photo of the Beetrooter for illustration purposes only)
(PS I have included this photo of the Beetrooter for illustration purposes only)
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Nat Barr obviously loves trusts. BeetRooter is already drunk at breakfast time.
May 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Nat Barr obviously loves trusts. BeetRooter is already drunk at breakfast time.
Hiding the Beetrooter. Barnaby Joyce now a pariah within the National Party because he’s a women’s vote repellant. All optics of course. Revealing article by Paul Sakkal SMH/Age. 👇
February 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hiding the Beetrooter. Barnaby Joyce now a pariah within the National Party because he’s a women’s vote repellant. All optics of course. Revealing article by Paul Sakkal SMH/Age. 👇
Remember when Scott Morrison appointed Barnaby Joyce as so-called drought envoy and the Beetrooter claimed $800k in expenses while allegedly texting a report?
Here's Tony Sheldon the government's disaster recovery envoy. Boots on the ground and doing actual work.
Here's Tony Sheldon the government's disaster recovery envoy. Boots on the ground and doing actual work.
March 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Remember when Scott Morrison appointed Barnaby Joyce as so-called drought envoy and the Beetrooter claimed $800k in expenses while allegedly texting a report?
Here's Tony Sheldon the government's disaster recovery envoy. Boots on the ground and doing actual work.
Here's Tony Sheldon the government's disaster recovery envoy. Boots on the ground and doing actual work.
The beetrooter doesn't like facts being thrown at him.
April 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The beetrooter doesn't like facts being thrown at him.
Crowd funded billboards on Australian highways organised by @GetUp! justifiably question the bona fides of Trumpists Porleen and the Beetrooter. Getup donors can’t possibly match Gina’s #$M’s or Murdoch megaphones but in a democracy all voices have a right to be heard.
April 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Crowd funded billboards on Australian highways organised by @GetUp! justifiably question the bona fides of Trumpists Porleen and the Beetrooter. Getup donors can’t possibly match Gina’s #$M’s or Murdoch megaphones but in a democracy all voices have a right to be heard.
Not surprised the drunken Beetrooter is part of it.
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Not surprised the drunken Beetrooter is part of it.
hi, beetrooter expert here! this is not funny, beetrooters only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
Barnaby Joyce hitting the piss again by the looks of it. Yelling at his dog on live tv during an ABC interview is so on brand for old mate Beetrooter.
July 20, 2026 at 12:19 PM
hi, beetrooter expert here! this is not funny, beetrooters only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
Follow the money folks. The Australian (Cranston/Pike) reporting that former Lib donors (GCQ, Tribeca, Aitken) are now funding Pauline Hanson. Gina fixes Mar-a-Largo dinner with Trump, inviting Pauline to join them TBA. Beetrooter seen with Hanson using Gina’s jet 13/1/26.
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Follow the money folks. The Australian (Cranston/Pike) reporting that former Lib donors (GCQ, Tribeca, Aitken) are now funding Pauline Hanson. Gina fixes Mar-a-Largo dinner with Trump, inviting Pauline to join them TBA. Beetrooter seen with Hanson using Gina’s jet 13/1/26.
The subversives. Sponsored by Gina, Advance, IPA, the Murdochs, Sky After Dark, preferential Pauline and the Beetrooter. Australia’s 2025 climate/energy war has just been declared by vested coal/gas interests. First capture? The federal parliamentary Liberal Party.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The subversives. Sponsored by Gina, Advance, IPA, the Murdochs, Sky After Dark, preferential Pauline and the Beetrooter. Australia’s 2025 climate/energy war has just been declared by vested coal/gas interests. First capture? The federal parliamentary Liberal Party.
He’s going full Beetrooter.
June 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
He’s going full Beetrooter.
Joyce cheated on his wife and kids, got his staffer pregnant and voted against Australian girls accessing the life-saving HPV vaccine on the grounds that it would make them “promiscuous”
Rehiring a convicted rapist in a government job makes perfect sense on Planet Beetrooter
Rehiring a convicted rapist in a government job makes perfect sense on Planet Beetrooter
April 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Joyce cheated on his wife and kids, got his staffer pregnant and voted against Australian girls accessing the life-saving HPV vaccine on the grounds that it would make them “promiscuous”
Rehiring a convicted rapist in a government job makes perfect sense on Planet Beetrooter
Rehiring a convicted rapist in a government job makes perfect sense on Planet Beetrooter
My apologies to my friends that aren't Aussies. I just realized how difficult it must be to follow the story when I keep giving the same person different nicknames.
Barnaby Joyce, The Beetrooter, Barnacle Juice, Barabus, Blunderbuss and The Minister for Liquor Land (Liquor Land is a grog shop).
Barnaby Joyce, The Beetrooter, Barnacle Juice, Barabus, Blunderbuss and The Minister for Liquor Land (Liquor Land is a grog shop).
September 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
My apologies to my friends that aren't Aussies. I just realized how difficult it must be to follow the story when I keep giving the same person different nicknames.
Barnaby Joyce, The Beetrooter, Barnacle Juice, Barabus, Blunderbuss and The Minister for Liquor Land (Liquor Land is a grog shop).
Barnaby Joyce, The Beetrooter, Barnacle Juice, Barabus, Blunderbuss and The Minister for Liquor Land (Liquor Land is a grog shop).
BeetRooter is just doing what comes naturally…
Former Deputy PM and families man Barnaby Joyce has left his long-term political home after flirting with a much younger party. chaser.com.au/national/nat...
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
BeetRooter is just doing what comes naturally…
The Beetrooter got 67%, is that overproof.
May 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The Beetrooter got 67%, is that overproof.
I didn't know The Beetrooter was a Christian 🤷🏼♂️😲
February 22, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I didn't know The Beetrooter was a Christian 🤷🏼♂️😲
Too long in the spa bath I am now the same colour as The Beetrooter
September 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Too long in the spa bath I am now the same colour as The Beetrooter
