The Fifth Element (1997) 🎬🧡
Directed by Luc Besson
Directed by Luc Besson
August 7, 2026 at 10:37 AM
The Fifth Element (1997) 🎬🧡
Directed by Luc Besson
Directed by Luc Besson
La Femme Nikita (1990)
Director: Luc Besson
Director: Luc Besson
September 24, 2026 at 4:42 AM
La Femme Nikita (1990)
Director: Luc Besson
Director: Luc Besson
oh yeah this guy is way into luc besson
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
oh yeah this guy is way into luc besson
Besson: ok so the important thing to know about dracula
Besson: is that he has absolutely no game
Besson: no rizz, no drip
Besson: just a real sad sack piece of shit
Besson: is that he has absolutely no game
Besson: no rizz, no drip
Besson: just a real sad sack piece of shit
February 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Besson: ok so the important thing to know about dracula
Besson: is that he has absolutely no game
Besson: no rizz, no drip
Besson: just a real sad sack piece of shit
Besson: is that he has absolutely no game
Besson: no rizz, no drip
Besson: just a real sad sack piece of shit
March 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
March 20, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Luc Besson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of incel dracula
Besson: so dracula goes to a party, but a courtesan laughs at him!
Besson: like, she doesn't even care about his amazing perfume or his $500 gucci sunglasses
Besson: fuckin' femoid!!!
Besson: so dracula goes to a party, but a courtesan laughs at him!
Besson: like, she doesn't even care about his amazing perfume or his $500 gucci sunglasses
Besson: fuckin' femoid!!!
February 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Luc Besson: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of incel dracula
Besson: so dracula goes to a party, but a courtesan laughs at him!
Besson: like, she doesn't even care about his amazing perfume or his $500 gucci sunglasses
Besson: fuckin' femoid!!!
Besson: so dracula goes to a party, but a courtesan laughs at him!
Besson: like, she doesn't even care about his amazing perfume or his $500 gucci sunglasses
Besson: fuckin' femoid!!!
Besson: so this vampire woman introduces mina to dracula
Besson: this is his big shot
Besson: remember mina is the reincarnation of his immortal love
Besson: don't blow this one, vlad!
Barker: does he blow it
Besson: he blows it
Stoker: oh thank god!
Besson: this is his big shot
Besson: remember mina is the reincarnation of his immortal love
Besson: don't blow this one, vlad!
Barker: does he blow it
Besson: he blows it
Stoker: oh thank god!
February 24, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Besson: so this vampire woman introduces mina to dracula
Besson: this is his big shot
Besson: remember mina is the reincarnation of his immortal love
Besson: don't blow this one, vlad!
Barker: does he blow it
Besson: he blows it
Stoker: oh thank god!
Besson: this is his big shot
Besson: remember mina is the reincarnation of his immortal love
Besson: don't blow this one, vlad!
Barker: does he blow it
Besson: he blows it
Stoker: oh thank god!
of course he'd like Technically Cleared of All Charges Luc Besson
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
of course he'd like Technically Cleared of All Charges Luc Besson
Besson: like, what if dracula was just a pug ugly motherfucker
Besson: like a real frog-mouthed eurotrash bitch
Besson: a real "vigo the carpathian" type dude
Besson: a real brenden fraser by way of severus snape type
Besson: like a real frog-mouthed eurotrash bitch
Besson: a real "vigo the carpathian" type dude
Besson: a real brenden fraser by way of severus snape type
February 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Besson: like, what if dracula was just a pug ugly motherfucker
Besson: like a real frog-mouthed eurotrash bitch
Besson: a real "vigo the carpathian" type dude
Besson: a real brenden fraser by way of severus snape type
Besson: like a real frog-mouthed eurotrash bitch
Besson: a real "vigo the carpathian" type dude
Besson: a real brenden fraser by way of severus snape type
The Fifth Element (1997)
Director: Luc Besson
Director: Luc Besson
August 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The Fifth Element (1997)
Director: Luc Besson
Director: Luc Besson
La Femme Nikita (1990) Written and Directed by Luc Besson starring Anne Parillaud.
September 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
La Femme Nikita (1990) Written and Directed by Luc Besson starring Anne Parillaud.
Besson: anyway this priest says to dracula "hey you should consider repenting"
Besson: and dracula is all "ok i repent"
Besson: and that pretty much solves things
Besson: surprisingly easy, if you think about it
Besson: and dracula is all "ok i repent"
Besson: and that pretty much solves things
Besson: surprisingly easy, if you think about it
February 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Besson: anyway this priest says to dracula "hey you should consider repenting"
Besson: and dracula is all "ok i repent"
Besson: and that pretty much solves things
Besson: surprisingly easy, if you think about it
Besson: and dracula is all "ok i repent"
Besson: and that pretty much solves things
Besson: surprisingly easy, if you think about it
Besson: yeah these gargoyles are adorable AND funny!
Barker: they are neither of those things
Besson: kids will love them!
Barker: highly dubious
Koontz: i like cute gargoyles
Besson: SEE???
Barker: they are neither of those things
Besson: kids will love them!
Barker: highly dubious
Koontz: i like cute gargoyles
Besson: SEE???
February 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Besson: yeah these gargoyles are adorable AND funny!
Barker: they are neither of those things
Besson: kids will love them!
Barker: highly dubious
Koontz: i like cute gargoyles
Besson: SEE???
Barker: they are neither of those things
Besson: kids will love them!
Barker: highly dubious
Koontz: i like cute gargoyles
Besson: SEE???
Léon (1994)
Luc Besson
Luc Besson
June 1, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Léon (1994)
Luc Besson
Luc Besson
The Fifth Element (1997) 🎬🧡
Directed by Luc Besson
Directed by Luc Besson
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The Fifth Element (1997) 🎬🧡
Directed by Luc Besson
Directed by Luc Besson
The Fifth Element (1997) 🎬🧡
Directed by Luc Besson
Directed by Luc Besson
April 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
The Fifth Element (1997) 🎬🧡
Directed by Luc Besson
Directed by Luc Besson
Besson: since dracula has no game, he has to invent ax body spray
King:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Besson: dracula's a scientist
King:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Besson: dracula's a scientist
February 23, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Besson: since dracula has no game, he has to invent ax body spray
King:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Besson: dracula's a scientist
King:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Besson: dracula's a scientist
Luc Besson: hey what if i retold francis ford coppola's version
Besson: but made it extremely not horny
Stoker: i'm listening
Besson: but made it extremely not horny
Stoker: i'm listening
February 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Luc Besson: hey what if i retold francis ford coppola's version
Besson: but made it extremely not horny
Stoker: i'm listening
Besson: but made it extremely not horny
Stoker: i'm listening
Leon: The Professional (1994)
Director: Luc Besson
Director: Luc Besson
July 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Leon: The Professional (1994)
Director: Luc Besson
Director: Luc Besson
Leon: The Professional (1994) 🎬🖤
Directed by Luc Besson
Directed by Luc Besson
September 18, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Leon: The Professional (1994) 🎬🖤
Directed by Luc Besson
Directed by Luc Besson
Luc Besson once told me ‘The Fifth Element is yours, I give it to you’.
Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.
April 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Luc Besson once told me ‘The Fifth Element is yours, I give it to you’.
Le gossip de l’enfer…
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Le gossip de l’enfer…
I hate Besson. Hate him. Dumb son of a bitch.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I hate Besson. Hate him. Dumb son of a bitch.
THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997, Luc Besson)
August 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997, Luc Besson)