God protect Michael Keaton, who saved us from racist Betelguese
September 3, 2024 at 3:50 AM
God protect Michael Keaton, who saved us from racist Betelguese
Have him say "Betelguese" three times just to see what happens.
December 15, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Have him say "Betelguese" three times just to see what happens.
a later section in the same article uses the Betelguese spelling and I'm terrified to change it
January 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
a later section in the same article uses the Betelguese spelling and I'm terrified to change it
March 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
something gives me the sneaking suspicion there's been some controversy over spelling at the Wikipedia article on Beetlejuice
![Source of the Wikipedia page on Beetlejuice:
But <!-- LONGSTANDING CONSENSUS IS TO USE BEETLEJUICE, NOT Betelguese. A NEW CONSENSUS IS NEEDED TO CHANGE IT. SEE TALK PAGE AND ARCHIVES. -->Beetlejuice<!-- LONGSTANDING CONSENSUS IS TO USE BEETLEJUICE, NOT Betelguese. A NEW CONSENSUS IS NEEDED TO CHANGE IT. SEE TALK PAGE AND ARCHIVES. --> quickly offends the Maitlands with his crude and morbid demeanor: they reconsider hiring him, though too late to stop him from wreaking havoc on the Deetzes. The small town's charm and the supernatural events inspire Charles to pitch his boss, Maxie Dean, on transforming the town into a tourist hot spot, but Maxie wants proof of the ghosts. Using the ''Handbook for the Recently Deceased'', Otho conducts what he thinks is a [[séance]] and [[Law of contagion|summons Adam and Barbara, using their wedding clothes]], but they begin to age and decay, as Otho unwittingly performed an [[exorcism]] instead.
Horrified, Lydia summons <!-- LONGSTANDING CONSENSUS IS](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreibdp6bbnvgxmzhbiv33nc3buywrzivf362wxg7tfipywd65xjxl7y)
January 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
something gives me the sneaking suspicion there's been some controversy over spelling at the Wikipedia article on Beetlejuice
Betelguese refers to something from the region of Betel, as in pesto alla betelguese
January 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Betelguese refers to something from the region of Betel, as in pesto alla betelguese
Jeez made this back in 2016. Betelguese and Lydia. Went for combining both movie and cartoon designs.
November 16, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Jeez made this back in 2016. Betelguese and Lydia. Went for combining both movie and cartoon designs.
Maybe Betelguese went supernova already
December 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Maybe Betelguese went supernova already
Even the joke doesn't make sense. Betelguese is *is* this galaxy.
Even the nerd shit is a total lack of any effort
Even the nerd shit is a total lack of any effort
December 5, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Even the joke doesn't make sense. Betelguese is *is* this galaxy.
Even the nerd shit is a total lack of any effort
Even the nerd shit is a total lack of any effort
brb creating an article about why the forbidden alternative spelling is misspelled in the comments, it should Betelgeuse, not Betelguese
January 28, 2024 at 1:44 AM
brb creating an article about why the forbidden alternative spelling is misspelled in the comments, it should Betelgeuse, not Betelguese
December 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Betelguese is going nova right now with its lil friend. So it's going to get even brighter for a period of time
December 15, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Betelguese is going nova right now with its lil friend. So it's going to get even brighter for a period of time
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Don't all look out the window at once but betelguese has just exploded 💥
August 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Don't all look out the window at once but betelguese has just exploded 💥
December 26, 2024 at 10:09 PM
December 23, 2024 at 4:21 AM
cis people treating me like im betelguese and saying my name 3 times in rapid succession to summon me but it's really to just avoid saying "she"
January 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
cis people treating me like im betelguese and saying my name 3 times in rapid succession to summon me but it's really to just avoid saying "she"
December 2, 2024 at 8:38 PM
A Betelguese naprendszerében élők lájkolják ezt...
August 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
A Betelguese naprendszerében élők lájkolják ezt...
#TheOuterLimits Wolf 359. Betelguese. Sun sun sun sun sun sun...
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
#TheOuterLimits Wolf 359. Betelguese. Sun sun sun sun sun sun...
Fabulous sky in Sydney tonight! Venus is huuuuge, Jupiter, Betelguese (in Orion), Uranus, Saturn, & Neptune all visible, binocs or telescope needed for Neptune & Uranus. Venus sets at 11:07pm, Mars rises at 11:04pm. *Very* excited! #Astronomy #SydneySkies #Planets #Stars
December 12, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Fabulous sky in Sydney tonight! Venus is huuuuge, Jupiter, Betelguese (in Orion), Uranus, Saturn, & Neptune all visible, binocs or telescope needed for Neptune & Uranus. Venus sets at 11:07pm, Mars rises at 11:04pm. *Very* excited! #Astronomy #SydneySkies #Planets #Stars