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God created Jesus' body out of Adam's seed because God palm'd David's seed for whatever reason.

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A photorealistic statue-style depiction of a muscular, robed man stands dramatically in a misty, marble room. The top text in bold reads, "2 Samuel 7:12-14 says Yahweh will collect David’s sperm;" while the bottom caption says, "And then, he will create the final Jewish king with his jizz." The image is satirical, referencing a biblical passage and using irreverent humor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
amyweissdesign.bsky.social
It has been almost a year since I posted, so I thought I should say something. Enjoy this silly illustration that I made. Habkkuk is a biblical prophet and habukbuk means bottle in Hebrew. Order matters.
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Blue water bottle with face, hands, and feet wearing a name tag that says, "Hello, my name is: Habakkuk" and a man with a beard with an arrow pointing to him that says, "Habakkuk" holding a water bottle. Text at the bottom says, Habakkuk Habakbuk (Habakkuk the bottle) VS Bakbuk Habakkuk (Habakkuk's bottle).
November 20, 2024 at 3:19 PM
robert-ragnar.bsky.social
THE BC BIBLE: It's a Revelation!
Take a journey through the weirdest Bible stories. Consider how this book has impacted our culture for better or worse, and the connection between prophets, cults, and Trump. And do it all in good humor. Out now on Amazon! #BCBible #BiblicalHumor #BookTok #MAGACult
THE BC BIBLE: It's Finally Here
A Humorous Journey Through Scripture, Culture, and the Politics of Power
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May 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
namirasacolyte.bsky.social
Unpopular opinion: The story of Moses did NOT need to be four/five books long. Sweet lord, what a slough.

#Moses #Bible #Torah #biblicalhumor #Christianity #judisim
April 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
sacrilegiousd.bsky.social
Dive into divine wrath, political blunders, and quirky bird talks in this week's Patreon exclusive episode. Discover the strange ties between Isaiah's prophecies, Trump's claims, and an avian invasion! #podcast #biblicalhumor #exclusive
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December 8, 2023 at 4:27 AM