I think he's with the science team
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think he's with the science team
bioengineer this dick
September 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
bioengineer this dick
They should bioengineer a trans woman whose cum tastes like cream cheese frosting
September 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
They should bioengineer a trans woman whose cum tastes like cream cheese frosting
the only ethical food source is to bioengineer yourself chloroplasts and photosynthezie, and fruit
June 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
the only ethical food source is to bioengineer yourself chloroplasts and photosynthezie, and fruit
Anthropic should use their wet lab to bioengineer a form of algae that can clean up oil spills by eating crude oil
September 21, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Anthropic should use their wet lab to bioengineer a form of algae that can clean up oil spills by eating crude oil
He wants to bioengineer a species that will find his jokes funny
January 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
He wants to bioengineer a species that will find his jokes funny
# Extract from the diary of Dr. Deniel Hartz, Bioengineer.
Entry #304-1
PROJECT: HOMEGROW
0246 – March 22 – 2049
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Story: Sabu
Editing /Corrections: Redfred
Entry #304-1
PROJECT: HOMEGROW
0246 – March 22 – 2049
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Story: Sabu
Editing /Corrections: Redfred
April 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
# Extract from the diary of Dr. Deniel Hartz, Bioengineer.
Entry #304-1
PROJECT: HOMEGROW
0246 – March 22 – 2049
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Story: Sabu
Editing /Corrections: Redfred
Entry #304-1
PROJECT: HOMEGROW
0246 – March 22 – 2049
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Story: Sabu
Editing /Corrections: Redfred
except our AI is too goddamn stupid to bioengineer a whole alien species which is a damn shame tbh
August 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
except our AI is too goddamn stupid to bioengineer a whole alien species which is a damn shame tbh
Research led by Dr. Kayvan Keshari, a biochemist and bioengineer at MSK, found that immune cells might be reprogrammed to use the body’s #fructose — a naturally occurring sugar — as an energy source that supercharges them to fight #cancer.
Retooled Immune Cells Use Fructose to Turbocharge Themselves Against Cancer
Learn how engineering immune cells to metabolize fructose could supercharge them to fight cancer.
www.mskcc.org
February 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It is completely unethical to bioengineer seeds that will only sprout once for a single growing season. “Life Finds A Way” is the only reason we are here today
September 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
It is completely unethical to bioengineer seeds that will only sprout once for a single growing season. “Life Finds A Way” is the only reason we are here today
Nuclear launch systems are air gapped. A bioweapon still requires a bioengineer to build it.
September 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Nuclear launch systems are air gapped. A bioweapon still requires a bioengineer to build it.
Working with Monsanto to bioengineer eagles with larger heavier feathers.
September 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Working with Monsanto to bioengineer eagles with larger heavier feathers.
May 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
OR THEY JUST HIRE VERY SELECTIVELY LMFAO
“Vox! We’ve found a bioengineer even more brilliant than the anglerfish—!”
“Are they fish?”
“Wha…no? She’s a bumblebee—“
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING!”
“Vox! We’ve found a bioengineer even more brilliant than the anglerfish—!”
“Are they fish?”
“Wha…no? She’s a bumblebee—“
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING!”
December 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
OR THEY JUST HIRE VERY SELECTIVELY LMFAO
“Vox! We’ve found a bioengineer even more brilliant than the anglerfish—!”
“Are they fish?”
“Wha…no? She’s a bumblebee—“
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING!”
“Vox! We’ve found a bioengineer even more brilliant than the anglerfish—!”
“Are they fish?”
“Wha…no? She’s a bumblebee—“
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING!”
ACE2 Decoy Receptor Battles Mutant SARS-CoV-2 Variants
Addressing COVID needs proactive strategies, not just reactions. The ACE2 decoy receptor shows promise in keeping up with viral evolution. Continued research may deliver safer, more effective treatments for a healthier future.
archive.md/sGKXB
Addressing COVID needs proactive strategies, not just reactions. The ACE2 decoy receptor shows promise in keeping up with viral evolution. Continued research may deliver safer, more effective treatments for a healthier future.
archive.md/sGKXB
September 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
ACE2 Decoy Receptor Battles Mutant SARS-CoV-2 Variants
Addressing COVID needs proactive strategies, not just reactions. The ACE2 decoy receptor shows promise in keeping up with viral evolution. Continued research may deliver safer, more effective treatments for a healthier future.
archive.md/sGKXB
Addressing COVID needs proactive strategies, not just reactions. The ACE2 decoy receptor shows promise in keeping up with viral evolution. Continued research may deliver safer, more effective treatments for a healthier future.
archive.md/sGKXB
the psychic damage I took from the sentence "I'm Gwen Danielson, a neuroscientist and bioengineer, who decided as a child that I would end Death (and bring people back if I could) and that I would become a dragon and help generally facilitate a fantastical transhumanist future."
I need to lie down
I need to lie down
April 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
the psychic damage I took from the sentence "I'm Gwen Danielson, a neuroscientist and bioengineer, who decided as a child that I would end Death (and bring people back if I could) and that I would become a dragon and help generally facilitate a fantastical transhumanist future."
I need to lie down
I need to lie down
maybe we could bioengineer talking companion dogs or something?
August 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
maybe we could bioengineer talking companion dogs or something?
this is how we bioengineer the dick
September 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
this is how we bioengineer the dick
If the US government tried to bioengineer Magneto in a vat, that would be probably a better use of resources than Golden Dome.
August 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If the US government tried to bioengineer Magneto in a vat, that would be probably a better use of resources than Golden Dome.
but have you considered that anthropic not letting me bioengineer ebola v2 is literally 1984?
June 11, 2026 at 9:21 AM
but have you considered that anthropic not letting me bioengineer ebola v2 is literally 1984?
Why does she call herself a neuroscientist and bioengineer? Is there more of a pre-story to all this?
April 23, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Why does she call herself a neuroscientist and bioengineer? Is there more of a pre-story to all this?
peter thiel is a real guy and he's spent years trying to bioengineer a species of twink with the blood on the outside.
One could probably make a pretty effective horror story about what would actually happen if vampires were real in late stage capitalism
Really there are a lot of industrial uses for vampires. Don’t show up in mirrors? I’m certain there’s some electrical engineering or optics uses for that. Flay the vampire, give them blood to heal, and you’ve got a renewable supply of material too.
August 20, 2026 at 6:29 AM
peter thiel is a real guy and he's spent years trying to bioengineer a species of twink with the blood on the outside.
When I successfully bioengineer chickens that can lay avocados, we'll see who's crazy then.
February 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When I successfully bioengineer chickens that can lay avocados, we'll see who's crazy then.
“We are doing a service for the United States because they’ve identified needs that need to be met,” says Harvard bioengineer Don Ingber, defending federal grants and contracts to universities for scientific and medical research. cbsn.ws/4hRoEiJ
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“We are doing a service for the United States because they’ve identified needs that need to be met,” says Harvard bioengineer Don Ingber, defending federal grants and contracts to universities for scientific and medical research. cbsn.ws/4hRoEiJ
Some galaxy brain in China's gov thinking right now, "Maybe we SHOULD bioengineer and release a weaponized respiratory virus..."
April 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Some galaxy brain in China's gov thinking right now, "Maybe we SHOULD bioengineer and release a weaponized respiratory virus..."