B.J. Blazkowicz
pop culture is not overflowing with thoughtful/varied portrayals of masculinity but there is a lot of good stuff and you don’t have to look very hard. AEW wrestlers. Alan Ritchson. Bad Bunny, Sterling K Brown. Rob McElhenney’s entire oeuvre. Every character in the yakuza/like a dragon games
February 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
B.J. Blazkowicz
BJ Blazkowicz is so hot
December 7, 2024 at 6:03 PM
BJ Blazkowicz is so hot
B.J. Blazkowicz canonically fucks
June 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
B.J. Blazkowicz canonically fucks
When someone says something so soy and fascist you just gotta hit them with that Blazkowicz stare
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
When someone says something so soy and fascist you just gotta hit them with that Blazkowicz stare
Sometimes I forget we gave the vet our cat's full name and then I get an email saying "William Joseph Blazkowicz is due for his annual exam"
April 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Sometimes I forget we gave the vet our cat's full name and then I get an email saying "William Joseph Blazkowicz is due for his annual exam"
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
turning BJ Blazkowicz into an introspective woke warrior poet is one of the best video game magic tricks of the last 15 years
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
turning BJ Blazkowicz into an introspective woke warrior poet is one of the best video game magic tricks of the last 15 years
BJ Blazkowicz 2026.
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
BJ Blazkowicz 2026.
B.J. Blazkowicz should be fired for what he said about this
September 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
B.J. Blazkowicz should be fired for what he said about this
when I find a turkey leg on the floor of the dungeon
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
when I find a turkey leg on the floor of the dungeon
B.J. Blazkowicz is a terrorist who would sooner turn all Nazis into a fine mist than have an open and honest dialogue. That’s why the left is losing.
B.J. Blazkowicz should be fired for what he said about this
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
B.J. Blazkowicz is a terrorist who would sooner turn all Nazis into a fine mist than have an open and honest dialogue. That’s why the left is losing.
Indiana Jones is killing so many Nazi’s in my playthrough of the “The Great Circle” that he’s making B.J. Blazkowicz blush.
March 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Indiana Jones is killing so many Nazi’s in my playthrough of the “The Great Circle” that he’s making B.J. Blazkowicz blush.
Your reminder that Mecha-Hitler was killed by B.J. Blazkowicz, a Polish-American Jewish soldier
July 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Your reminder that Mecha-Hitler was killed by B.J. Blazkowicz, a Polish-American Jewish soldier
Still think that guy who plays Reacher should play BJ Blazkowicz.
January 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Still think that guy who plays Reacher should play BJ Blazkowicz.
The many faces of "B.J." Blazkowicz.
June 22, 2026 at 1:05 PM
The many faces of "B.J." Blazkowicz.
Alan Ritchson is a lib IRL which makes it even funnier. He’s our BJ Blazkowicz.
March 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Alan Ritchson is a lib IRL which makes it even funnier. He’s our BJ Blazkowicz.
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January 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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*B.J. Blazkowicz sees a swastika tattoo*
*instantly tackles man to the ground and starts choking him out*
be like B.J. Blazkowicz
*instantly tackles man to the ground and starts choking him out*
be like B.J. Blazkowicz
December 9, 2024 at 12:46 AM
*B.J. Blazkowicz sees a swastika tattoo*
*instantly tackles man to the ground and starts choking him out*
be like B.J. Blazkowicz
*instantly tackles man to the ground and starts choking him out*
be like B.J. Blazkowicz
Poker Night 3 (2015) roster:
- Rick Sanchez
- Harley Quinn
- BJ Blazkowicz
- Egoraptor
- Rick Sanchez
- Harley Quinn
- BJ Blazkowicz
- Egoraptor
March 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Poker Night 3 (2015) roster:
- Rick Sanchez
- Harley Quinn
- BJ Blazkowicz
- Egoraptor
- Rick Sanchez
- Harley Quinn
- BJ Blazkowicz
- Egoraptor
Duke Nukem: Bisexual
Master Chief: Gay
Ranger (Quake): Heteroflexible
Doomguy: Asexual
BJ Blazkowicz: Straight
Master Chief: Gay
Ranger (Quake): Heteroflexible
Doomguy: Asexual
BJ Blazkowicz: Straight
August 2, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Duke Nukem: Bisexual
Master Chief: Gay
Ranger (Quake): Heteroflexible
Doomguy: Asexual
BJ Blazkowicz: Straight
Master Chief: Gay
Ranger (Quake): Heteroflexible
Doomguy: Asexual
BJ Blazkowicz: Straight
June 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Named after an iconic American hero, natch
January 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Named after an iconic American hero, natch