So, friends: I promised I'd tell the story. Now I shall. Let a (former) psych nurse tell you the true (gods help us) story of a night in a big-time NYC emergency room: and the arrival of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag. (1/n)
May 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
So, friends: I promised I'd tell the story. Now I shall. Let a (former) psych nurse tell you the true (gods help us) story of a night in a big-time NYC emergency room: and the arrival of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag. (1/n)
a spectre is haunting Bloomingdales…
August 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
a spectre is haunting Bloomingdales…
Part of my show hanging in Bloomingdales.
November 26, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Part of my show hanging in Bloomingdales.
this is worse than getting one of those AARP mailers
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM
this is worse than getting one of those AARP mailers
Bloomingdales wants my phone number to get a 15% off code on their items. certain exclusions apply.
The exclusions:
The exclusions:
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Bloomingdales wants my phone number to get a 15% off code on their items. certain exclusions apply.
The exclusions:
The exclusions:
Here's a few.
Adidas, Bloomingdales, Michael Kors, specifically have marketing that scrubs Labor Day out.
Adidas, Bloomingdales, Michael Kors, specifically have marketing that scrubs Labor Day out.
September 2, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Here's a few.
Adidas, Bloomingdales, Michael Kors, specifically have marketing that scrubs Labor Day out.
Adidas, Bloomingdales, Michael Kors, specifically have marketing that scrubs Labor Day out.
Dr. Bob stands up, brushes his white coat off. "Our bill'll go on your insurance," he says: and out he goes.
As he passes the coffee room heading back to the clinic, from inside (as the news arrives) comes a muffled roar of praise.
And we never saw the Guy With the Bloomingdales Bag again. (28/28)
As he passes the coffee room heading back to the clinic, from inside (as the news arrives) comes a muffled roar of praise.
And we never saw the Guy With the Bloomingdales Bag again. (28/28)
May 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Dr. Bob stands up, brushes his white coat off. "Our bill'll go on your insurance," he says: and out he goes.
As he passes the coffee room heading back to the clinic, from inside (as the news arrives) comes a muffled roar of praise.
And we never saw the Guy With the Bloomingdales Bag again. (28/28)
As he passes the coffee room heading back to the clinic, from inside (as the news arrives) comes a muffled roar of praise.
And we never saw the Guy With the Bloomingdales Bag again. (28/28)
April 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"job titles" lol nobody's gunning down Housewares Assistant Team Leader over at Bloomingdales, genius
with all seriousness, do we all start approving of murdering individuals based on their job titles? how would you feel if the public did that to someone you loved?
If he had lived a righteous life it wouldn't be a thing.
December 13, 2024 at 2:45 PM
"job titles" lol nobody's gunning down Housewares Assistant Team Leader over at Bloomingdales, genius
🤣 I know right? Have you ever been in a Neiman Marcus? JFC it is not a working person's world. Bloomingdales too.
January 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
🤣 I know right? Have you ever been in a Neiman Marcus? JFC it is not a working person's world. Bloomingdales too.
Punk Summer at Bloomingdales!
June 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Punk Summer at Bloomingdales!
5/
I can think of no former President in my lifetime who got shit for a Presidential Library / Center. Or money they made, trips they took, anything they did in post-Presidential life.
Hell, the Bloomingdales and other wealthy people bought Ron and Nancy an estate.
I can think of no former President in my lifetime who got shit for a Presidential Library / Center. Or money they made, trips they took, anything they did in post-Presidential life.
Hell, the Bloomingdales and other wealthy people bought Ron and Nancy an estate.
June 27, 2026 at 3:57 PM
5/
I can think of no former President in my lifetime who got shit for a Presidential Library / Center. Or money they made, trips they took, anything they did in post-Presidential life.
Hell, the Bloomingdales and other wealthy people bought Ron and Nancy an estate.
I can think of no former President in my lifetime who got shit for a Presidential Library / Center. Or money they made, trips they took, anything they did in post-Presidential life.
Hell, the Bloomingdales and other wealthy people bought Ron and Nancy an estate.
...much other accidental stuff: the things that human beings in an urban settings do to themselves when they're not paying attention. The ER had a very busy period around 10ish; then things mercifully quieted down for a while. And that was when the Gent with the Bloomingdales Bag turned up. (6/n)
May 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
...much other accidental stuff: the things that human beings in an urban settings do to themselves when they're not paying attention. The ER had a very busy period around 10ish; then things mercifully quieted down for a while. And that was when the Gent with the Bloomingdales Bag turned up. (6/n)
Me in Bloomingdales. 😭😭
July 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Me in Bloomingdales. 😭😭
"Hello, Bloomingdales? Yes...I'm looking for a $2600 sack, preferably in dogshit brown and stamped using plastic pieces from the 'Perfection' board game."
I do not understand the Lure of Louis.
I do not understand the Lure of Louis.
February 8, 2026 at 12:54 PM
"Hello, Bloomingdales? Yes...I'm looking for a $2600 sack, preferably in dogshit brown and stamped using plastic pieces from the 'Perfection' board game."
I do not understand the Lure of Louis.
I do not understand the Lure of Louis.
So it was one of those nights when the ER was nuts (those happened often enough). And it was the merest luck that I was on duty that night—because as one of the most junior staff, I was on night shift—when, sorta towards midnight, the gent with the Bloomingdales Bag came in. (4/n)
May 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
So it was one of those nights when the ER was nuts (those happened often enough). And it was the merest luck that I was on duty that night—because as one of the most junior staff, I was on night shift—when, sorta towards midnight, the gent with the Bloomingdales Bag came in. (4/n)
Wicked Windows Bloomingdales
November 25, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Wicked Windows Bloomingdales
life really comes at you fast...one day you're watching svu after school the next you're pulling at bloomingdales for one mr det fin tutuola himself
August 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
life really comes at you fast...one day you're watching svu after school the next you're pulling at bloomingdales for one mr det fin tutuola himself
My favorite Mexican restaurant was a food cart on the north side of Bloomingdales on 60th Street.
September 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
My favorite Mexican restaurant was a food cart on the north side of Bloomingdales on 60th Street.
Thank you! An emergency purchase from a Bloomingdales of all places.
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Thank you! An emergency purchase from a Bloomingdales of all places.
Illyana shops at Bloomingdales??????
February 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Illyana shops at Bloomingdales??????
WTH Bloomingdales @bloomingdales.bsky.social. Friend buys 2 dresses to try to wear to a wedding. You send just 1. With no packing slip. She calls to report it and finally gets back a review that basically says "nah, we sent you both, you're wrong, you lose." She's out $400. You kidding me?!
July 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
WTH Bloomingdales @bloomingdales.bsky.social. Friend buys 2 dresses to try to wear to a wedding. You send just 1. With no packing slip. She calls to report it and finally gets back a review that basically says "nah, we sent you both, you're wrong, you lose." She's out $400. You kidding me?!
"We were trying to think of who could play Endora. And Elizabeth and I were in New York, at Bloomingdales, and we ran into Agnes Moorehead. And I thought, ‘My God. There she is!’”
— William Asher, BEWITCHED director/producer
Agnes Moorehead (1900–1974) was born on this date.
— William Asher, BEWITCHED director/producer
Agnes Moorehead (1900–1974) was born on this date.
December 7, 2024 at 2:54 AM
"We were trying to think of who could play Endora. And Elizabeth and I were in New York, at Bloomingdales, and we ran into Agnes Moorehead. And I thought, ‘My God. There she is!’”
— William Asher, BEWITCHED director/producer
Agnes Moorehead (1900–1974) was born on this date.
— William Asher, BEWITCHED director/producer
Agnes Moorehead (1900–1974) was born on this date.
BLUE CLOTHING STORES
Abercrombie & Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
Bloomingdales
Macys
Burberry
Burlington
Coldwater Creek
Dressbarn
Eddie Bauer
Forever 21
Gap
H&M
Abercrombie & Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
Bloomingdales
Macys
Burberry
Burlington
Coldwater Creek
Dressbarn
Eddie Bauer
Forever 21
Gap
H&M
March 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
BLUE CLOTHING STORES
Abercrombie & Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
Bloomingdales
Macys
Burberry
Burlington
Coldwater Creek
Dressbarn
Eddie Bauer
Forever 21
Gap
H&M
Abercrombie & Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
Bloomingdales
Macys
Burberry
Burlington
Coldwater Creek
Dressbarn
Eddie Bauer
Forever 21
Gap
H&M
(Sometimes those of us who were working in the nearby psych wing were called over to assist in the ER with one thing or another. Y'all behave yourselves, and I will someday tell you the tale of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag.) 😏
April 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
(Sometimes those of us who were working in the nearby psych wing were called over to assist in the ER with one thing or another. Y'all behave yourselves, and I will someday tell you the tale of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag.) 😏