#bluge
Tummy prison fur yah, belligerent burd!

Its gonna git ver ver ver'hawt fur yah under all dat floof & padding... and extra tight too... oh and all dah grumbly sounds, dah resounding purring, contant kneading frum pawbs smooshing dah delightful squirmy bluge yew'll barely make..

Tasty chew-toy~ =w=
November 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Texas just turned blue and new mexico has a badass Indigenous woman as governor now.

Show us that bulge while texas shows its bluge
November 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
The boss needs to see you in his office for your performance assessment.

#gay #gaybear #gaydad #bluge #hairymen
October 28, 2026 at 9:34 AM
October 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
90s adventure games are like: you're stuck? on my puzzle? obviously you need to apply oven grease to your penis. you fucking idiot. why? it's a reference to the song by one hit wonder Bluge Earl called "i put oven grease on my penis" that was relevant for three weeks in the summer of '93. moron
October 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
wait a sec i just noticed the bluge lol
October 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
"Gotta hurry, people need my spark and I need your seed!" 🪫

Zeri from League of legends Fanart 🫦

✌️PEACE✌️
October 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
craving to eat preys with fat asses rn, i just wanna feel them bluge my throat out before they disappear behind my chestplate as they get squeed behind it before reapearing bellow it as they bloat my belly outwards -w-
October 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
October 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
That's the plan! 💙
Dog nose has to investigate the bluge and butt and feet before choosing which side of you to nuzzle against your neck from and press in close.
October 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Went and saw the Coyote vs Acme movie yesterday. Had to catch it before I leaves theaters this week.

Ofc I had to be padded for it too :3
September 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM