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FKFTSH
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AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE POSTER IS IN YOUR WALLS AGAIN

white disabled transgender leftist / 29 / shitposter, artist, and gardener / formerly she was speaking / wear a damn mask

she / they / it

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full version of my DLSS 5 vid with both halves combined

(CW for flashing lights)
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mmygod
September 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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September 19, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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Seeing takes that The West Wing is basically just TNG-era Star Trek without aliens just has me thinking what Alex Kurtzman's The West Wing would look like. And I just picture their version of Bartlet going "This is politics, bitch!" while shooting a laser at a nuclear submarine.
September 19, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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One of the weirdest things that ever happened to me was a guy breaking my apartment window in the middle of the night and sneaking inside wearing just a bathrobe and carrying a towel, while I was home and awake. When I confronted him he offered to let me beat him up, which isn't what I expected.
September 19, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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September 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Not so fast
September 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
September 19, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Do you ever think about how anthropomorphic lizards with cloacas would have an evolutionary bias towards scat fetishes because reptilian genitals tend to be contained inside of the cloaca, and thus all sex would involve the poop hole for them in some way or another
September 19, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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"one has to wonder whether the person who did those things dies in the forgetting, too"

ouch
forgetting memories is kinda fucked up like whole ass months - even years - of our lives just permanently slip from our fingers. like they never even happened. one has to wonder whether the person who did those things dies in the forgetting, too
September 19, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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the middle class was a carefully constructed lie to keep the proles from going communist during the cold war but since the fall of the USSR the ruling class has been dismantling it, ripping the copper from the walls because they don't need a middle class anymore.

they want slaves.
July 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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I'm getting a bunch of new followers and have no clue why so let's cull the herd: HRT should be available to everyone without a prescription, medical care should be free for everyone, and I'm literally a communist.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
forgetting memories is kinda fucked up like whole ass months - even years - of our lives just permanently slip from our fingers. like they never even happened. one has to wonder whether the person who did those things dies in the forgetting, too
September 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
seeing a mutual casually throwing around "theyfab" and quietly unfollowing her 😌
September 19, 2026 at 4:14 AM
i spray Round Up into my Dick-Hole when ever I want to "Round Up" some Bitches
September 19, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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Liberals: YOU CAN'T GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT YOU'RE LIKE A CHILD SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY WANT A PONY

Liberals when trans people say we will not vote for anyone who aids the fascists killing us: [constant screaming like a child who wants a pony]
September 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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September 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
[srs surgeon voice] gonna turn that saskatoon into saskapoon
September 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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September 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
adding cayenne pepper to mayo and selling it as bait traps for white people
September 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Better Mayo Monkey than monkey mayo is what I always say.
September 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Help! My (25F) white boyfriend (28M) keeps referring to me as his Mayo Monkey
September 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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The US comics industry needs bulldozed.
September 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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yes it really sucks that everything is being destroyed and the federal government is incapable of doing anything but violence but hey,

the empire is burning and soon the world will be free of it.
The government hard at work tackling the inflation crisis:
September 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Ahmed spent the whole night crying in unbearable pain. 💔 His fever, vomiting, wounds and weakness are getting worse, and he can barely sleep or eat. I’m still so young, yet carrying a burden too heavy for me. Please help me save Ahmed. Even $5 matters. 😭🙏
chuffed.org/project/mahm...
September 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
tfw you post so good your moots start quoting you at dipshits 😌
September 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM