#boatfucker
Boatfucker & building humper Biff back at it again
March 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
you’re a boatfucker, we get it already
June 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Yea no worries just proud of the fact that I'm a #boatfucker y'know a real certified #boatfucker like an honest to god authentic #boatfucker (:
October 22, 2024 at 9:43 AM
We will get #boatfucker trending
October 22, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Thank you for being such a based #boatfucker like honest to God I don't know any other #boatfucker that's as based as you are Cyanaura, the black Dragon #boatfucker
October 22, 2024 at 9:47 AM
chat can we get #boatfucker trending
October 22, 2024 at 9:26 AM
BOATFUCKER ALDARION! Perhaps my greatest contribution to Tolkien studies so far 😉😁
May 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I feel like @stef.athrabeth.com needs to see this meme after her @westmoot.org presentation. I dare not share it in the Tolkien Society Discord server. 😅

(inspired by the @queerlodgings.bsky.social episode with @roryq.bsky.social and Stuart)

Aldarion is also my fave Middle-earth punching bag.
May 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
even if you say you're only fucking boats ironically, you're still a boatfucker
May 17, 2023 at 3:39 PM
someone has typed "as a boat fucker myself, and avid boatfucker no less...""
July 9, 2024 at 5:43 AM
How long have we been doing the boatfucker bit? because i only JUST NOW remembered Azure Lane is a thing
September 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Anyway that's how I killed a man with his own boat and people call me boatfucker in the streets but it was the best sex I ever had.
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Word of advice from retired boatfucker:

Regardless if you made boat horny or if boat was horny first

You should still respect the boat as you would respect a normal woman.
April 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Maybe by definition I still am a boatfucker. Just not a dedicated one anymore.

I'll be paying tribute to ol' Kongy this year, though.

She's the reason I got into the genre, after all.
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just because I outgrew my boatfucker arc doesn't mean I don't like shipgirls anymore

Ironically enough though, Azur Lane's doubling down on fanservice and borderline pornographic skins have turned me away from it.

Also the r34 scene is absolutely infested by AI slop
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Call me an iceberg because I want to stick my tip into a large cruise ship and have it be deemed a national tragedy. For years I'll just be the "tragic boatfucker" and I can't think of anything better to put on my headstone.
June 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yknow i should post the draws i make while watching streams more. Anyway- #999game #999_spoilers
May 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It always amazes me to see certain "let's turn something into cute girls" grow into big things. I'm still kinda sad that Kancolle never got translated into English. Granted, the gameplay is boring af. But, hey i can be a boatfucker if my special interests say so lol.
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Tag yourself. I'm very much hung up on "Boatfucker".
May 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Coulda be boatfucker so you lucked out, that’s a kind sister you have.
June 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Outing myself as a boatfucker post #1805

I love you in every universe, British boat woman. Wish either of you weren't locked in distinctly mid to horrendous free service waifslop games (the music slaps tho!)
December 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM