ethereal pastry
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analyst, developer-friendly
black cats, small plates, natural wine
london, east
he, him
black cats, small plates, natural wine
london, east
he, him
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i will forever remain grateful for the guy on twitter who shared the story of how he saw James Woods mouth off racistly to a bouncer at a bar in Provincetown(?) and get knocked out, after which time people also stole his shoes. For a brief moment there was harmony in the world
September 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
i will forever remain grateful for the guy on twitter who shared the story of how he saw James Woods mouth off racistly to a bouncer at a bar in Provincetown(?) and get knocked out, after which time people also stole his shoes. For a brief moment there was harmony in the world
this is the way
I’m an optimistic person, but I have to admit that the last few years have been discouraging.
We’re regressing…. quickly.
That only makes me want to be more kind, more loving, & shine brighter.
We’re regressing…. quickly.
That only makes me want to be more kind, more loving, & shine brighter.
September 23, 2026 at 3:10 PM
this is the way
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Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.
September 23, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.
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Eerste van der Helststraat, Amsterdam, in 1982 and today.
A street once dominated by parked cars to a car free place for people, with children playing, greenery and cafés making use of reclaimed outdoor space.
This is what’s possible when we choose to redesign our streets for life, not storage.
A street once dominated by parked cars to a car free place for people, with children playing, greenery and cafés making use of reclaimed outdoor space.
This is what’s possible when we choose to redesign our streets for life, not storage.
September 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Eerste van der Helststraat, Amsterdam, in 1982 and today.
A street once dominated by parked cars to a car free place for people, with children playing, greenery and cafés making use of reclaimed outdoor space.
This is what’s possible when we choose to redesign our streets for life, not storage.
A street once dominated by parked cars to a car free place for people, with children playing, greenery and cafés making use of reclaimed outdoor space.
This is what’s possible when we choose to redesign our streets for life, not storage.
Good morning skitches!
September 23, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Good morning skitches!
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The idea is like grass. It craves light, likes crowds, thrives on crossbreeding, grows better for being stepped on.
September 23, 2026 at 9:10 AM
The idea is like grass. It craves light, likes crowds, thrives on crossbreeding, grows better for being stepped on.
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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only decorative gourd article, that whosoever retweeteth him should not perish, but have everlasting decorative gourds, motherfucker
September 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only decorative gourd article, that whosoever retweeteth him should not perish, but have everlasting decorative gourds, motherfucker
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Thomas Edison in 1910. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves on this net zero business, lads
September 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Thomas Edison in 1910. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves on this net zero business, lads
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They even made DoorDash apologize.
September 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
They even made DoorDash apologize.
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real life is satire
People think the minions router being baller as a joke. But I have extensively tested it and it is one of the best possible Wifi 6E routers money can buy. Like someone at Illumination Studios was like "idk $80" and the router manufacturer was like gotchu fam.
September 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
real life is satire
PRD
just drafted a ten post thread
maybe this is my sign to just transfer it to a blog
also can i have a button to do that?
cc @bsky.app @standard.site @witchsky.app
maybe this is my sign to just transfer it to a blog
also can i have a button to do that?
cc @bsky.app @standard.site @witchsky.app
September 22, 2026 at 6:46 PM
PRD
Nice run this evening
September 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Nice run this evening
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pure joy timeline cleanse
one of my favorite quirks of the Ohio coaster scene is the local FOX affiliate sends out this dude, Kenny, every time Cedar Point adds a new ride, and his reactions are golden
here is is riding my new favorite coaster, Steel Vengeance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6jf...
here is is riding my new favorite coaster, Steel Vengeance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6jf...
Cedar Point`s Steel Vengeance
YouTube video by FOX 8 News Cleveland
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
pure joy timeline cleanse
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Strapping a fucking computer to my face so that it can send me reminders to be more present in the moment
September 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Strapping a fucking computer to my face so that it can send me reminders to be more present in the moment
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OH MY GOD HOLD ON
IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
September 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
OH MY GOD HOLD ON
IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
hoo boy
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign.
The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers.
Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers.
Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
September 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
hoo boy
"I have all the cards"
The latest @cnn.com/SSRS poll finds Americans' opposition to the war in Iran has hardened, with nearly two-thirds saying the U.S. is not winning the conflict and a majority saying President Donald Trump is not doing enough to end it.
Read more:
Read more:
Republican support for Trump’s handling of war in Iran shows cracks in new CNN poll | CNN Politics
Americans’ opposition to the war in Iran has hardened, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS, with almost two-thirds saying the US is not winning the conflict and more saying President Donald ...
www.cnn.com
September 22, 2026 at 2:24 PM
"I have all the cards"
my first listen to Neil Young's just released 50th album, Second Song. It's classic Young.
talk about a body of work to proud of.
talk about a body of work to proud of.
September 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
my first listen to Neil Young's just released 50th album, Second Song. It's classic Young.
talk about a body of work to proud of.
talk about a body of work to proud of.
Desperate stuff here.
RNC Chair Joe Gruters: "This is not your grandparents' Democrat Party. They want to get rid of Thanksgiving. They want to get rid of July 4."
September 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Desperate stuff here.
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September 22, 2026 at 12:27 AM
PR company pitch - "Interview: Inside Business of Building $100M Homes for America’s Ultra-Wealthy"
can't hit nope hard enough.
can't hit nope hard enough.
September 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM
PR company pitch - "Interview: Inside Business of Building $100M Homes for America’s Ultra-Wealthy"
can't hit nope hard enough.
can't hit nope hard enough.
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Alas! It is the 428th anniversary of the demise of (admittedly quarrelsome) actor Gabriel Spenser at the hands of playwright Ben Jonson, armed “with a certain sword of iron and steel called a Rapiour of the price 3s.” in a duel. And Jonson got away with it because he knew some Latin...
September 22, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Alas! It is the 428th anniversary of the demise of (admittedly quarrelsome) actor Gabriel Spenser at the hands of playwright Ben Jonson, armed “with a certain sword of iron and steel called a Rapiour of the price 3s.” in a duel. And Jonson got away with it because he knew some Latin...
I always share black cats
The blissful rest of a creature who woke me at a quarter past <five> (and after a late shift) because he was ABSOLUTELY GOING TO DIE OF HUNGER, and is now happily snoozing.
Another late shift ahoy, and it may be quite the struggle 😴
Another late shift ahoy, and it may be quite the struggle 😴
September 22, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I always share black cats
Now, more than ever, it's a good time to shit typos in your prose.
September 22, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Now, more than ever, it's a good time to shit typos in your prose.