Bollocks
April 10, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Bollocks
Today I have mostly been announcing some new bollocks to replace the last lot of bollocks that we were forced to admit was total bollocks.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Today I have mostly been announcing some new bollocks to replace the last lot of bollocks that we were forced to admit was total bollocks.
Tepid illiterate bollocks
Experts say President Donald Trump’s actions during the two months into his second term have pushed the country into fraught territory. They are divided on whether he has breached constitutional guardrails.
How Trump is blasting through norms and testing limits of his power
Experts say President Donald Trump’s actions have pushed the country into fraught territory. They are divided on whether he has breached constitutional guardrails.
wapo.st
March 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Tepid illiterate bollocks
Reform's unstoppable march to power contin... oh. Bollocks.
Grays Town (Thurrock) Council By-Election Result:
🌹 LAB: 37.0% (+5.3)
➡️ RFM: 27.0% (-7.8)
🙋 Ind: 13.0% (New)
🌳 CON: 12.3% (+1.3)
🌍 GRN: 8.8% (-7.3)
🔶 LDM: 1.9% (-4.5)
Labour GAIN from Reform UK.
Changes w/ 2026.
🌹 LAB: 37.0% (+5.3)
➡️ RFM: 27.0% (-7.8)
🙋 Ind: 13.0% (New)
🌳 CON: 12.3% (+1.3)
🌍 GRN: 8.8% (-7.3)
🔶 LDM: 1.9% (-4.5)
Labour GAIN from Reform UK.
Changes w/ 2026.
July 24, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Reform's unstoppable march to power contin... oh. Bollocks.
Just the most frightful horrendous bollocks from people who should damn well know better.
February 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Just the most frightful horrendous bollocks from people who should damn well know better.
Total bollocks
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Total bollocks
traditional english pub food
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
traditional english pub food
National anthem at a football match. Bollocks.
Extra syllables added to national anthem by singer. Bollocks.
National anthems in general. Bollocks.
Extra syllables added to national anthem by singer. Bollocks.
National anthems in general. Bollocks.
September 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
National anthem at a football match. Bollocks.
Extra syllables added to national anthem by singer. Bollocks.
National anthems in general. Bollocks.
Extra syllables added to national anthem by singer. Bollocks.
National anthems in general. Bollocks.
More bollocks dubbed "interesting" by the dumbest billionaire in history.
December 17, 2024 at 8:15 AM
More bollocks dubbed "interesting" by the dumbest billionaire in history.
Black Friday bollocks.
November 24, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Black Friday bollocks.
Bollocks mate
The patrol was created because local women raised safety concerns. You called the voters supporting it 'gullible.'
Doing semantic backflips to pretend those two things aren't connected while throwing out lazy sober up snark is a pretty uncreative way to dodge.
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Doing semantic backflips to pretend those two things aren't connected while throwing out lazy sober up snark is a pretty uncreative way to dodge.
bsky.app/profile/otto...
Read the article
... and then point to the place where I call women "gullible"
... and then consider switching to a non alcohol substitute
... and then point to the place where I call women "gullible"
... and then consider switching to a non alcohol substitute
September 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Bollocks mate
The Board of Peace is a Sack of Bollocks
March 2, 2026 at 9:29 AM
The Board of Peace is a Sack of Bollocks
Call me naive.. but I'm beginning to think that all of this 'Art of the Deal' stuff is TOTAL BOLLOCKS.
August 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Call me naive.. but I'm beginning to think that all of this 'Art of the Deal' stuff is TOTAL BOLLOCKS.
It's a bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks world
Some Sunday evening fun.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
I’ll go first;
Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It's a bollocks, bollocks, bollocks, bollocks world
It’s such obvious bollocks. But it gets reported widely because hardly anybody knows any better any more.
A single source in a book by Lord Ashcroft claims Farage is banned from Desert Island Discs? Well, it must be true then. Because he’s famously been kept off the BBC’s output hasn’t he? You barely see his grinning toad face on the corporation’s channels.
May 31, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It’s such obvious bollocks. But it gets reported widely because hardly anybody knows any better any more.
We saw all of this with Brexit.
It was bollocks.
It was bollocks.
Bessent says that little girls who are sad about having fewer dolls should just have it explained to them that they will have a better life for it
May 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
We saw all of this with Brexit.
It was bollocks.
It was bollocks.
Don't miss GB News to hear me spout Reform propaganda and talk absolute bollocks completely unchallenged because for some reason I'm the only MP allowed to get away with this.
September 25, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Don't miss GB News to hear me spout Reform propaganda and talk absolute bollocks completely unchallenged because for some reason I'm the only MP allowed to get away with this.
Shout it loudly - stop talking bollocks
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Shout it loudly - stop talking bollocks
Ireland calling the UK out for being stupid enough to fall for this 'gender critical' bollocks.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ireland calling the UK out for being stupid enough to fall for this 'gender critical' bollocks.
this whole "interviewing coaches midgame" thing is more American sports bollocks that needs to fuck right off.
June 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
this whole "interviewing coaches midgame" thing is more American sports bollocks that needs to fuck right off.
It's bollocks though; clubs will sign a convicted rapist if he'll sharpen the attack by 00.01 %
September 26, 2026 at 12:49 PM
It's bollocks though; clubs will sign a convicted rapist if he'll sharpen the attack by 00.01 %
What’s got three thumbs, no heart and talks bollocks?
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
What’s got three thumbs, no heart and talks bollocks?
No, BBC, it isn’t ’disputed’ or ‘unproven’. It’s utter bollocks.
September 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
No, BBC, it isn’t ’disputed’ or ‘unproven’. It’s utter bollocks.
