#boomroasted
Schoria says you look like a 🪱, and look like you would probably taste like one too. Her words, not mine.

Headshot sketch of Schoria for @juanchongo4.bsky.social!

#art #dragon #sketch #boomroasted
December 5, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Rams are going undefeated. Greatest team ever assembled. Check yourself take merchant. #boomroasted
September 28, 2026 at 4:02 AM
This the nicest thing a computer has ever said about me: blueskyroast.com/roast/nothan... #BlueskyRoast #BoomRoasted #Thanks
blueskyroast.com
December 2, 2024 at 7:32 PM
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Never took you for a Tennessean. #boomroasted
July 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
you look like you’re cracked 9 #boomroasted #owned #blocked
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 AM
pssh, buddy. in my house we believe in calling him elOFF musk #boomroasted
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
My old profile was worded very similarly. Spoiler alert: they do not, in fact, read.

I had one guy who I guess had paid for premium message me without a mutual connection just to say “Sounds like you’re looking for a girlfriend.”

#boomroasted ??
July 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
March 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oof. Boomroasted
March 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
August 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You look so good! boomroasted
June 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
more like FED-lines amiright? #boomroasted
June 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Wonder if it will bring up his racing career?

#boomroasted
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I met a fat icon once. It was ya mom. #boomroasted #liberaldown
January 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Asking ChatGPT to roast my dog. BOOM! Roasted 🔥

#dogs #boomroasted #roast #frenchbulldog #comedy #chatgpt #dogparents
August 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Fat Wolverine wants to open the door to fat jokes? Only problem with that is he is too fat to fit through the door.
#boomroasted #tedcruz #fatwolverine
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz unleashed a fiery broadside at J.B. Pritzker during a Newsmax appearance, calling the Illinois governor a “racist bigot” and making offensive remarks about his weight.
Cruz Blows Up in Interview: ‘Really Know How to P*** Me Off’
Ted Cruz exploded when asked for his thoughts on Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker.
trib.al
September 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It happens on Christmas Eve, at a Christmas office party. Gifts are exchanged. One of the main character's name's is Holly. There's themes of family and togetherness throughout. The soundtrack is comprised of Christmas music. And, the real kicker, Jesus was really both in July. The end. #BoomRoasted
December 24, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Found my OG notes from when TTPD came out and I’m crying
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
February 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Don't sign your posts! #boomroasted
March 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Spring quarter: 3.75 #boomroasted
February 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
boomroasted
March 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ok nerd #boomroasted
December 25, 2024 at 6:30 AM
#BoomRoasted RT: @themusketeer: @jch24 That's what Pitino said
December 6, 2024 at 10:03 AM