#bootlaces
🟧... #gray_matter
... new bootlaces ...
October 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I’m just tying my bootlaces, for the past quarter bell. Don’t fret over it.
November 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
13. I don't have any pictures of my truly weird outfits from when I was a teen sadly 😭

But I was that kid with mismatched bootlaces, rainbow fishnet gloves, doodles on my tie and I diyed a lot of my clothes
November 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
VSUDO 2 Pairs Round Boot Laces, 5/32" Outdoor Work & Hiking Shoe Laces for Boots#VSUDO#bootlaces#roundlaces#shoelaces#hiking
VSUDO 2 Pairs Round Boot Laces, 5/32" Outdoor Work & Hiking Shoe Laces for Boots
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November 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Miscly Round Boot Laces [1 Pair] Heavy Duty and Durable Shoelaces for Boots, Work Boots & Hiking Shoes#bootlaces#shoelaces#roundlaces#heavyduty#durable
Miscly Round Boot Laces [1 Pair] Heavy Duty and Durable Shoelaces for Boots, Work Boots & Hiking Shoes
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November 7, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Yep. That artist claims to not use AI, and maybe the sketches are real but that “finished product” has weirdness in the bootlaces and other places, not to mention the synthID is a dead giveaway.

Comments are off on instagram, gee I wonder why?
November 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Pathetic - as far as his legacy goes, he won't be able to reach the bootlaces of his brother Yoni
October 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
finally opened up my spats patterns
the one I wanted: 'you need 2 separating zippers'

NO!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE RAREST ZIPPER TO FIND IN STORE IS???? SEPARATING ZIPPERS

why does this have zippers!! It already has bootlaces in the front!!
October 30, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Feels like so many people currently in power heard "a lie can travel around the world while the truth is still lacing up its boots" and went

"So, all I have to do is destroy the truth's access to bootlaces and I will be able to edit reality as a living god, with no consequences ever!"
October 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
“Oh no! John’s hanging off the Waltham transmission station tower by his bootlaces.”
October 27, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I'll use your guts for my bootlaces.
October 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
(he was now reading, with his bootlaces trailing on the floor)
October 22, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I've had Jacqui Lambie as a guest on my Reddit Q&A forum in the past, and she is a wonderful human being. Pauline Hanson is the opposite end of the scale, not even fit to tie Jacqui's bootlaces.
October 19, 2026 at 8:00 AM
You may have also referred to them as shoelaces or bootlaces, but if your customer has searched simply 'laces' the search might not return any laces at all.
October 16, 2026 at 10:12 AM
(he was now reading, with his bootlaces trailing on the floor)
October 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Deadman Dannys has Fairfax boot so deep down his gullet, he's shitting leather and bootlaces
October 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Saving Private Ryan Gosling

The Heroes of Telemarketing

Passchendaele Winton

Das Bootlaces

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen of Arabia
October 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think the bell for the first round has rung. Watch Farage caught tying himself up in his bootlaces in today’s’ ‘Burnham is a Liar’ 🤥 bout, live from Moscow!
October 12, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This honey fungus (Armillaria mellea) is everywhere in the New Forest at the moment - but I like the way these photos show the black rhizomorphs (or ‘bootlaces’) used by the fungus to colonise new substrates and transport nutrients. #fungi #NewForest
October 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
It's such a pet peeve of mine. Like, a love the idea behind it, very DIY, AND 99% of the execution...but THE FUCKING BOOTLACES!!!

They gave her way-too-long laces on the boots, tied into big cutesy loops you'd absolutely step and trip on, which she doesn't even double-knot.
October 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It's Chaplin eating the bootlaces, except it's dangerous, not funny, and the laces have been dipped in shit.
October 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Or bootlaces tied together
Could only be improved if they were using blindfolds.
October 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM