she could!! the concept of essentially bootycalling someone by courier-carried letter is absolutely cracking me up but also it’s kind of very cute… real commitment to being down bad

Or this one about Margot Robbie bootycalling Jacob Elordi, which I saw about 50 times last year to a point that I now picture it whenever I hear this Daft Punk song:

why are u bootycalling me in public

Hmmm idk about this? Did I ever tell you about the time I ended up on the shitty men in media list for like an hour because some woman more autistic than me thought I was hitting on her, then started bootycalling me at 2am so I blocked her

#BootyCalling 🌈

🍑🍑🍑🐷
PAPI RICO
PRESENTS…

“BOOT—AY
CALLING 💚”

Happy Humpity Hump
Day — PVR STYLE 🚀

There is something XXX-tra in Latino Boys’ Booty-licious Asses … that Drives Me Wild”

XO
Papi Rico
(CJ in Puerto Vallarta)

#humpityhumpday
#bootycalling
#latinoass
#humpday
#creampie
#gaymen
#schwing

#bootycalling 🍑🍑

I am getting VERY fucking sick of the cunts in this wretched nation's stupid political class. JFC, we should be peeling ourselves away from the USA, not secretly bootycalling any time they think we're not fucking looking!

my life is so hard i have to

1. choose between two women bootycalling me
2. stay awake

bootycalling is so humbling but i need CAWK

(For each and every time, TBC.)

I want to invoice every person who nonreciprocally used me for sex. +50% on those who tried bootycalling me again after they pulled that shit.

I hope the phrase “treating nature as porn” or “bootycalling nature” pop up!