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ebullientsoup.bsky.social
From the Archives: originally drawn 11-23-2021 (2/4)

check alt text to see who's saying what + extra lore for funsies. I didn't make that clear at all in the original post

#ebullientsoup #cursedmemes #boozecruising
PICTURED: Brad (top) and his family sitting around a table at a wedding. Counter-clockwise from his chair, they are: his dad, his mom's 22yo boyfriend (Chad), his mom, and his 7yo kid brother (name still undecided), who bears an uncanny resemblance to Chad's childhood photos. All except for Brad are sipping the house blend champagne (ordered off Temu and spiked with Everclear so all the guests can immediately get too drunk to notice that it tastes like piss). Brad, for some reason, pulls out a piece of toast that he has apparently been keeping in his suit jacket literally all day. Gross. BRAD: "Hey guys, time for a *toast*! Mmm, sourdough!" CHAD: "Oh my God, Brad. You crash into a schoolbus after texting every single ex since middle school that you still love them, only *once*, and now you can't even get shitfaced at a wedding? Get a life..." MOM: "Yeah, screenshotting that series of rambling texts and having it go viral on all my social medias was hilarious. Nothing I've posted since has ever topped it, and I need more content!"
January 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
sockslynx.bsky.social
maybe we do some light drifting around the neighborhood with 3 beers in the system... who said #boozecruising can't be harmless fun?
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM