📌BREAKING: Hundreds of ketchup bottles in the White House.
November 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
📌BREAKING: Hundreds of ketchup bottles in the White House.
*smashes two beer bottles* TAKE IT IF YOU CAN
GERRYMANDER YOUR WAY STRAIGHT TO HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
November 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
*smashes two beer bottles* TAKE IT IF YOU CAN
POP SOME FUCKING BOTTLES
November 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
POP SOME FUCKING BOTTLES
lolllll there are too many bottles of champagne in this house
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
lolllll there are too many bottles of champagne in this house
Art Deco Perfume Bottles
October 31, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Art Deco Perfume Bottles
"It's minty fresh, see?"
📸 leung․p․wah
📸 leung․p․wah
November 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"It's minty fresh, see?"
📸 leung․p․wah
📸 leung․p․wah
We're shooting dos equis bottles bottles on the beach with a Glock while blasting Mariachi, a Yeti full of warm tamales at our feet. Wokely
November 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
We're shooting dos equis bottles bottles on the beach with a Glock while blasting Mariachi, a Yeti full of warm tamales at our feet. Wokely
Travis Kelce runs like one of the bottles in the Bud Bowl
November 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Travis Kelce runs like one of the bottles in the Bud Bowl
crushing bottles
November 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
crushing bottles
You know they never caught the guy who poisoned all those Tylenol bottles, right
October 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You know they never caught the guy who poisoned all those Tylenol bottles, right
November 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
4 bottles of wine 🍷
November 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
4 bottles of wine 🍷
POP THE BOTTLES
Cedrick Frazier by 1.5% over Folk in the race for Hennepin County Attorney. 390 out of 395 precincts reporting.
November 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
POP THE BOTTLES
Instead of calling it a “blue wave,” I wonder if the White House staff is calling it a “blizzard of ketchup bottles.”
November 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Instead of calling it a “blue wave,” I wonder if the White House staff is calling it a “blizzard of ketchup bottles.”
🎶"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall."
Next verse! 🎶
Ninety-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall."
Next verse! 🎶
November 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
🎶"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall,
Ninety-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall."
Next verse! 🎶
Ninety-nine bottles of beer!
Take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall."
Next verse! 🎶
Boxes of Cadburys fingers and Biscoff biscuits. Box of Celebrations. Two tins of pringles. Many bottles ot Lucozade energy drink.
Will you do a reel on the smorgasbord of snacks which will sustain you through tonight?
November 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Boxes of Cadburys fingers and Biscoff biscuits. Box of Celebrations. Two tins of pringles. Many bottles ot Lucozade energy drink.
The best part of packing up your place to move has to be when you discover you’ve accidentally bought six bottles of maple syrup for the apocalypse.
November 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The best part of packing up your place to move has to be when you discover you’ve accidentally bought six bottles of maple syrup for the apocalypse.
Bottles of Heinz are *very* nervous
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Bottles of Heinz are *very* nervous
Briefing my chain of command (children) about the unsustainable level of asset attrition (water bottles) in our AO
November 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Briefing my chain of command (children) about the unsustainable level of asset attrition (water bottles) in our AO
if you want to be the cool house, hand out full bottles of ketchup
October 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
if you want to be the cool house, hand out full bottles of ketchup
i’m wiping down the syringes and vaccine bottles, i’m testing the pasteurization vats,
November 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i’m wiping down the syringes and vaccine bottles, i’m testing the pasteurization vats,
Finally, after almost 26 years, Bottles is ready for Halloween. The @evercade.co.uk Banjo-Kazooie Double Pack, now including the fabled Bottles' Revenge mode, is out today!
October 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Finally, after almost 26 years, Bottles is ready for Halloween. The @evercade.co.uk Banjo-Kazooie Double Pack, now including the fabled Bottles' Revenge mode, is out today!
Hundreds of bottles of ketchup were destroyed.
November 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Hundreds of bottles of ketchup were destroyed.
It's just ketchup. Bottles and bottles and bottles of ketchup.
November 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
It's just ketchup. Bottles and bottles and bottles of ketchup.