#braincells
4 braincells
November 3, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Describe your account in four words

Shirtless idiot lacking braincells
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“y’all want some pie?”
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Filterless wibble filth splurge.
November 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
my last 2 braincells
November 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
tfw both your braincells are absolutely on fire
November 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
My last two braincells doing their damnedest to form a coherent thought
November 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
No notes. No braincells. Collared. Kitted. Content.
October 29, 2026 at 11:50 PM
YEAH FUCK YOUR ATTENTION SPANNN NNHGGHNB FUCK YOUR GOCKNFUCK YOUR HANDPUSSY UNTIL ITS STICJYYY NNGHHH FUCK ITS SO GOOD TO LOOSE BRAINCELLS TO PORN
November 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I swear chasers are the stupidest people ever. I lose braincells every time I have to interact with one.
November 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Surely anyone with two braincells should know war does not look like the advert. This is what war looks like:
November 3, 2026 at 8:56 AM
every time im on tiktok i feel my braincells dying en-masse. that website is cyanide for any form of critical thinking
November 1, 2026 at 12:28 PM
there's only one Haley with zero braincells who can pull off a gigantic sunhat in my life and it's the bachelorette from the hit farming simulator STARDEW VALLEY
November 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This is Gary. He has negative braincells and looks how a fart smells. His favorite food is cheese.
November 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
JOIN ME WHILE I STILL HAVE BRAINCELLS
November 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
My two AuDHD braincells trying to read anything longer than a paragraph:
Words yep yep yep yep yep yep
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November 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Who needs more braincells, anyway? Overrated, in my opinion 😛
November 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It’s so funny how every year the braincells align and there are so many duplicate costumes of very random characters
November 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
yeah maybe a lil reckless of me to have two braincells to rub together on this one huh
November 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The fact you think I'm bringing braincells is hilarious.
November 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
My review of Wildwood.

Apparently it took 12 years to make this movie, of which I think they dedicated 7 entire minutes to writing the script.

I want my money back. And my time. And the braincells it killed.
November 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
( No braincells working, only vibes )
November 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Perks of adopting me 🐶:
-I can do a really big howl
-I protec cause scary dog
-I give snugs so no need to pay for heat
-3 out of 4 braincells function
-I can cook*

*edibleness not guaranteed
November 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
For a "political scientist", he sure can't wrap his braincells around how the guy currently hiding in Miami might be considered an immediate flight risk.
October 29, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Honestly? Anybody who has more than two braincells and they are actively using it... 😅
November 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
He got no braincells but it’s okay, he makes up for lack of braincells with cuteness!
November 2, 2026 at 9:00 AM