Nigel Farage said he’d rather be judged in the court of public opinion, not a surprise as he’s been voted Favourite British Political Figure five years running at the Kremlin.
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July 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Nigel Farage said he’d rather be judged in the court of public opinion, not a surprise as he’s been voted Favourite British Political Figure five years running at the Kremlin.
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The recently released Michael Jackson movie has overtaken Oppenheimer as the highest-grossing biopic of all time. Critics likened ‘Michael’ to the 1988 Comic Strip film about Arthur Scargill, The Strike, due to both having highly fictionalised portrayals of their time with miners. #BTNNB #BTNRejects
July 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The recently released Michael Jackson movie has overtaken Oppenheimer as the highest-grossing biopic of all time. Critics likened ‘Michael’ to the 1988 Comic Strip film about Arthur Scargill, The Strike, due to both having highly fictionalised portrayals of their time with miners. #BTNNB #BTNRejects
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November 16, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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French Far-right leader Marine Le Pen has been cleared to run in the French Presidential elections, so long as she wears an electronic tag. If Nigel Farage wins his by-election, he’ll also be asked to wear one, so his constituents know when he’s actually in Clacton.
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July 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
French Far-right leader Marine Le Pen has been cleared to run in the French Presidential elections, so long as she wears an electronic tag. If Nigel Farage wins his by-election, he’ll also be asked to wear one, so his constituents know when he’s actually in Clacton.
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A water leak at the Louvre museum has damaged hundreds of books in the Egyptian Department, leading to an expensive repair effort. A similar leak also happened in their French Revolution wing, leading to the loss of the section's head.
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December 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A water leak at the Louvre museum has damaged hundreds of books in the Egyptian Department, leading to an expensive repair effort. A similar leak also happened in their French Revolution wing, leading to the loss of the section's head.
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Critics said Starmer’s original welfare reforms were Dickensian, but even Dickens couldn’t come up with unrealistic characters like Universal Credit and Pip Bill.
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July 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Critics said Starmer’s original welfare reforms were Dickensian, but even Dickens couldn’t come up with unrealistic characters like Universal Credit and Pip Bill.
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The first opinion polls from the Clacton by-election put Nigel Farage safely in first place. Count Binface is second, and says the numbers will narrow once there's a decision from Swing Voters, Pedal Voters and Recycling Voters.
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August 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The first opinion polls from the Clacton by-election put Nigel Farage safely in first place. Count Binface is second, and says the numbers will narrow once there's a decision from Swing Voters, Pedal Voters and Recycling Voters.
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The King apparently plans to send Prince Andrew to live in a remote Scottish castle. The only person more upset with the idea than the former Duke of York is Claudia Winkleman
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October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The King apparently plans to send Prince Andrew to live in a remote Scottish castle. The only person more upset with the idea than the former Duke of York is Claudia Winkleman
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Balamory has been criticised for idealising island life, as not one person there ever complains about their ferry being cancelled
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April 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Balamory has been criticised for idealising island life, as not one person there ever complains about their ferry being cancelled
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Musselbrough’s annual corgi derby was won this year by a 3 year old called Islay. A favourite of the late queen, but with a history of behavioural problems due to inbreeding, the event was not attended by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
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April 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Musselbrough’s annual corgi derby was won this year by a 3 year old called Islay. A favourite of the late queen, but with a history of behavioural problems due to inbreeding, the event was not attended by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
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My cousin is one of those who, whatever the time of day, always has a beer at an airport before his flight; which is why he lost his job as a pilot .
My cousin is one of those who, whatever the time of day, always has a beer at an airport before his flight; which is why he lost his job as a pilot .
March 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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My cousin is one of those who, whatever the time of day, always has a beer at an airport before his flight; which is why he lost his job as a pilot .
My cousin is one of those who, whatever the time of day, always has a beer at an airport before his flight; which is why he lost his job as a pilot .
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Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.
Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.
February 21, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.
Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.
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Gen Z are connected to technology, saying it makes them feel alive. Pensioners are also connected to technology that keeps them literally alive, as it's insulin pumps, dialysis machines, and pacemakers.
Gen Z are connected to technology, saying it makes them feel alive. Pensioners are also connected to technology that keeps them literally alive, as it's insulin pumps, dialysis machines, and pacemakers.
March 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Gen Z are connected to technology, saying it makes them feel alive. Pensioners are also connected to technology that keeps them literally alive, as it's insulin pumps, dialysis machines, and pacemakers.
Gen Z are connected to technology, saying it makes them feel alive. Pensioners are also connected to technology that keeps them literally alive, as it's insulin pumps, dialysis machines, and pacemakers.
A harp-making school in the Borders is to benefit from a £24-thousand grant. They were almost unsuccessful in their bid, but then someone pulled some strings.
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March 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
A harp-making school in the Borders is to benefit from a £24-thousand grant. They were almost unsuccessful in their bid, but then someone pulled some strings.
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February 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If Count Binface does stand in the Clacton by-election he may need to borrow some of Farage’s £5m for security to protect him from the vicious seagulls faced on the campaign trail.
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July 12, 2026 at 7:26 AM
If Count Binface does stand in the Clacton by-election he may need to borrow some of Farage’s £5m for security to protect him from the vicious seagulls faced on the campaign trail.
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Two teenagers who peed into a pot of broth at a hotpot restaurant have been ordered to pay 2.2m yuan to two catering companies in China. In fairness though, the customers did phone up and ask for a ‘number one’.
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October 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Two teenagers who peed into a pot of broth at a hotpot restaurant have been ordered to pay 2.2m yuan to two catering companies in China. In fairness though, the customers did phone up and ask for a ‘number one’.
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According to her biography, Tilly Norwood is an aspiring actor in her early 20’s based in London; meaning she is fighting off interest from talent agencies, and Leonardo DiCaprio
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October 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
According to her biography, Tilly Norwood is an aspiring actor in her early 20’s based in London; meaning she is fighting off interest from talent agencies, and Leonardo DiCaprio
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Some have argued that the Bond franchise is long past its best, but Amazon claims it’s still very much in its Prime.
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March 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Some have argued that the Bond franchise is long past its best, but Amazon claims it’s still very much in its Prime.
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A nurse who started her healthcare career in January 1948 – six months before the NHS was born – is retiring at the age of 95. Sir Keir Starmer has already offered her a golden hello to come back to work.
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December 8, 2024 at 1:07 PM
A nurse who started her healthcare career in January 1948 – six months before the NHS was born – is retiring at the age of 95. Sir Keir Starmer has already offered her a golden hello to come back to work.
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My uncle always used to ask for a tip after getting people to their final destination, which is why he got sacked as an undertaker .
My uncle always used to ask for a tip after getting people to their final destination, which is why he got sacked as an undertaker .
December 7, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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My uncle always used to ask for a tip after getting people to their final destination, which is why he got sacked as an undertaker .
My uncle always used to ask for a tip after getting people to their final destination, which is why he got sacked as an undertaker .
Hundreds of dangerous counterfeit Labubu dolls have been seized by trading standards officers in North Ayrshire. Fakes can be identified by their overly vibrant colours and incorrect teeth count, whereas real trading standards officers carry photo ID.
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July 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hundreds of dangerous counterfeit Labubu dolls have been seized by trading standards officers in North Ayrshire. Fakes can be identified by their overly vibrant colours and incorrect teeth count, whereas real trading standards officers carry photo ID.
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The last time there was this much scrutiny about Pip eligibility, they had to find a new host for ITV’s This Morning.
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July 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The last time there was this much scrutiny about Pip eligibility, they had to find a new host for ITV’s This Morning.
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Prince William even sent his congratulations to the Twitch Star, saying, it’s nice to see
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stories involving Angry Ginge and them not be about my brother #BTNNB #BTNRejects
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Prince William even sent his congratulations to the Twitch Star, saying, it’s nice to see
stories involving Angry Ginge and them not be about my brother #BTNNB #BTNRejects
stories involving Angry Ginge and them not be about my brother #BTNNB #BTNRejects