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roodypatooti.bsky.social
bumblebeebats 1h ago Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg. bumblebeebats 1h ago i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30
August 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
feliciadavin.com
thinking about this tumblr post

(www.tumblr.com/bumblebeebat...)
tumblr post by bumblebeebats The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
May 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
alexandria-stone.bsky.social
Everytime I try to join a discord server it's like this
Tumblr post by bumblebeebats Jan 7 Trying to join a big Discord server when you're not really that familiar with Discord servers somehow manages to combine the social anxiety of trying to make new friends or ordering at a fancy new coffeeshop for the first time with the general chaos and technical barriers to entry of an MMO. I shuffle up to the counter and go "Um, hey, can I get---" only for someone named ☽ 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 ☾ [👑 Mod] [👺 Dark Wizard] [♣︎ BUNT] [🔮 Pengis Time 2022] • he/him to manifest in a cloud of bisexual coloured animated lightning, turning me instantly to dust and then announcing to the shop at large "Hey guys, please remember to read the #2026-updated-rules-terms-and-conditions and choose your role before you speak, also remember that ordering should go in #ordering-drinks, #ordering-cakes, or #ordering-a-cake-and-a-drink, unless you're 🔉just-using-the-bathroom. Thanks"
May 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
grayghostcreations.bsky.social
Cute little bat pins I designed. It's a bumblebee bat on a strawberry. #bumblebeebats are the s.allest bats in the world. #bat #bats #battyforbats #digitalart #strawberries

Etsy - www.grayghostcreations.etsy.com
Bumblebee bat on a strawberry pin.
January 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
standplaatskrk.pl
bumblebeebats: "so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day" slowspinningredemption: "i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season."
June 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
standplaatskrk.pl
bumblebeebats on Tumblr: "How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton" "I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 🤨 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I’ve never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn’t notice because I was 17 and hadn’t heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?"
July 19, 2026 at 4:40 PM
ministarfruit.itch.io
blackmadhi my old friend
Comic based on a tumblr text post by bumblebeebats, featuring Simon and Nahyuta from Ace Attorney. In the first panel, Simon says, "Drives me up the absolute wall when people on their dating profiles just," and then the next panel is Nahyuta being quoted saying, "I like food, communication and going places... hearts emoji sparkles emoji" which leads into the final panel of Simon looking pissed off in response, saying, "okay? Me, I hate food. I'm looking for someone with whom I can starve to death in a hole. In silence. If everything you have told me about yourself could also be said of like, a migratory bird, then what are we doing. What are we doing."
March 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
maladroithe.bsky.social
#cornflakes #bondage
bumblebeebats Follow Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether: a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes Cast your vote A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about 28% 59.9% 12.1% Final results from 144,449 votes bumblebeebats "Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumbir, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience. #cornflakes #bondage
November 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
jksgmeveryone.bsky.social
namjoon
bumblebeebats Follow I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
January 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
njkthsjmy97.bsky.social
with the alt text added!
screenshot of a tumblr post from bumblebeebats that reads “I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations… “Man, this tragedy sucks!! Why didn’t they do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!” well then it wouldn’t be a tragedy, would it. “Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it’s so sappy and unrealistic!!” Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn’t have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot”and the subsequent post from user katherynefromphilly emphasizing in larger letters “reblogging for “is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot””
February 1, 2026 at 8:43 PM
maddsmallow.bsky.social
listen all i'm sayin is,,,,,, we can jayvik this
screenshot of a tumblr post from user "bumblebeebats" that says "I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me lin the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: 'Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, 1 am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?' and yes thank you i did tear up" of which i am implying jayce is charlie and viktor is obviously the thick eastern european guy on the phone
June 24, 2026 at 12:30 AM
nicolaecarpathia.bsky.social
Tumblr post from bumblebeebats: How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
July 4, 2026 at 5:38 AM
positivelyken.bsky.social
It's like, stop bugging me for this, go bother bumblebeebats
October 31, 2023 at 2:28 PM
coffeentacos.moe
reposting with alt text
a post from (I think) tumblr user bumblebeebats: I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot Reblog fromkatherynefromphilly: Reblogging for "Is the writing bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot"
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
fuzzyg.host
I think of this a LOT. And I think a lot of people need to read this on the daily.
A text tumblr post by bumblebeebats that reads - "I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot"
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
kodyisover.com
Kody 🤝 Keezy
"it's fine if you like Heartstopper!! we just don't want you to be expecting milkshakes from us when we're Home Depot"
A famous tumblr post from user bumblebeebats that reads, "I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... 'Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!' well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. 'Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!' Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot"
May 7, 2024 at 4:38 PM
twittertranslate.bsky.social
朋友你别说蜘蛛
就算吊扇挂着末代沙皇尼古拉二世本人
我也根本发现不了好吗...

原文： https://aromanticsky.tumblr.com/post/807198180324343808/bumblebeebats-baetology-sometimes-it-blows-my
翻译： https://t.me/twitter_translate/31300
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April 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
twittertranslate.bsky.social
作为一个需要戴眼镜的人，那些不需要辅助就能看得清清楚楚的人对来说简直是太疯狂了 —— 你们早上起来一睁眼就能看清所有东西？这是什么魔法？

原文： https://aromanticsky.tumblr.com/post/807198180324343808/bumblebeebats-baetology-sometimes-it-blows-my
翻译： https://t.me/twitter_translate/30919
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March 15, 2026 at 6:51 AM
morganhazelwood.bsky.social
Don't 1-Star a review just because it wasn't for you. That's like giving 1-Star to a Chinese restaurant because they didn't have pizza. #writing
From tumblr: bumbleBeeBats: I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depo katheryneFromPhilly Reblogging for "Is the writing bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot" I feel like that should be the canned response to anyone who complains in your fic's AO3 comments about the [thing] when the [thing] is clearly tagged.
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
openpolicy.bsky.social
Saw this and I think it’s making the same point.
Screenshot from twitter: “Kay Taylor Rea @kaytaylorrea 'is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot' lives in my head rent free bumblebeebats I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot”
January 21, 2024 at 7:43 AM
tgirl.fail
tumblr post HB @h3xenbren... 10.28.22 i was visited by a being of pure light and it told me to do some stuff but i forgot what exactly reply from bumblebeebats This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mums friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week itd be like "so Im back with James again" girl....... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear......
August 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Tumblr cap bumblebeebats 2d ago Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him be she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether: a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes Cast your vote A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talkina about
June 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
becausechaucer.bsky.social
tumblr user baetology: Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don't wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept. tumblr user bumblebeebats: And people say stuff like 'lol don't you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling' like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
maryscottoconnor.com
Wait... where is this "bumblebeebats" person? Why can't I find them when I do a search???
October 28, 2023 at 2:58 PM
spencerkoelle.bsky.social
Reskeeting with alt text
tumblr user bumblebeebats says "I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... 'Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!' well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. 'Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!' Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot" tumblr user katherynefromphilly says "Reblogging for 'Is the writing bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot'"
February 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM