I don’t think I can do another 4 years of prole whispering pieces from Bumcrack Missouri which are just a parade of the author’s own fixations when the truth is basically “Ukraine inflation”
November 7, 2024 at 9:45 AM
I don’t think I can do another 4 years of prole whispering pieces from Bumcrack Missouri which are just a parade of the author’s own fixations when the truth is basically “Ukraine inflation”
Going to the car wash with my friend @monsterpup.bsky.social ! And he's my official bumcrack photographer!
April 1, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Going to the car wash with my friend @monsterpup.bsky.social ! And he's my official bumcrack photographer!
Sunday morning caught me like this!
•love back hugs 🫂
•love when someone gently runs through my back - I get goosebumps
_make me a black coffee & come back to the Sunday bed_
#back #hairy #bumcrack #buttcrack
•love back hugs 🫂
•love when someone gently runs through my back - I get goosebumps
_make me a black coffee & come back to the Sunday bed_
#back #hairy #bumcrack #buttcrack
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Sunday morning caught me like this!
•love back hugs 🫂
•love when someone gently runs through my back - I get goosebumps
_make me a black coffee & come back to the Sunday bed_
#back #hairy #bumcrack #buttcrack
•love back hugs 🫂
•love when someone gently runs through my back - I get goosebumps
_make me a black coffee & come back to the Sunday bed_
#back #hairy #bumcrack #buttcrack
I hope he gets the feeling of having a little hair in his bumcrack, but he can never find it.
March 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I hope he gets the feeling of having a little hair in his bumcrack, but he can never find it.
The fluffy bumcrack!!!
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The fluffy bumcrack!!!
4/25/2024... Me bumcrack in Tucson, AZ while waiting on a pizza order pickup.
May 13, 2024 at 1:48 AM
4/25/2024... Me bumcrack in Tucson, AZ while waiting on a pizza order pickup.
Lis, if you look there, you can see that Philip’s trousers have split. Right up his bumcrack!
September 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Lis, if you look there, you can see that Philip’s trousers have split. Right up his bumcrack!
Friday I saw a Hydrovane compressor trailer being towed behind a Transit van. Talk about blast from the past. I assume it was being taken as a static exhibit to the Museum of Bumcrack Beergut Tradesmen.
October 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Friday I saw a Hydrovane compressor trailer being towed behind a Transit van. Talk about blast from the past. I assume it was being taken as a static exhibit to the Museum of Bumcrack Beergut Tradesmen.
hahaha I found it, its his bumcrack
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 AM
hahaha I found it, its his bumcrack
im not complaining cuz it was 12 or 15 dollars or something but the la pucelle girl has a dirty BUMCRACK girl wipe up.....
February 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
im not complaining cuz it was 12 or 15 dollars or something but the la pucelle girl has a dirty BUMCRACK girl wipe up.....
From: stupid-summer-skitch.tumblr.com
stupid-summer-skitch.tumblr.com/post/4175109...
#buttcrack #assrack #bumcrack #arsecrack #saggingpants
stupid-summer-skitch.tumblr.com/post/4175109...
#buttcrack #assrack #bumcrack #arsecrack #saggingpants
March 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"Be sure to wash your bumcrack, lad."
Cadets learn how to wash up without a shower, with just a towel and a bit of water.
"Be sure to get between the crack of the ass and under the wally, and don't forget the junior helmet."
#staightmen #gayraunch #gaystink
Cadets learn how to wash up without a shower, with just a towel and a bit of water.
"Be sure to get between the crack of the ass and under the wally, and don't forget the junior helmet."
#staightmen #gayraunch #gaystink
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"Be sure to wash your bumcrack, lad."
Cadets learn how to wash up without a shower, with just a towel and a bit of water.
"Be sure to get between the crack of the ass and under the wally, and don't forget the junior helmet."
#staightmen #gayraunch #gaystink
Cadets learn how to wash up without a shower, with just a towel and a bit of water.
"Be sure to get between the crack of the ass and under the wally, and don't forget the junior helmet."
#staightmen #gayraunch #gaystink
walked past the lasers and heard a few seconds of a song going "bumcrack bumcrack fishfinger" and as it turns out that's the name of the song
July 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
walked past the lasers and heard a few seconds of a song going "bumcrack bumcrack fishfinger" and as it turns out that's the name of the song
Good morning from my sourdough loaf which has developed a little bumcrack.
October 11, 2023 at 7:07 AM
Good morning from my sourdough loaf which has developed a little bumcrack.
Unlike Elon Musk, Victor Kiam was smart enough to reject the first draft of his catchphrase which went "I liked it so much, I bought the company and now use every shaver that comes off our production line to trim the hairs in my bumcrack." Because that might have put people off.
January 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Unlike Elon Musk, Victor Kiam was smart enough to reject the first draft of his catchphrase which went "I liked it so much, I bought the company and now use every shaver that comes off our production line to trim the hairs in my bumcrack." Because that might have put people off.
the john lennon extra long bumcrack is very real and is gonna visit your dreams tonight, kids
February 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
the john lennon extra long bumcrack is very real and is gonna visit your dreams tonight, kids
Dialing: Hewo Pugline. Tatum's hoomom refuses to play fetch at the bumcrack of dawn. Please advise her.🤣
#pugtalk
#pugtalk
When your hooman won't play fetch with you from her bed at 7am.
July 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dialing: Hewo Pugline. Tatum's hoomom refuses to play fetch at the bumcrack of dawn. Please advise her.🤣
#pugtalk
#pugtalk
One more time, Duo: I do not ever need to see your bumcrack. Thanks.
June 28, 2026 at 11:55 AM
One more time, Duo: I do not ever need to see your bumcrack. Thanks.
I really love when you gently pull my trousers down & carefully run through my hairy bum crack to give me a goosebumps.
When you kiss those cheeks I arouse.
Then I lean forwards so you can take care of my secret gate to the heaven & water my garden
#humpday #hairy #hairybutt #humps #bumcrack
When you kiss those cheeks I arouse.
Then I lean forwards so you can take care of my secret gate to the heaven & water my garden
#humpday #hairy #hairybutt #humps #bumcrack
May 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I really love when you gently pull my trousers down & carefully run through my hairy bum crack to give me a goosebumps.
When you kiss those cheeks I arouse.
Then I lean forwards so you can take care of my secret gate to the heaven & water my garden
#humpday #hairy #hairybutt #humps #bumcrack
When you kiss those cheeks I arouse.
Then I lean forwards so you can take care of my secret gate to the heaven & water my garden
#humpday #hairy #hairybutt #humps #bumcrack
Omg... Bumcrack & fish fingers 🤣🤣🤣 at the top there with "don't put a bandana in my butt" 🤣🤣
May 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Omg... Bumcrack & fish fingers 🤣🤣🤣 at the top there with "don't put a bandana in my butt" 🤣🤣
My boy knows how to make my day better :) Always Love Bumcrack!
March 3, 2024 at 9:38 PM
My boy knows how to make my day better :) Always Love Bumcrack!