#butthair
I have more butthair than I know what to do with 😜
July 24, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Germany Tries To Explain History To Vice President Butthair
Germany Tries To Explain History To Vice President Butthair
If JD Vance and Marco Rubio are the faces of American diplomacy, no wonder everyone hates us.
buff.ly
February 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Giving my long-furred puppygirl a sanitary shave because she keeps getting poop stuck in her butthair
April 25, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The other day Becky came upstairs and informed me that they had done the butthair trim on Coal.

Lucky Becky.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Germany Tries To Explain History To Vice President Butthair
open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

Excellent article !
Germany Tries To Explain History To Vice President Butthair
If JD Vance and Marco Rubio are the faces of American diplomacy, no wonder everyone hates us.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
peanut butthair
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Germany Tries To Explain History To Vice President Butthair
www.wonkette.com/p/germany-tr...
Germany Tries To Explain History To Vice President Butthair
If JD Vance and Marco Rubio are the faces of American diplomacy, no wonder everyone hates us.
www.wonkette.com
February 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
this is my son, Silky Butthair
March 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I am sure the Europeans will give the jowly mound of butthair the respect he has richly earned.
February 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
almond butthair
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I found a suspicious fibre in a tub of margarine. My wife thinks it could be off someone's head, but I can't believe it's not butthair.
April 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Butthair-face racist...
September 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Easy, breezy, Butthair Girl.
July 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
everyone taking T is like "butthair this backhair that"
no the bane of my existence is nose hair im sorry why does it have to tickle so bad and hurt so much to pull out
noone warned me
April 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I can’t believe it’s not butthair
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
cashew butthair
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Butthair face of evil.
September 10, 2024 at 3:00 PM
republicans suck shit through a straw straight from trump's ass
that's why their breath smells like Bigfoot's Butthair
August 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
March 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This butthair-faced prick should never have a day of peace for the rest of his life. His poor daughter? The people of Ukraine are going through much worse because of this piece of shit.
March 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
That's the back-to-butthair line.
March 14, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Butthair face MF.
October 17, 2024 at 5:09 PM