#calked
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November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
There’s a delicious cookie calked Leibniz that I brought back from Europe. Next time I go, I’m gonna keep an eye out for Spinoza rugelach.
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
today I combat The Horrors by making somthing calked 'Black Garlic Oil'

watch this space for updates
March 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I might have calked Platner scum in my call to Senator Warren. Not sorry.
March 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I also haven't been calked a nazi and commie yet, either .
December 14, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I don’t understand why liquid from coconuts 🥥 is calked “milk”
January 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Going to write a book calked POWERHORSE. Not sure what it's about but it will probably involve a horse. One that is powerful.

POWERHORSE.
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When one stuck its nose in my tent in Algonquin park - I just calked him sir!!

Yes - it was fucking terrifying!!
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
These aren’t speeches - it’s calked evidence!
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
And she calked his supporters DEPLORABLES.
Bravo Hilary.
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Bets when they calked they didn't stop to think about the trauma this would put the kids through if CPS had decided to temporarily remove the kids.
When I say people suck, this is what I mean.
June 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Nobody should listen to influencers for any reason. I prefer when we calked them con artists.
July 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s calked informing .
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I am finally getting some NSFW Pics my OneWorld Sim.

This a Jungle town calked Aortha, me and my companion feeding him my piss
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Calked my senator, Angus King yesterday. Got a letter from him today. He is pushing for defunding ICE. From Susan Collins, no reply.
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
There’sca reason its calked the clicktocracy.
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 AM
(This is, of course, a message with a HUGE payoff at the end, when Superman says he calked some friends to help.) 8/
July 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
MEMO CALKED
October 1, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Should be calked the Trump Files. He headed up that ring. Was never second to anyone nor is protecting no one but himself right now. Not only does he have blood on his hands but is actively still keeping court.
September 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I took one little nap and got calked out!
March 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
She’s what calked a Brutta facia
September 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Nancy Parker, the lady who snitched on Luigi, isn’t getting the $60K because she calked 911 instead of the FBl.

Hahahaha looks like Nancy’s claim was denied! womp. womp.
December 12, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Some old calks on display at our excellent local library. As the book title states - calked boots, referring to the nails in the sole which afford purchase on wet mossy logs.

I recently found a company in Idaho that makes calked rubber boots that I might have to test out.
August 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM