call that caloric karma perhaps
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
call that caloric karma perhaps
Christmas Eve Eve -- when my stomach becomes ground zero for every variety of caloric intake known to humanity.
December 24, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Christmas Eve Eve -- when my stomach becomes ground zero for every variety of caloric intake known to humanity.
you’re giving me S͡͝t̢̀r̶̛ơ̕n̵͠g̕͘ ̵̵t̶͟ó̢ŕ̷s̀͞ơ̢
January 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
you’re giving me S͡͝t̢̀r̶̛ơ̕n̵͠g̕͘ ̵̵t̶͟ó̢ŕ̷s̀͞ơ̢
nearing the end of my muscle-building phase (minor caloric surplus)… tiddies lookin JUICY
April 27, 2026 at 3:51 PM
nearing the end of my muscle-building phase (minor caloric surplus)… tiddies lookin JUICY
Looks like Hush got pranked with a caloric nuke to her figure,,,
Art: @/ravenousrampage.bsky.social
Art: @/ravenousrampage.bsky.social
June 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Looks like Hush got pranked with a caloric nuke to her figure,,,
Art: @/ravenousrampage.bsky.social
Art: @/ravenousrampage.bsky.social
Kale has negative calories because its caloric count is less than the energy expended throwing it up.
August 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Kale has negative calories because its caloric count is less than the energy expended throwing it up.
Caloric Manifestations ✨ Commission for ElendSmithXXX on Twitter.
August 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Caloric Manifestations ✨ Commission for ElendSmithXXX on Twitter.
For the love of God, if I see one more ',grow your own food' hot take.
Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.
Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.
Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
January 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
For the love of God, if I see one more ',grow your own food' hot take.
Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.
Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies.
Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.
May 19, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Doodled the caloric kitty once again
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Doodled the caloric kitty once again
“united in caloric excess”?? guys i think he’s calling us fat
May 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
“united in caloric excess”?? guys i think he’s calling us fat
A very caloric and delicious snack. I can repeat it again. 🔥
April 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A very caloric and delicious snack. I can repeat it again. 🔥
xp candies are so good...but why didnt anyone tell me how caloric they are!!!
comm by @mintrimo.bsky.social!!!
comm by @mintrimo.bsky.social!!!
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
xp candies are so good...but why didnt anyone tell me how caloric they are!!!
comm by @mintrimo.bsky.social!!!
comm by @mintrimo.bsky.social!!!
Art also requires caloric intake
June 28, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Art also requires caloric intake
Ott tummy loves you(r caloric value)🫧
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Ott tummy loves you(r caloric value)🫧
That guy has clearly eaten five times a peasant’s daily caloric intake every day for years.
August 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
That guy has clearly eaten five times a peasant’s daily caloric intake every day for years.
demonyote cursing all who read this post
to c̷h̶a̸n̸g̷e̷ ̴y̶o̶u̴r̷ ̴d̸a̴i̷l̶y̶ ̴c̶a̶l̶o̷r̴i̶c̸ ̷i̸n̵t̷a̵k̵e̶ ̵t̸o̶ ̶5̵k̸ ̴m̵i̷n̵i̴m̸u̷m̷
☺
to c̷h̶a̸n̸g̷e̷ ̴y̶o̶u̴r̷ ̴d̸a̴i̷l̶y̶ ̴c̶a̶l̶o̷r̴i̶c̸ ̷i̸n̵t̷a̵k̵e̶ ̵t̸o̶ ̶5̵k̸ ̴m̵i̷n̵i̴m̸u̷m̷
☺
October 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
demonyote cursing all who read this post
to c̷h̶a̸n̸g̷e̷ ̴y̶o̶u̴r̷ ̴d̸a̴i̷l̶y̶ ̴c̶a̶l̶o̷r̴i̶c̸ ̷i̸n̵t̷a̵k̵e̶ ̵t̸o̶ ̶5̵k̸ ̴m̵i̷n̵i̴m̸u̷m̷
☺
to c̷h̶a̸n̸g̷e̷ ̴y̶o̶u̴r̷ ̴d̸a̴i̷l̶y̶ ̴c̶a̶l̶o̷r̴i̶c̸ ̷i̸n̵t̷a̵k̵e̶ ̵t̸o̶ ̶5̵k̸ ̴m̵i̷n̵i̴m̸u̷m̷
☺
November 18, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Someone told me my caloric intake the past month has only been a little more than their cats and that's not helping my argument that I'm not an internet cat.
September 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Someone told me my caloric intake the past month has only been a little more than their cats and that's not helping my argument that I'm not an internet cat.
Not tonight babe, I'm in a caloric deficit
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not tonight babe, I'm in a caloric deficit
participating in the caloric gyre, or eating suffering
February 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
participating in the caloric gyre, or eating suffering
The degrowther article in The Conversation saying we'd all be happy growing our own food in gardens grown in suburbia...
We'd be dead from caloric insufficiency.
We'd be dead from caloric insufficiency.
September 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The degrowther article in The Conversation saying we'd all be happy growing our own food in gardens grown in suburbia...
We'd be dead from caloric insufficiency.
We'd be dead from caloric insufficiency.
Grab my pad and shove something greasy and caloric in my mouth 🐷 make me way fatter 🥵
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Grab my pad and shove something greasy and caloric in my mouth 🐷 make me way fatter 🥵