#canned
Is anyone going to blame Stephen Miller for this electoral carnage? They should, bc it will increase the chances that he gets canned
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
So I guess the NYT canned their romance novel review columnist for reposting a link to @marisakabas.bsky.social's criticism of their reporting.
BREAKING: The New York Times has terminated their contract with romance columnist Olivia Waite after she reposted @markjacob.bsky.social 's repost of @marisakabas.bsky.social criticism of the Times’ coverage of new rape allegations about Trump.

That is a sentence I didn’t think I’d type today.
The New York Times Terminates Contract with Romance Columnist Olivia Waite After Bluesky Repost - Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
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November 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Canned? I want him in prison. His wife, too.
November 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
*halo theme plays, monks chant, wet fart sound, clown honk, sad trombone, canned sitcom laughter*
Marty O’Donnell’s loss is gonna be so sweet
November 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
His responses are so canned they feel like AI.
November 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I made a very bare-bones dump chili (dump meat/canned beans/canned tomato product/onions/peppers etc. in the slow cooker) for dinner and I am going to be very glad to have it all week.
November 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
The Godzilla tickets were expensive. Canned beans tonight.
November 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Leavitt is really awful at this sort of canned talking point right-wing hackery
November 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Just give the dipshit a fake H&G show complete with canned laughter
November 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Not canned. Arrested.
Is anyone going to blame Stephen Miller for this electoral carnage? They should, bc it will increase the chances that he gets canned
November 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
That Douthat 60 Minutes piece on the Michigan Senate race broke exactly zero news. It was fine, in the same way that lime jello or canned tomato soup is fine.
November 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
November 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Happy Halloween, My Lovely Ghouls. 👻🎃
November 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Canned turkey 🦃 breast salad 🥗 #canning #Vegetablegardening
November 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I FUCKING LOVE MEHDI... I quit watching MSNBC when they canned him.
November 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
What happened to six-packs of canned soda? Where did they go?
October 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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November 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I can't wait for that canned cranberry sauce that comes outta the can like *ffflllllllllppptttttttt*

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November 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Ramaswamy getting canned ..
November 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
And obviously canned goods!
October 31, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Whose getting canned first?
November 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
i vote we used this as a canned response to ai slop
Oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 Yeah? 🥺🥺 Do you need the bo-bot to write your essay too? Yeah??? You can't do it?? 🥺🥺 You're a moron??🥺🥺 Do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife?? 🥺🥺🥺
November 3, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Canned laugh track ass political media
November 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
1920s canned pumpkin.
November 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM